"That had to be the biggest moment of the season -- and one of the biggest hits ever," Johnson said. "Believe me, it couldn't happen to a better person than Albert. He's top-notch all the way, the kind of guy who'd give you the shirt off his back.
He's also the type of guy that will wait until an umpire is breaking up a fight before he slaps you in the face like baby. Just so he knows that you won't be able to hit him back.
Don't think I've forgotten Pujols! I haven't!
Maybe we should make a list of the girliest slaps in baseball. You got Pujols, you got A-Rod, there must be some other good ones.