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Paul DePodesta has started a blog. Padres fans rejoice, then wonder, "Is this going to increase payroll?"

by Dex on May 10, 2008 8:55 PM PDT - 1 comments

The Padres need an ombudsman and I nominate me.

by Dex on May 10, 2008 1:37 PM PDT - 21 comments

Fox News reports Padres releasing Jim Edmonds

by Dex on May 9, 2008 12:38 PM PDT - 101 comments

At least we're not losing to Curt Schilling

by Dex on May 9, 2008 8:19 AM PDT - 5 comments

Pad Squad Carrie needs our Votes!

by jbox on May 8, 2008 1:42 PM PDT - 20 comments

We all knew the price on that ad was a mistake and it has been fixed

by Dex on May 7, 2008 8:08 PM PDT - 8 comments

Gaslamp Ball Proclamation: Gaslamp Ball officially believes the Padres will not be in the 2008 World Series

by Dex on May 7, 2008 7:49 PM PDT - 13 comments

Predict the changes

by Dex on May 7, 2008 11:35 AM PDT - 53 comments

Using our pathetic team as a brief lesson in sample size

by Dex on May 7, 2008 6:27 AM PDT - 7 comments

I got the perfect thing for your million dollar living room

by Dex on May 6, 2008 7:02 AM PDT - 13 comments

At Last...

by jbox on May 5, 2008 10:06 AM PDT - 12 comments

Gaslamp Ball Debate Club: Should there be instant replay in baseball?

by Dex on May 5, 2008 6:39 AM PDT - 46 comments

Out of the cellar!!

by Dex on May 4, 2008 6:49 AM PDT - 5 comments

A radical idea that could make Mark Prior great again: cut off his arm!

by jbox on May 1, 2008 11:15 AM PDT - 6 comments

MAY DAY!!!

by Dex on May 1, 2008 7:02 AM PDT - 16 comments

Who has San Diego in their No-Trade Clause?

by jbox on Apr 30, 2008 12:18 PM PDT - 9 comments

Delightful Padres Jokes for Children

by Dex on Apr 29, 2008 7:52 PM PDT - 13 comments

FYI: New Community Guidelines

by Dex on Apr 29, 2008 9:45 AM PDT - 7 comments

Andrew Kamenetzky asks Gaslamp Ball some questions

by jbox on Apr 28, 2008 1:57 PM PDT - 1 comments

Brad Penny hates anything even associated with San Diego

by Dex on Apr 28, 2008 7:10 AM PDT - 13 comments

Padres fans not very satisfied

by Dex on Apr 27, 2008 6:16 PM PDT - 3 comments

Ledezma plunks Conor Jackson in ribs

by jbox on Apr 25, 2008 10:25 PM PDT - 65 comments

The Ten Best Baseball Songs that aren't Centerfield

by Dex on Apr 25, 2008 7:33 AM PDT - 10 comments

My very last thing picking on Trevor Hoffman

by Dex on Apr 25, 2008 6:59 AM PDT - 15 comments

Gaslamp Ball keeps crashing because of your negativity, which is also why the baby Jesus Lopez cries.

by Dex on Apr 24, 2008 5:50 PM PDT - 1 comments

Trevor Hoffman is done

by Dex on Apr 24, 2008 7:35 AM PDT - 31 comments

An Open Letter to Bud Black

by Dex on Apr 23, 2008 7:02 AM PDT - 54 comments

Kendra Wilkinson, the Padres only Celebrity Fan

by jbox on Apr 22, 2008 1:50 PM PDT - 26 comments

The Idea Man doin' his thang

by jbox on Apr 22, 2008 1:27 PM PDT - 10 comments

17 ways for the Padres to get people to attend more games without making changes to the team or the park dimensions

by Dex on Apr 22, 2008 7:44 AM PDT - 59 comments

How to Revolutionize Baseball: Extra Innings

by Dex on Apr 19, 2008 2:52 AM PDT - 6 comments

Padres Rally Animals Fail to Provide Runs

by jbox on Apr 18, 2008 9:57 PM PDT - 7 comments

Adrian Gonzalez knows Crash Davis

by Dex on Apr 18, 2008 2:20 PM PDT - 7 comments

Padres Baseball - Watch What Happens

by jbox on Apr 18, 2008 2:16 PM PDT - 6 comments

Shhhhh... Everybody's still asleep

by Dex on Apr 18, 2008 7:04 AM PDT - 52 comments

What are your essential baseball books?

by Dex on Apr 16, 2008 11:17 AM PDT - 31 comments

Best rear end rotation since...

by Dex on Apr 16, 2008 6:52 AM PDT - 21 comments

Gaslamp Ball Debate Club: Batting the pitcher 8th

by Dex on Apr 15, 2008 11:50 AM PDT - 12 comments

We have found a new enemy, and he works for Denver's number one TV channel

by Dex on Apr 15, 2008 7:34 AM PDT - 24 comments

Gaslamp Ball Book Club

by Dex on Apr 14, 2008 10:56 AM PDT - 20 comments

San Diego fifth most "miserable" sports city

by Dex on Apr 14, 2008 7:07 AM PDT - 14 comments

Open Thread, 4/11: Overflow

by Dex on Apr 11, 2008 9:43 PM PDT - 465 comments

Does Mariano Rivera blow it more in non-save situations?

by Dex on Apr 11, 2008 4:30 AM PDT - 16 comments

Does Trevor blow it more in non-save situations?

by Dex on Apr 10, 2008 2:08 PM PDT - 8 comments

Brian Giles, Scott Hairston and Jim Edmonds all to wear the number 19 as a tribute to Tony Gwynn

by Dex on Apr 10, 2008 9:11 AM PDT - 14 comments

Thoughts and prayers for Doug Davis

by Dex on Apr 10, 2008 8:29 AM PDT - 2 comments

The Good News

by jbox on Apr 9, 2008 10:38 PM PDT - 45 comments

Random Thoughts after a loss

by jbox on Apr 9, 2008 1:11 PM PDT - 12 comments

Overflow Thread: 4/8, Padres vs. Giants Extra Innings!

by jbox on Apr 8, 2008 10:05 PM PDT - 160 comments

Gaslamp Ball Toy Review: Bulls-Eye Baseball

by Dex on Apr 8, 2008 7:42 AM PDT - 11 comments

Baseball Strategy: Runner on first. No outs. Tie ballgame.

by Dex on Apr 7, 2008 7:59 AM PDT - 53 comments

Does Jake throw a spitter?

by Dex on Apr 6, 2008 11:10 AM PDT - 9 comments

They rested their balls on our field and brushed our teeth with their bats

by Dex on Apr 5, 2008 11:36 AM PDT - 2 comments

Frequent Friar Rewards Scam

by kev on Apr 3, 2008 8:15 PM PDT - 27 comments

Well that kinda sucked

by Dex on Apr 3, 2008 7:37 AM PDT - 71 comments

Open Thread, 4/2: Padres vs Astros Overflow

by Dex on Apr 2, 2008 9:22 PM PDT - 228 comments

Does it really cost $201.72 to attend a game?

by Dex on Apr 2, 2008 2:22 PM PDT - 12 comments

How long before the MLB shuts down baseball blogs?

by Dex on Apr 2, 2008 6:59 AM PDT - 16 comments

Padres Opening Day

by jbox on Apr 1, 2008 10:23 AM PDT - 27 comments

Peavy and Oswalt arrested for brawling

by Dex on Apr 1, 2008 10:03 AM PDT - 6 comments

If 'sexy' has a name, it must be Dave Winfield

by jbox on Apr 1, 2008 8:38 AM PDT - 7 comments

Open Thread, 3/31: Padres vs Astros Overflow 1

by Dex on Mar 31, 2008 8:20 PM PDT - 481 comments

Opening Day Countdown

by Dex on Mar 31, 2008 4:19 PM PDT - 4 comments

Please share your Padres Memories

by jbox on Mar 31, 2008 2:01 PM PDT - 17 comments

Win a copy of MLB 08 The Show!

by Dex on Mar 31, 2008 11:49 AM PDT - 23 comments

OPENING DAY! (and we really need a new rally cry)

by Dex on Mar 31, 2008 7:34 AM PDT - 130 comments

Mister Raroo's Trip to The Show

by jbox on Mar 30, 2008 10:54 PM PDT - 3 comments

Game Thread: 3/28, Padres vs. Angels

by jbox on Mar 28, 2008 4:11 PM PDT - 44 comments

2008 Padres Predictions

by jbox on Mar 27, 2008 3:45 PM PDT - 36 comments

Game Thread: 3/27, Padres vs. Mariners

by jbox on Mar 27, 2008 12:07 PM PDT - 48 comments

Metal Steve reviews MLB 08: the Show for Gaslamp Ball

by jbox on Mar 27, 2008 10:30 AM PDT - 13 comments

Padres acquire Justin Huber

by Dex on Mar 26, 2008 2:50 PM PDT - 23 comments

Open Thread, 3/26: Padres vs Rangers

by Dex on Mar 26, 2008 10:53 AM PDT - 46 comments

Open Thread: 3/25, Padres vs. Royals

by jbox on Mar 25, 2008 4:15 PM PDT - 54 comments

Clutch Game

by Dex on Mar 25, 2008 1:25 PM PDT - 8 comments

Lineup Game

by Dex on Mar 25, 2008 7:34 AM PDT - 40 comments

My big deal internet radio appearance.

by Dex on Mar 25, 2008 4:54 AM PDT - 9 comments

Is it still Spring Training?

by Dex on Mar 24, 2008 9:16 AM PDT - 18 comments

Open Thread: Easter, Padres vs. Cubs

by jbox on Mar 23, 2008 12:40 PM PDT - 5 comments

Happy Easter! Here's more baseball in China for you!

by Dex on Mar 23, 2008 5:29 AM PDT - 3 comments

Gaslamp Ball 2.0 to launch next Wednesday

by Dex on Mar 21, 2008 1:44 PM PDT - 26 comments

Conclusive proof that HGH improves baseball performance

by Dex on Mar 20, 2008 6:30 PM PDT - 3 comments

Peavy describes his two seam and four seam fastballs in a really confusing way

by jbox on Mar 20, 2008 9:46 AM PDT - 21 comments

Peavy supports two big cheaters

by jbox on Mar 19, 2008 6:56 PM PDT - 59 comments

What pleases Padres fans the most?

by Dex on Mar 19, 2008 2:13 PM PDT - 14 comments

Spring Training: Part 5, "Champagne Wishes and Cavnar Dreams"

by jbox on Mar 19, 2008 12:01 PM PDT - 20 comments

Red Sox boycotting, sticking with coaches

by Dex on Mar 19, 2008 9:24 AM PDT - 17 comments

Spring Training: Part 4, "Spring Training is A-O-K"

by jbox on Mar 18, 2008 1:52 PM PDT - 4 comments

Open Thread, St. Patrick's Day: Padres vs Diamondbacks

by Dex on Mar 17, 2008 2:49 PM PDT - 29 comments

Spring Training: Part 3, "Brooks Conrad Love Fest"

by jbox on Mar 17, 2008 2:19 PM PDT - 17 comments

Spring Training: Part Two, "Entering Peoria Stadium, sadness gives way to baseball"

by jbox on Mar 17, 2008 12:54 PM PDT - 9 comments

Spring Training Trip: Part One, "I'm bored, sad and lonely"

by jbox on Mar 17, 2008 10:36 AM PDT - 4 comments

Matt and Mark plug Ducksnorts and Gaslamp Ball in the Padres Broadcast

by jbox on Mar 17, 2008 8:53 AM PDT - 11 comments

Open Thread, the future: Padres vs China

by Dex on Mar 15, 2008 8:45 PM PDT - 137 comments

Open Thread, 3/15: Padres vs Athletics

by Dex on Mar 15, 2008 12:44 PM PDT - 6 comments

Open Thread, 3/14: Padres Fans vs That Sleepy Feeling After Dinner

by Dex on Mar 14, 2008 6:38 PM PDT - 341 comments

Open Thread: 3/13, Padres vs. Cubbie Bears

by jbox on Mar 13, 2008 12:46 PM PDT - 69 comments

Rick Sutcliffe has Colon Cancer

by jbox on Mar 13, 2008 12:22 PM PDT - 4 comments

The links never stop

by jbox on Mar 13, 2008 11:37 AM PDT - 6 comments

Video games are so realistic these days

by Dex on Mar 13, 2008 6:40 AM PDT - 45 comments

Open Thread, 3/12: Padres vs Giants

by Dex on Mar 12, 2008 12:17 PM PDT - 88 comments

Gaslamp Ball is headed to Peoria for Spring Training

by jbox on Mar 12, 2008 12:06 PM PDT - 24 comments

China Links

by jbox on Mar 12, 2008 9:11 AM PDT - 10 comments

Open Thread: 3/11, Padres vs. Angels

by jbox on Mar 11, 2008 11:47 AM PDT - 90 comments

WTF? How does Jayson Werth have this many fans?

by Dex on Mar 11, 2008 10:48 AM PDT - 27 comments

A Padres/Petco Park Semi-Swot Analysis

by Dex on Mar 10, 2008 9:13 AM PDT - 24 comments

Padres Player Pictures from High School

by jbox on Mar 9, 2008 11:34 PM PDT - 20 comments

Open Thread: 3/9, Padres vs. White Sox

by jbox on Mar 9, 2008 12:56 PM PDT - 18 comments

Open Thread, 3/8: Padres vs Rangers

by Dex on Mar 8, 2008 12:43 PM PST - 17 comments

Open Thread, 3/7: Padres vs Diamondbacks

by Dex on Mar 7, 2008 11:54 AM PST - 90 comments

Diamondback Eric Byrnes married a Pad Squadder!

by jbox on Mar 7, 2008 10:54 AM PST - 10 comments

Everybody hurts

by Dex on Mar 7, 2008 6:44 AM PST - 8 comments

Open Thread, 3/6: Sea Level vs Mile High

by Dex on Mar 6, 2008 12:00 PM PST - 111 comments

Dave Winfield "stars" on The Moment of Truth

by jbox on Mar 5, 2008 10:56 PM PST - 35 comments

Open Thread, 3/5: Padres vs A's

by Dex on Mar 5, 2008 12:02 PM PST - 81 comments

Gaslamp Ball Bounty: Kyle Blanks' Afro

by Dex on Mar 5, 2008 7:58 AM PST - 7 comments

Open Thread, 3/4: Padres vs Giants

by Dex on Mar 4, 2008 11:35 AM PST - 81 comments

ESPN Fantasy Baseball is JBox's ultimate nightmare

by Dex on Mar 4, 2008 10:52 AM PST - 1 comments

Chris Young's unborn baby will not be interfering with his next start

by Dex on Mar 4, 2008 7:35 AM PST - 19 comments

Open Thread, 3/3: Padres vs Milwaukee

by Dex on Mar 3, 2008 11:58 AM PST - 47 comments

Trevor Hoffman on First and 10

by Dex on Mar 3, 2008 7:59 AM PST - 8 comments

USA Today has a crush on Trevor Hoffman

by jbox on Mar 2, 2008 9:26 PM PST - 1 comments

Peavy almost busts a nut

by jbox on Mar 2, 2008 9:14 PM PST

Open Thread, 3/2: Padres vs Damn Mariners

by Dex on Mar 2, 2008 11:57 AM PST - 12 comments

Open Thread: 3/1, Padres vs. Mariners

by jbox on Mar 1, 2008 11:48 AM PST - 17 comments

Open Thread, 2/29: Tadahito Iguchi vs Hideo Nomo

by Dex on Feb 29, 2008 11:17 AM PST - 25 comments

Jerry Coleman: WS MVP, War Hero, HOF Broadcaster... and Author?

by jbox on Feb 29, 2008 9:38 AM PST - 8 comments

Baseball Videogame

by Dex on Feb 28, 2008 5:28 AM PST - 6 comments

Why does Nick Canepa hate San Diego?

by Dex on Feb 28, 2008 4:12 AM PST - 7 comments

Tony Gwynn Jr. hit in the face with a ball

by jbox on Feb 27, 2008 10:25 PM PST - 2 comments

David Wells Pitching in San Diego

by jbox on Feb 26, 2008 9:09 AM PST - 10 comments

Baseball Analysts on the NL West

by Dex on Feb 26, 2008 7:56 AM PST - 3 comments

Padres Top Prospects from BP

by Dex on Feb 25, 2008 12:34 PM PST - 31 comments

Bill James on Craig Biggio

by Dex on Feb 25, 2008 6:32 AM PST - 5 comments

The Marlins have the perfect plan to get people to the ballpark. Fat dudes.

by Dex on Feb 25, 2008 5:22 AM PST - 2 comments

Timberlake is going to make a crappy baseball movie

by jbox on Feb 22, 2008 10:34 AM PST - 18 comments

Photographic evidence of Clemens at the Canseco party

by Dex on Feb 22, 2008 9:21 AM PST - 3 comments

Padres and MLB can't wait to vacation in China

by jbox on Feb 21, 2008 2:50 PM PST - 6 comments

Why the Padres/Dodgers/MLB are going to China

by Dex on Feb 21, 2008 1:06 PM PST

Why are the Padres going to China? Is it for the food? Go to Panda Express instead.

by jbox on Feb 20, 2008 6:11 PM PST - 16 comments

Tommy Lasorda is gonna fight? TOMMY LASORDA IS GONNA FIGHT!

by Dex on Feb 20, 2008 2:14 PM PST - 9 comments

Tony Gwynn answers some tough questions

by jbox on Feb 20, 2008 9:23 AM PST - 9 comments

Padres in cahoots with Nippon Ham Fighters

by Dex on Feb 19, 2008 7:06 PM PST - 7 comments

Mailbag Highlight

by Dex on Feb 19, 2008 10:17 AM PST - 13 comments

Loretta loses his arbitration case to the Astros

by Dex on Feb 19, 2008 9:03 AM PST - 2 comments

We have lots of pitchers

by Dex on Feb 19, 2008 6:52 AM PST - 10 comments

Does Trevor Hoffman have Cankles?

by jbox on Feb 18, 2008 4:22 PM PST - 19 comments

Romans 13. Verses 1-5

by Dex on Feb 18, 2008 12:59 PM PST - 1 comments

Gaslamp Ball Proclamation: Gaslamp Ball officially forgives Andy Pettitte

by Dex on Feb 18, 2008 12:54 PM PST - 2 comments

The Padres will carry 12 pitchers

by Dex on Feb 18, 2008 10:26 AM PST - 7 comments

Gaslamp Ball in the batting cages

by jbox on Feb 14, 2008 1:59 PM PST - 35 comments

Bad Time for Baseball

by jbox on Feb 14, 2008 11:04 AM PST - 11 comments

Welcome to Gaslamp Ball Year Four

by Dex on Feb 14, 2008 5:08 AM PST - 23 comments

Best Clemens Quote Ever

by Dex on Feb 13, 2008 12:42 PM PST - 6 comments

Open Thread: Another congressional hearing

by Dex on Feb 13, 2008 6:26 AM PST - 137 comments

HGH Links

by jbox on Feb 12, 2008 10:58 AM PST - 1 comments

Gaslamp Ball Mail Bag

by Dex on Feb 12, 2008 3:25 AM PST

Baseball Prospectus Team Health Report

by Dex on Feb 11, 2008 12:18 PM PST - 3 comments

Is Prior a Problem? Not for the Padres.

by jbox on Feb 11, 2008 9:13 AM PST - 6 comments

Just stay away from San Diego, Barry Bonds

by Dex on Feb 11, 2008 7:24 AM PST - 2 comments

Tony Clark, clinical giant, close to a deal with the Padres

by jbox on Feb 10, 2008 1:48 PM PST - 4 comments

OK Now this is just ridiculous. McNamee plays the "your wife is on drugs" card.

by Dex on Feb 8, 2008 1:59 PM PST - 3 comments

What's the most iconic Padres photograph?

by jbox on Feb 8, 2008 11:14 AM PST - 59 comments

Hi Stano

by jbox on Feb 8, 2008 10:56 AM PST - 3 comments

Ryan Klesko Retires!!! Klesko's Bitching vows never to retire!

by jbox on Feb 8, 2008 10:39 AM PST

Padres are destined for the Wild Card. So says your XBox 360

by Dex on Feb 8, 2008 8:35 AM PST - 2 comments

Sports@Lunch: Bud Black and Kevin Towers

by jbox on Feb 7, 2008 3:22 PM PST - 28 comments

Even Monica Lewinsky is kinda creeped out by this

by Dex on Feb 6, 2008 1:54 PM PST - 8 comments

Heath Bell's Locker

by jbox on Feb 6, 2008 1:15 PM PST - 3 comments

Roger Clemens giving deposition today

by Dex on Feb 5, 2008 7:08 AM PST - 9 comments

Khalil Greene signs 2 year deal

by jbox on Feb 3, 2008 12:33 PM PST - 18 comments

Are you going to the Rugby Tournament at Petco Park?

by jbox on Feb 1, 2008 11:28 AM PST - 10 comments

White Sox will wear camouflage jerseys, become biggest copy cats in the history of baseball

by jbox on Jan 31, 2008 8:33 PM PST - 47 comments

Tony the Gwynn coaching Adrian Gonzalez. Says the Gwynn, "You've got to slap at the ball."

by Dex on Jan 30, 2008 5:09 AM PST - 10 comments

Fashionista Review: New Beaver Uniforms

by Dex on Jan 30, 2008 4:58 AM PST - 11 comments

Padres and Cubs playing in the last Hall of Fame game ever

by Dex on Jan 29, 2008 1:51 PM PST - 1 comments

Baseball teams I hate, ranked in order of disgust: Part 2

by Dex on Jan 29, 2008 1:17 PM PST - 1 comments

Mike Sweeney a Padre?

by jbox on Jan 29, 2008 9:28 AM PST - 15 comments

Philosophy 101 with Malcom Gladwell

by jbox on Jan 25, 2008 2:43 PM PST - 7 comments

Towers gets a 2 year extension

by jbox on Jan 23, 2008 2:23 PM PST - 5 comments

You want to get to third base with Gaslamp Ball?

by jbox on Jan 23, 2008 2:02 PM PST - 27 comments

Padres Winter Warm Up at Eastlake High School

by jbox on Jan 23, 2008 10:30 AM PST - 24 comments

Welcome to the one baseball blog Peter Gammons doesn't read

by Dex on Jan 22, 2008 4:59 PM PST - 8 comments

I really dislike Jayson Werth, but I'm a bigger fan of his dad's

by Dex on Jan 21, 2008 3:03 PM PST - 21 comments

Guest Blogger: Jonathan Mayo author of "Facing Clemens"

by jbox on Jan 21, 2008 11:55 AM PST - 2 comments

Padres: Odds and Ends

by jbox on Jan 21, 2008 11:46 AM PST - 2 comments

Baseball teams I hate, ranked in order of disgust: Part 1

by Dex on Jan 21, 2008 8:42 AM PST - 9 comments

Padres Garage Sale: Gwynn raffling off his motorcycle and Steve Finley selling his house

by jbox on Jan 20, 2008 6:06 PM PST - 1 comments

Padres Links presented to you in bullet points

by jbox on Jan 18, 2008 9:58 AM PST - 13 comments

Kevin Towers answers questions from MLB.com

by jbox on Jan 17, 2008 1:22 PM PST - 4 comments

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