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Apr 02, 2008 Jul 23, 2008 198 4176

Born a Padre fan. Oceanside resident.

Purveyor of fine art and observation.

"Bright, young lads who bring home a "C" in Earth Science and a "D-" in Algebra don't get to come along on a lovely kidnapping. Oh yes, and I'm sure we'll be using Algebra like mad today."

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Thatcher gives up slam, sent down: Following a 9-5 loss to Cincinnati, the Padres optioned left-hander Joe Thatcher to Portland. Thatcher gave up five hits and retired only two batters in the seventh inning, which included Adam Dunn's grand slam. Thatcher had an 8.42 ERA in four stints with the Padres this season. San Diego will make a move Thursday to fill the roster spot.

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Melky Cabrera, you are not Manny Ramirez. The degree of difficulty here is far less, and you still botched it. An hero, now.

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Cubs fined for overpaying Oceanside's Matt Cerda.

Well, ok, they were fined for having a draft pick take the field before an approved agreement was in place, but "further discipline might be warranted."
-via the four letter

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A bunch of nuts run 125km thru Alberta with a custom-minted coin, call it Death Race

Death Race brings brave souls to AlbertaPalehorsevq7_medium

This coming August 2 and 3 is the ninth North Face Canadian Death Race. From the article:

The Death Race plays on the Greek myth of Charon, the ferryman who ushered the souls of the dead across the river Styx and into Hades for a fee of one gold coin per soul.

Oh. Well that's kind of a letdown. What about this coin?

Each of the 1,000 or so entrants will receive a specially minted coin they must take with them as they make their way through the rugged mountain terrain surrounding Grande Cache.

Racers must have their coin to cross the Smoky River near the end of their trek. Losing the coin means instant disqualification.

You don't say? What is the penalty for disqualification? Is it... death? I'd guess not. They've got a juicy hook to this story, though:

One of the earliest winners of the gruelling, 125-kilometre running race was former Edmonton resident Nik Southwell. He had his eyes on the prize, but Southwell forgot to take in enough food and fluids along the way, says Dale Tuck, one of the event's founders.

Instead of dropping out, Southwell persevered and won the men's solo race, collapsing at the finish line. His kidneys shut down and he was rushed to hospital and put on dialysis.

Won the race, but losing the game...

 

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So busted: This guy Googled "bull penis"

Oh, and he found this. The Chinese want to win so bad, they're eating bull penis.

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