Jacque Jones to the Padres? He's San Diegaaaaaaaan!
[editor's note, by Dex] This is a wack rumor mill... Only busting out one rumor. I'll find some more.
Update [2005-10-17 10:48:44 by Dex]: Another rumor...
A secret source tells me, a certain Padres player (initials R.K.) has crabs. I'm not so much sure about the validity of this rumor...
Update [2005-10-17 10:57:20 by Dex]: Here's a good one...
A certain Pad Squadder has a bun in the oven! This will be a good biological test to see if Pad Squadness is passed along from the mother. Though it could be a circumstance of environment... Maybe if the Pad Squadder would have twins, we could try to raise one as a Dodger fan...
Update [2005-10-17 11:9:19 by Dex]: Something from On the DL...
A certain Padres pitcher (initials T.H.) plans on using this picture on this year's Christmas cards. That's certainly one way to jingle hell's bells!
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