Quick! We need a plan!
I know some of you are a little worried after the Padres have dropped 3 straight games. I don't want any of you to worry. Buddy Black has got a plan to kick start the offense.
1. Put runners in motion
Pros: Runners in motion will create holes in the infield
Cons: You need to have base runners or this plan is gonna suck.
2. Stay upbeat
Pros: Winners have positive attitudes
Cons: Maybe winners have positive attitudes because they win. You never hear about the losers with positive attitudes, probably because there aren't any. Plus how do you stay upbeat when you are hitting under .150? "Hey you have 15 hits! --mumbles-- in 100 at bats."
3. Give cold hitters a day or two off
Pros: Players might need a rest both mentally and physically.
Cons: While you're resting there is someone worse than you playing. He's been resting this whole time you've been playing, the rest hasn't done him any good.
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They were previewing TWIB
I was just telling Dex about that
the braves are a good team
if we have just gotten swept by the pirates or the marlins or even the giants i'd be a little down, but against the braves i would've been happy with 1-2.
we got good pitching from germano and we were in each game. hopefully the next time we see them we're hot and they're not.
Plan C
How to jump-start a sputtering offense?Obviously this plan is predicated on not being 25th in the MLB in OPS. Go Pads."We can possibly [not suck]," said manager Bud Black, who, according to third base coach Glenn Hoffman, is calling for more [not sucking] plays than the team averaged last season.
Typically upbeat, Black said he and his coaches also attempt to "lend a great deal of moral support." He added, "You keep encouraging the players [to not suck]. Stay positive with guys. It takes time to [not suck]."
Prepare your scorn
Mike Cameron - career .250 hitter
Khalil Greene - career .253 hitter
Russell Branyan - Career .231 hitter
Geoff Blum - Career .250 hitter
Jose Cruz - Career .250 hitter
Some Solutions - I think the Glaus idea is a great one, obviously Ichiro would fit in nicely. But it's hard to imagine KT pulling the trigger to get 2 big names. Which begs the question, how do we solve this Gaslampballers? Cause I need to win. I need to win bad. I need to win or I'm going to go postal here.














