I just wrote this poem:

Argy Stathopulos,
Have you been to the Acropolis?
It's in Athens you know?
I saw your T.V. special on the Super Bowl.
You like traveling, painting and cooking,
and I like looking...
at Channel 4 Padres.

If we was friends,
let's just pretend
I'd give you the nickname R.G.
We'd play a number of sports like basket and volley...
ball.