Everybody hurts

by Dex on Mar 7, 2008 6:44 AM PST in News

Jim Edmonds strained his right calf. That's what happens when you're old. I'm rooting for Hairston in center and Headley in left. Honestly, nothing against Edmonds. I just see him more filling the Crash Davis role as opposed to the Nuke LaLoosh. Yes. I know that we're talking about different positions. You people have no faith in us.

Mark Prior is really liking San Diego because nobody pays attention to him. If I could take the fire out from the wire, I’d take you where nobody knows you and nobody gives a damn. Figure that one out with your precious "pop culture references".

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I love me some Wolf Parade

by CurbEnthusiasm on Mar 7, 2008 7:59 AM PST reply actions

That's a chicken dinner for Curb

by Dex on Mar 7, 2008 8:06 AM PST up reply actions

In a dark alley in the Gaslamp District.....

Mark Prior: I don't hit no man first.
Jim Edmonds: All right, then...
[throws him a baseball]
Jim Edmonds: ... hit me in the chest with that.
Mark Prior: I'd kill you!
Jim Edmonds: Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a fucking boat.

by John Gennaro on Mar 7, 2008 10:19 AM PST reply actions

Mark Prior:

Why is he always calling me "Meat"?

Charlie, here comes the deuce. And when you speak of me, speak well.

by JBro12 on Mar 7, 2008 10:52 AM PST up reply actions

Move

Hairston to right, Venable in Center, and Headley to left.

by sacpadre on Mar 7, 2008 10:46 AM PST reply actions

Bad news

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/baseball/mlb/specials/spring_training/2008/03/07/edmonds.calf. ap/index.html

Anybody think this would be a prime time to pick up Willits from the Angels? Dude is totally blocked and could probably be had for a mid-level pitching prospect and a reliever.

by Phantom on Mar 7, 2008 11:25 AM PST reply actions

I like what we got

I want Hairston and Headley to light it up. No more moves! We go in with what we got! Our fists and our wits and our boyish charm and our rugged good lucks.

by Dex on Mar 7, 2008 11:53 AM PST up reply actions