Gaslamp Ball Season Parlay Card

by Dex on Mar 5, 2007 10:52 AM PST in News

Winner of NL West (CIRCLE ONE)
1.  Padres                 2.  Dodgers
3.  Giants                 4.  Diamondbacks
5.  Rockies

First on-screen kiss by Giles brothers
6.  Before June 3, 2007    7.  After June 3, 2007 

Khalil Greene broken fingers/toes this season
8.  Under 2.5              9.  Over 2.5

Greg Maddux urinates on Tony Gwynn's new statue unveiled July 21, 2007
10. Before July 22, 2007   11. After July 22, 2007

Brian Giles penis "accidentally" exposed to the public
12. Before All-Star break  13. After All-Star break

Illegitimate children fathered by Clay Hensley
14. Under 1.5              15. Over 1.5

Scott Linebrink mentioned in trade talks (after start of season)
16. Under 438.5            17. Over 438.5

Pad Squad's overall sentiment towards Gaslamp Ball at end of season
18. Hate                   19. Curious confusion

First to appear in broadcast booth drunk (CIRCLE ONE)
20. Rick Sutcliffe         21. Bill Murray
22. Tim Flannery           24. David Wells
24. Jerry Coleman          25. Field (any other)

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ALL PICKS MUST BE CIRCLED LEGIBLY
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 6   7   8   9  10
11  12  13  14  15  
16  17  18  19  20
21  22  23  24  25

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My bet

1 - Pads are taking this
6 - Giles kiss cannot be contained
9 - Way over 2.5
10 - statue will be like a fire hydrant
14 - Way over 1.5
16 - The only way it's less is if Linebrink is traded
17 - hate
24 - Vasgersian

by jbox on Mar 5, 2007 11:41 AM PST reply actions

great post

i had to borrow, great creativity http://mlb.aolsportsblog.com/2007/03/05/odds-greg-maddux-will-urinate-on-tony-gwynns-statue/

by larrybrownsports on Mar 5, 2007 4:47 PM PST reply actions

Khalil Greene...

Is something broken already. I know its only Spring Training, but he's 0 for 6 with 5 strikeouts!

by Rob @ Gaslamp Ball on Mar 5, 2007 5:04 PM PST reply actions

tony

And Maddux would pee on the statue because Tony OWNED him back in the day..

by mato on Mar 5, 2007 5:22 PM PST reply actions

Gotta love Yahoo Sports...

Batter vs. Pitchers stats!

Since 1987

AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB K SB CS AVG SLG
91 39 8 1 0 9 10 0 9 1 429 538

Zero Strikeouts! 9 for 10 steals!

by Rob @ Gaslamp Ball on Mar 5, 2007 6:21 PM PST up reply actions

And....

Gwynn is career 1 for 3 against Wells, including hitting into one double play.

by Rob @ Gaslamp Ball on Mar 5, 2007 6:23 PM PST up reply actions

And even more...

Gwynn faced Trevor once! Got walked! Looks like Gwynn owns the Pads...

by Rob @ Gaslamp Ball on Mar 5, 2007 6:27 PM PST up reply actions

No hitter

Remember when Maddux had a no-no going against the Pads back in the day. Bottom 8th Gwynn hits one to the corner in Left. The left fielder mis plays it while crashing into the wall after it had already bounced out of his glove. Gwynn is GIVEN a hit. Maddux was pissed! Payback time!!

by Jonny Dub on Mar 6, 2007 7:28 PM PST up reply actions