Official Press Release: Padres announce additions to Minor League medical staff

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He got arrested yesterday for beating his girlfriend. What a jerk.
Years ago he was in front of me at a Jbox drive-through. The teenage girl in the window had given him his food but he continued talking to her. She was young enough to be his grand-daughter. What a jerk. I couldn't take it anymore so I layed into my horn "Let's get a move on Rod!" (Really I just wanted my Spicy Crispy).

May was supposed to be "the month" when all things good happen to the Pads. Add a dash of shoulder discomfort to the pile.

Watching this video is worth it just to hear him horse laugh.

Imagine making your MLB debut and having no less than Greg Maddux and Trevor Hoffman on the mound. Luke Carlin described how it felt and wanting to share the feeling with his father, who is in Iraq. - Mighty XX

KT learned a lesson from McKeon, "Get rid of your mistakes". Moving Edmonds wasn't about the money it was about the betterment of the ball club. Towers talks about Luke Carlin's soft hands, hard work and performance. Edgar Gonzalez worked hard in AAA and earned his spot on the Padres.

Right-handed reliever from the Red Sox. Thatcher was sent to Portland. Red Sox will get cash or a player to be named later.

I'm so glad some of our players have opted out of the at bat music. At bat music should only be used for your biggest offensive threat.