[editor's note, by jbox] Jon just sent me another Open Thread for tonight's game. It's so weird. Here's the deal, Dex and I are going to leave it up to you the reader. If you want this as tonight's open thread, then vote in the poll.
Open Thread: 6/9, Padres vs. Mariners
Revenge!
Revenge for making the Cla look human. Cla has looked shaky as late. I think he has been too busy chasing Gadget and Penny.
Revenge on the Seattle Press:
ESPN Power Rankings have the Pads at first.
Larry Stone of the Seattle Times had us at #9 with this comment: "Padres have their own assault of 755... but enough about Tony Gwynn's weight."
Revenge on the Ball Girl:
Two nights ago Ball Girl robbed us of a free souvenir. Last night she let Jbox and I take another shot at it. As you can see we intentionally let it go by and she just about took it in the face.
Revenge on Jake, aka Mariners Cat:
Never fear, for the Mariners Cat has been chased away by Max. Max hates the M's. He eats little Mariners for breakfast. "Look out Ichiro! There is a giant cat behind you!"