Fukudome Warning!!!

by jbox on Dec 7, 2007 1:36 PM PST in News

Gaslamp Ball Public Service Announcement:

If you are searching for Fukudome videos on youtube.com DO NOT click on Yuko Fukudome (NSFW) videos. They have nothing to do with Kosuke Fukudome, they have more to do with an Asian Sensation frolicking in a school girl outfit and a bikini while trying to hypnotize you. It's very distracting and you forget that you were looking for sexy videos of Kosuke Fukudome hitting home runs in the World Series of Baseball. It happened to me, don't let it happen to you!

Also be sure to take note of all the Cubs fans that comment on the videos. They seem to think about he will be very comfortable in a Cubs uniform next season.

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It's Official!!!

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/7537414

by jpleeg2 on Dec 7, 2007 1:46 PM PST 0 recs

I saw that homerun live

but lets not forget Fukudome was benched because of poor play in the world baseball classic batting .182 with a .240 obp. I'm the biggest supporter of Kosuke coming to SD but let's not get our expectations too high. Let him acclimate himself to MLB pitching and watch this possible investment pay off a la Kouz last year.

by 19 51 on Dec 7, 2007 1:59 PM PST 0 recs

oh

and that was Byung Hyung Kim hahahahahahah

by 19 51 on Dec 7, 2007 2:03 PM PST up 0 recs

OK

I suddenly feel like a creepy old guy.

This is just the tip of the suck iceberg.

by TheGrandHatching on Dec 7, 2007 2:10 PM PST 0 recs

ArmchairGM

has a bunch of videos linked on their Fukudome page if you don't feel like searching for them yourselves.

by osbug on Dec 7, 2007 2:33 PM PST 0 recs

FU Dome

Apparently, we won't know anything until at least next week from his agent. Monday is a possibility.

by sdsuaztec4 on Dec 7, 2007 6:55 PM PST 0 recs

Watched some of the videos...

Seems like he could hit 40-50 doubles like the page says, but one of the videos showed him getting thrown out at first, he was being played very shallow. I dunno if this would translate to the MLB. He looks like the definition a dead pull hitter...I could see the porch door being open for him a lot!

...and we're STILL waiting for MATT HOLLIDAY to touch the plate.

by offspeedkills on Dec 8, 2007 2:15 PM PST 0 recs

yeah

He's not a dead pull hitter. He's a spray hitter. You're basing your opinion on a few videos. Think of him as a cross between Ichiro and Matsui. More pop than Ichiro, but not quite as an amazing hitter. Not as much pop as Matsui, but better with contact.

by 19 51 on Dec 8, 2007 5:32 PM PST up 0 recs

i actually dont mind....

looking at asian girl gettin' wit' it once in a while, i actually have a asian girlfriend and its been awhile since she gave it up, and im pretty sure looking at a video like that will remind me of how asian women really, really turn me on....

my girl got a girlfriend

by la padres on Dec 8, 2007 7:43 PM PST 0 recs

btw...

i like the part where she eats the watermelon...it really appeals to half-black males like myself....

my girl got a girlfriend

by la padres on Dec 8, 2007 7:52 PM PST 0 recs

haha

so THATS why she was eating the watermelon to appeal to a wider audience! I think they should show this video between innings instead of J & W Lumber...

...and we're STILL waiting for MATT HOLLIDAY to touch the plate.

by offspeedkills on Dec 9, 2007 10:33 PM PST up 0 recs

Well, if that's the case,

she'd have to eat corn at every meal, use every part of the buffalo, wear braids and feathers, open a casino, and get violated by white settlers to appeal to my people...

by TheThirdGonzalez on Dec 9, 2007 10:42 PM PST up 0 recs