Brian Giles' Wedding Canceled!

by jbox on Nov 14, 2007 10:52 AM PST in News

Brian Giles was supposed to marry his special lady friend this weekend but the wedding was called off at the very last minute. A ceremony still took place as he decided to marry his one true love, the one that has always been there for him, in Maui. Gaslamp Ball has the exclusive photo:

Brian's bride to be wouldn't get off the plane in Maui and refused to sign a pre-nup. Giles was like "fine! I'll just throw a huge party instead" and he did.

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It's a fake!

That's totally photoshopped.

The real Giles would have a body painted tux, so he'd really be naked.

by thenerdhater on Nov 14, 2007 11:03 AM PST reply actions

It was doomed

getting married to a tanning bed in Maui is like getting married to a stripper on a porn set......

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Nov 14, 2007 1:17 PM PST reply actions

Never such thing as

"full dress" in Naked Giles' world!! Of course, there's no wedding! I'll ask my source tomorrow....

by TyBo on Nov 14, 2007 7:55 PM PST reply actions

I heard several times during the season

from many Padre friends that seem to "know" things, that he was really getting married in Hawaii in November.

I hadnt heard anything about it being called off since the season ended.

I saw him and fiancee a couple times at the store during the season. Observed a few things. Just sayin it wouldnt surprise me.

Padres Bullpen is the Shite

by eastbaysd on Nov 14, 2007 10:27 PM PST reply actions

It was me...

I got between them :)

by TyBo on Nov 15, 2007 9:10 PM PST reply actions

that

picture is funny =]

Laura

by padparazzi on Nov 15, 2007 9:17 PM PST reply actions

i bet...

the weddingwas canceled because, his lady friend figured out how little his dick is....

my girl got a girlfriend

by la padres on Nov 21, 2007 10:31 PM PST reply actions

woah!

Have you seen his goods?

by jbox on Nov 24, 2007 8:07 PM PST up reply actions

wrong

according to a source close to giles, his wee wee is in fact anything but little.

"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."

by freelunch on Nov 26, 2007 7:36 PM PST up reply actions

i just realized

why am i defending his dick?

"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."

by freelunch on Nov 26, 2007 7:36 PM PST up reply actions

duh!

isn't it obvious?

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Nov 26, 2007 8:21 PM PST up reply actions

Why have you waited to share

such important news?

by jbox on Nov 26, 2007 9:34 PM PST up reply actions

i didn't

think it was that important. but seriously, i heard from a very reliable source that he is in fact very well endowed.

what? why am i still talking about this?

"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."

by freelunch on Nov 27, 2007 2:49 AM PST up reply actions

A leetle birdie told me today...

...that the bride-to-be wouldnt sign a pre-nup, at the last possible second before the ceremony.

Couldnt they have figured this out before all the plans were made and everyone(the Wedding Party, friends,family,lots of players)were in Hawaii ready to go???

Padres Bullpen is the Shite

by eastbaysd on Nov 28, 2007 10:17 PM PST reply actions