He's also the type of guy that will wait until an umpire is breaking up a fight before he slaps you in the face like baby. Just so he knows that you won't be able to hit him back.
Don't think I've forgotten Pujols! I haven't!
Maybe we should make a list of the girliest slaps in baseball. You got Pujols, you got A-Rod, there must be some other good ones.