"The third time I thought about Orlando Hudson this year was a little after the second time I thought about Orlando Hudson this year. Maybe they count as the same time? I spend a lot of time on Fridays cruising through Baseball-Reference, and when I went to the Padres' team page for some reason I saw that Hudson has zero doubles and four triples. "That's weird!" I thought to myself. Then I committed to writing about it because I'm a moron." --Jeff Sullivan
