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We all know that we have a robot playing shortstop, and robots need software. Therefore:


Obviously someone forgot to load the Display_Emotion library, and the Hit_Slider routine needs some work, but otherwise everything seems to be ok. Although there does seem to be some slight incompatibility with the Offense functions and the PETCO_PARK.app...maybe GLB should get their top programmers on that.

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hahaha
love the hair.
But I don't know what a dead bird smells like...

by freelunch on Jun 15, 2007 9:31 AM PDT reply actions  

OS
I'll just pop this os into my trusty 1541 floppy...

Load "$", 8
List

Ok, lets see...

LEAVES_BASES_LOADED
STRIKE_OUT
PETCO_PARK
FLY_OUT
AMAZING_PLAY
EAT_FOR_SUSTENANCE
TRY_NOT_TO_GET_EXCITED
PITFALL

Let me open STRIKE_OUT and see whats wrong

LOAD "STRIKE_OUT" ,8,1

AH here it is...

10 PRINT "Strike Out";
20 GOTO 10;

Looks like we may need to update our code on this model.

by fairweather on Jun 15, 2007 9:49 AM PDT reply actions  

Way Back Machine
I had to remember all my commodore 64 commands from back in the day. At least I didn't mention loading the cassette tape into the cassette drive... we have come a long way my friends.

by fairweather on Jun 15, 2007 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh
I remember my C64 and learning BASIC. I think I actually learned LOGO before BASIC though.

I think my favorite C64 game was the Bruce Lee game. Ah memories.

by osbug on Jun 15, 2007 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

64 days
Funny as hell, fairweather.  Osbug, I LOVED that game.  Killer theme song.  Also, Pitfall II was pretty epic.

by Gone Savage on Jun 15, 2007 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pitfall
I had to add pitfall in the list as it may be the reason i did so poorly in school... actually it was pitfall 2... one of the only game I ever finished.

by fairweather on Jun 15, 2007 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pitfall
I played Pitfall on the Intellivision. Anybody remember the baseball game for intellivision? I was terrible at that.

by osbug on Jun 16, 2007 6:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

genius. I love it
but I'd rather trade him for Michael Young

by RBS on Jun 15, 2007 10:08 AM PDT reply actions  

you are crazy
michael young was good last year, and he will be horrible when he is 33 making 16M a year till he is 37.
"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Jun 15, 2007 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

No way
trading for Young. He is not as good a defender as Khalil, and he hits miserably away from that home park of his.

by MadMonk on Jun 15, 2007 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Print
Start Printing this up!

by Jonny Dub on Jun 15, 2007 10:24 AM PDT reply actions  

Love it!
I will take 1. We should have a contest to see who can get it autographed first. I'd love to see the look and khalil's face when he sees his mirror image printed on a shirt.

by wait till next year on Jun 15, 2007 11:05 AM PDT reply actions  

Not sure
Khalil will get the software reference, he is after all a Clemson alum.
"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Jun 15, 2007 11:20 AM PDT reply actions  

The wizardry of osbug
I would totally buy several of these.

by teemcee on Jun 15, 2007 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Please Print!
I must have one.

by Dave @ Gaslamp Ball on Jun 19, 2007 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

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