An open letter from Dave Winfield on the importance of not getting trashed at prom

by Dex on Jan 27, 2009 9:32 AM PST

Listen kids. I know that you think it's "cool" to get "smashed" with your friends at "prom" or "graduation". That's why I'm sending you this message. Don't do it! The only good thing that's ever come out of using lots of "dope" and drinking lots of the "booze" is an artificially inflated...