Peavy almost busts a nut

There's a good chance that Peavy may bust a nut this season.  Peavy doesn't wear an athletic cup, he's free ballin'.  There it is... the secret's out.  

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Let's see, you can be a little bit uncomfortable while pitching with a cup or you can experience discomfort while having your testicles explode when hit by a ball traveling in the vicinity of 100 mph.

Peavy is done having kids, but what about the skanks? Isn't anybody thinking about how this will affect the skanks!