Jake Peavy and his dirty hands face the Dodgers today. I couldn't tell what the big deal was with the dirty hands. It seems kind of straightforward to me that if you're outside, rubbing your hands with dirt and rosin and constantly dipping Skoal or whatever he dips, you end up getting your hands dirty. What was the big deal? Then I realized that Dodger fans all work pansy desk jobs with perfectly manicured fingernails on their sanitized Apple laptops and hairless bodies. So of course they wouldn't understand that doin' work isn't sanitary so it must be cheating.

Crazy Dodger fans.

GO PADRES!!!