FanShot Lists

Top 5 Reasons the OTs are always late now

jbox found a special someone who shares his love of celebrities and pseudo-veganism.
Dex got lost on the way back through Oregon, now practices homeopathic medicine from a shack in the woods.
We are being punished for not appreciating their humor.
They have a secret second family and are away on one of their "business trips."
They hate this community and this is now Ducksnorts II.

Warning track covered with red carpet, celebrities
Basepath will have translucent blue glow to show viewers where baserunners need to go
To avoid dull, tedious, or awkward moments during broadcast, Fox promises never to point the cameras at Bud Selig
All-Stars will rifle balls into the stands during the new Line Drive Derby
Yankee Stadium to be imploded during seventh inning