A radical idea that could make Mark Prior great again: cut off his arm!
Mark Prior, as you know, has been plagued by arm and shoulder injuries for a couple years now. He's had surgery and he's been rehabbing forever. The problem is that the Padres only have him for one year and we're running out of time and we need him in our rotation.
Cubs fans tried to warn us but we wouldn't listen, well, because they are Cubs fans and nobody listens to them.
My idea is this: We amputate his arm at the shoulder.
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