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This is NOT the open thread for tonight's game... yet

[editor's note, by jbox] Jon just sent me another Open Thread for tonight's game. It's so weird. Here's the deal, Dex and I are going to leave it up to you the reader. If you want this as tonight's open thread, then vote in the poll.

Open Thread: 6/9, Padres vs. Mariners

Revenge!

Revenge for making the Cla look human.  Cla has looked shaky as late.  I think he has been too busy chasing Gadget and Penny.

Revenge on the Seattle Press:

ESPN Power Rankings have the Pads at first.

Larry Stone of the Seattle Times had us at #9 with this comment: "Padres have their own assault of 755... but enough about Tony Gwynn's weight."  

Revenge on the Ball Girl:

Two nights ago Ball Girl robbed us of a free souvenir.  Last night she let Jbox and I take another shot at it.  As you can see we intentionally let it go by and she just about took it in the face.

Revenge on Jake, aka Mariners Cat:

Never fear, for the Mariners Cat has been chased away by Max.  Max hates the M's.  He eats little Mariners for breakfast.  "Look out Ichiro!  There is a giant cat behind you!"

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