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Open Thread, 10/1: Overflow 2

Kinghippo_tiny by Dex on in News

Exhausted. The Padres continue...

GO PADRES!!!

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HERE WE GO BABY!
It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

i miss bip is
back
You say unicorn. I say horse with a seat on its head.

by i miss bip on Oct 1, 2007 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

YES! Let the flirting commence.
Hot and heavy guys!  The team needs us!

by Demoira on Oct 1, 2007 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

bring in gay spidy please!
You say unicorn. I say horse with a seat on its head.

by i miss bip on Oct 1, 2007 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

HELL YEAH!
HERE WE GO BOYS!
It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for another
Green Flash IPA.  Hopefully this will be my celebratory bottle....

by Mr Meadows on Oct 1, 2007 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Huh....
stlin'.
"You get nervous when you see those guys come into the shower... you definitely don't close your eyes in there, even when you're shampooing." ~CY

by TheThirdGonzalez on Oct 1, 2007 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

OK RISP
PLEASE PLEASE GET A HIT.
Let's go drink some beer.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Oct 1, 2007 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

NICE JOB KOOZ!
I like a bunt right there.
It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Please
let that come back to bite them in the ass.

by Pants on Oct 1, 2007 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Beauty....
...sounds like the Rox fielding is getting iffy.  I likey.

by Mr Meadows on Oct 1, 2007 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

That bunt
was perhaps the worst successful bunt ever.

by Pants on Oct 1, 2007 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

GREENE!
I KNOW YOUR ALL ZEN AND SHIT, BUT TAKE THIS AS AN INSULT AND MAKE THEM PAY AND PISS ON THIER DREAMS AND BREAK THEIR FUCKING HEARTS!
Let's go drink some beer.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Oct 1, 2007 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

GREENIE THIS IS ON YOU!
THEY WANT A PIECE OF THE BOT! GIVE THEM NOTHING, BUT TAKE FROM THEM EVERYTHING!
It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Khalil-Bot
Due....and a known Rockies Slayer.

by Mr Meadows on Oct 1, 2007 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, Khali Lama.
"You get nervous when you see those guys come into the shower... you definitely don't close your eyes in there, even when you're shampooing." ~CY

by TheThirdGonzalez on Oct 1, 2007 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

UNICORNS
UNICORNS UNICORNS

GO GREENE

by Zen Blade on Oct 1, 2007 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

lets go
k-bot
You say unicorn. I say horse with a seat on its head.

by i miss bip on Oct 1, 2007 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON KHALIL!
ALL YOU RIGHT HERE!
It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

VERY NICE!
It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great find.
Nice.
"You get nervous when you see those guys come into the shower... you definitely don't close your eyes in there, even when you're shampooing." ~CY

by TheThirdGonzalez on Oct 1, 2007 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is crazy sick!
Love it!
"Don't taze me bro!" ~~jbox

by sqrunt on Oct 1, 2007 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right now
I wish we had Mark Sweeney

by Cy Young 44 on Oct 1, 2007 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIT GOD DAMN IT
It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

HERE WE GO, HOLD THEM ONE MORE TIME!
It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

KHALIL WILL GET ANOTHER SHOT
"Let's go break their f*cking hearts."

by Drama on Oct 1, 2007 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Unicorns
not strong enough.

Cue Iron Lady.

by Mr Meadows on Oct 1, 2007 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

OR JIM LEYRITZ
OR HOWEVER YOU PROPERLY SPELL HIS NAME

by Zen Blade on Oct 1, 2007 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

can't hold back
must be negative about a certain player sucking.
Let's go drink some beer.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Oct 1, 2007 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Yowza!
Hold 'em!
"You get nervous when you see those guys come into the shower... you definitely don't close your eyes in there, even when you're shampooing." ~CY

by TheThirdGonzalez on Oct 1, 2007 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

BROCAIL AND THE IRON LADY
THAT'S THE NAME OF A BLOCKBUSTER MOVIE.

by Zen Blade on Oct 1, 2007 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

LET'S DO THIS EVERYONE
It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

DOLPHIN PORN
"Don't taze me bro!" ~~jbox

by sqrunt on Oct 1, 2007 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

My vision just went wonky on me
I don't think I'm up to this kind of stress.  I need smelling salts!

by Demoira on Oct 1, 2007 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

1 FOR 9 AGAINST BROCAIL
HOPEFULLY THAT HOLDS UP

GREAT PLAY!!!!!!!!1

by Zen Blade on Oct 1, 2007 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Good play, Broc.
"You get nervous when you see those guys come into the shower... you definitely don't close your eyes in there, even when you're shampooing." ~CY

by TheThirdGonzalez on Oct 1, 2007 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

what a play
You say unicorn. I say horse with a seat on its head.

by i miss bip on Oct 1, 2007 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

LET'S DO THIS!
GREAT PLAY BROCAIL!

pgfl you here? the pads need a little love...

It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Flirt with JBro...
...for the sake of the team!
"You get nervous when you see those guys come into the shower... you definitely don't close your eyes in there, even when you're shampooing." ~CY

by TheThirdGonzalez on Oct 1, 2007 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hanging in there..
I think you should listen to TTG.
It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well there needs to be more flirting
than just me. Lil' ol' innocent me cant come up with naughty stuff that easily...Im an angel..

by padresgirlforlife44 on Oct 1, 2007 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please.
we both know that's not true..
It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok you caught me..
I knew last night would make you say that...

But shhh...dont tell, its still illegal for another 19 days.. ;)

by padresgirlforlife44 on Oct 1, 2007 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shhh.... ; )
It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa.
That's the greatest thing I've ever read.
"You get nervous when you see those guys come into the shower... you definitely don't close your eyes in there, even when you're shampooing." ~CY

by TheThirdGonzalez on Oct 1, 2007 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Narrowly beating
Bitchin' Camaro.
"You get nervous when you see those guys come into the shower... you definitely don't close your eyes in there, even when you're shampooing." ~CY

by TheThirdGonzalez on Oct 1, 2007 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ran over my neighbor.
"Let's go break their f*cking hearts."

by Drama on Oct 1, 2007 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow...
does every play have to be exciting... im going to hyperventilate

by Rob @ Gaslamp Ball on Oct 1, 2007 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew!
Broc was riled, but STILL made the play!  That's clutch, Doug!

by Mr Meadows on Oct 1, 2007 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I like that
Brocail leaving it all out there. Take nothing with you, Brocail!

by Dex on Oct 1, 2007 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

BROKE!!!!!!
THAT'S IT!!!!
"Let's go break their f*cking hearts."

by Drama on Oct 1, 2007 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

NO!!!
I'm sorry!! Ok, I'll stop with the Dolphin Porn. Please don't be hurt Broke. <snif, snif>
"Don't taze me bro!" ~~jbox

by sqrunt on Oct 1, 2007 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Old Man Broke
leaving it on the field

by Pants on Oct 1, 2007 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm sweating so hard
I know that's not something a girl's supposed to say, but honestly, I swear, it's a million degrees in here.

by Demoira on Oct 1, 2007 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

look at brocail
Taking charge. I thought maybe he was requesting the dinosaur mascot be moved. That'd be cool.

"Get that f_cking rhinoceros out my line of site!"

by Dex on Oct 1, 2007 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Superb tagline.
"You get nervous when you see those guys come into the shower... you definitely don't close your eyes in there, even when you're shampooing." ~CY

by TheThirdGonzalez on Oct 1, 2007 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweat is hot.
"Let's go break their f*cking hearts."

by Drama on Oct 1, 2007 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rockies mascot
is stupid. But, I guess its better than a rock.
"Don't taze me bro!" ~~jbox

by sqrunt on Oct 1, 2007 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

My friend just offered to pee on me...
for good luck.   I'm so tempted.

by Dave @ Gaslamp Ball on Oct 1, 2007 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

DO IT.
Do anything.
"You get nervous when you see those guys come into the shower... you definitely don't close your eyes in there, even when you're shampooing." ~CY

by TheThirdGonzalez on Oct 1, 2007 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do it.
Pee is positive.
"Let's go break their f*cking hearts."

by Drama on Oct 1, 2007 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

um
is your friend R Kelly?
Let's go drink some beer.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Oct 1, 2007 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good point.
That made me laugh.
"You get nervous when you see those guys come into the shower... you definitely don't close your eyes in there, even when you're shampooing." ~CY

by TheThirdGonzalez on Oct 1, 2007 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well
I'm glad I'm good for something tonight.... other than chewing all of my fingernails down to complete fucking nubs

by jpleeg2 on Oct 1, 2007 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watersports are positive.
"Let's go break their f*cking hearts."

by Drama on Oct 1, 2007 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

True dat.
"You get nervous when you see those guys come into the shower... you definitely don't close your eyes in there, even when you're shampooing." ~CY

by TheThirdGonzalez on Oct 1, 2007 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take it.
Don't lose this for me.
"You get nervous when you see those guys come into the shower... you definitely don't close your eyes in there, even when you're shampooing." ~CY

by TheThirdGonzalez on Oct 1, 2007 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't do it
Next thing you know: "Dude, just give me a hand job. It's totally lucky!"

With friends like that, who needs child molesters.

by Dex on Oct 1, 2007 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

look at brocail...
taking charge of the defense calling out fielding positions!

by Rob @ Gaslamp Ball on Oct 1, 2007 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

K
Let's go drink some beer.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Oct 1, 2007 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

YES BROKE!
BROKE!!!!!!
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on Oct 1, 2007 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

BROCAIL!!!
OH MY GOD YES! SHUT IT DOWN!
It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD!!!
BROC'S THE MAN!!!!

by Mr Meadows on Oct 1, 2007 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Broc
is zoned-in.  I love it.

by Mr Meadows on Oct 1, 2007 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

has anybody read the Iowa Baseball Confederacy?
I'm waiting for us to get into the 42nd inning and for Bud Black to pencil in the Tony Gwynn statue to play right field.

by Dex on Oct 1, 2007 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

have not read it.
therefore, i have no idea what your talking about.
Let's go drink some beer.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Oct 1, 2007 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nowhere else I would rather be right now.
(other than at the game). This season has honestly been one of the best for me, and GLB has been a big part of that. So, whatever happens, thank you to everyone for making me feel welcome and allowing me to vent at times.
It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!!!
"Let's go break their f*cking hearts."

by Drama on Oct 1, 2007 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

All around beautiful season
As Drama said earlier, I LOVE YOU ALL.

But it ain't over!

by Demoira on Oct 1, 2007 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

crap
we need one more come on
You say unicorn. I say horse with a seat on its head.

by i miss bip on Oct 1, 2007 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon Broke
You can do this...
"Don't taze me bro!" ~~jbox

by sqrunt on Oct 1, 2007 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

oooops
Make way for Iron Lady or is that Iron Maiden.
"Don't taze me bro!" ~~jbox

by sqrunt on Oct 1, 2007 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

thatcher?
Bring in Maddux! I want Maddux!

by Dex on Oct 1, 2007 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

DEX
Refuses to IM me. If he does it will be good karma!!! Please encourage him to show me love.
"Let's go break their f*cking hearts."

by Drama on Oct 1, 2007 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Overflow #2?
Wow!! I figured it would be busy in here, but this is great!! I cannot believe that I made it home and the game is still going on!!! What a freaking season this is. I shoulda picked up some heart meds at the hospital.
Christina

by Christina on Oct 1, 2007 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

HOW'S YOUR SON?
"Let's go break their f*cking hearts."

by Drama on Oct 1, 2007 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here comes
Thatchel Paige.
"You get nervous when you see those guys come into the shower... you definitely don't close your eyes in there, even when you're shampooing." ~CY

by TheThirdGonzalez on Oct 1, 2007 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Double switch
who's coming out of the game?

by Pants on Oct 1, 2007 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

THATCH!!!!
NO ONE I'D RATHER HAVE ON THE MOUND!!!!!
"Let's go break their f*cking hearts."

by Drama on Oct 1, 2007 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Just as I'm about to flip out,
I read Dex's pee comment and laugh out loud.  Thank goodness for GLB.

by Demoira on Oct 1, 2007 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I am holding my pee
because I can't leave my seat.

by boha on Oct 1, 2007 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who's it gonna be?
Iron Lady?  Claw?

by Mr Meadows on Oct 1, 2007 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I've chosen not to be peed on...
But it's the FRIAR, BITCH!!!!

by Dave @ Gaslamp Ball on Oct 1, 2007 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Did Black not get the memo
that we if we let in a run here, season over?

Thatcher? Really?

by Brad @ Gaslamp Ball on Oct 1, 2007 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

ensburg for kouz
You say unicorn. I say horse with a seat on its head.

by i miss bip on Oct 1, 2007 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

This is it.
Game is either over here, or Thatcher is a hero.

I give Thatcher the edge.

by Mr Meadows on Oct 1, 2007 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

OVER???
we can win this in 21 innings!!!
"Let's go break their f*cking hearts."

by Drama on Oct 1, 2007 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOMEBODY HOLD ME
I can' twatch

by Brad @ Gaslamp Ball on Oct 1, 2007 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

one more
come on thatch
You say unicorn. I say horse with a seat on its head.

by i miss bip on Oct 1, 2007 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCK YES!
It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Twelve!
"You get nervous when you see those guys come into the shower... you definitely don't close your eyes in there, even when you're shampooing." ~CY

by TheThirdGonzalez on Oct 1, 2007 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!
The iron lady comes through!

by Boy Howdy on Oct 1, 2007 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

we will score
in the 12th i know it
You say unicorn. I say horse with a seat on its head.

by i miss bip on Oct 1, 2007 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

It's ALIVE.......
ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Mr Meadows on Oct 1, 2007 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

geez....
his pitches look impossible for a leftie to hit

by Rob @ Gaslamp Ball on Oct 1, 2007 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!
Almost turned the channel but couldn't.  Had to watch.  Awesome Thatcher!  Now comeon boys, lets break this open.

by Cy Young 44 on Oct 1, 2007 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

oh snap I didn't realize it was Hawpe:
Hawpe:

vs left - .216
vs right - .317

by Brad @ Gaslamp Ball on Oct 1, 2007 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

"This is the big one!"
"You hear that, Elizabeth! I'm coming to join ya'!"

--Fred Sanford

by Pants on Oct 1, 2007 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

boxscore
Peavy    6.1 innings, 6 runs
Bullpen  5.2 innings, 0 runs

by Rob @ Gaslamp Ball on Oct 1, 2007 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought Hawpe had
a pinch runner come in for him before.  Guess I was mistaken.  But nice strikeout none-the-less.

by Cy Young 44 on Oct 1, 2007 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, our bullpen is awesome
On a different note, I planned on finishing my book for school after this game but the Padres have had other thoughts. I really needed to get that book finished, too. :(

by JollyWaffle on Oct 1, 2007 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

ALL OR NOTHING RIGHT HERE!!

HERE WE GO BABY!

It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

ENSBERG
ALOT OF POP BABY. A LOT OF FRIGGIN POP.
Let's go drink some beer.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Oct 1, 2007 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh man
Thatcher! Nails.

Nick is doing better. Fingers crossed that he is released tomorrow. He moved out of ICU this morning and is now in the same room with his buddy who was also injured. He's had some understandably bad moments just dealing with being stuck in a hospital bed all this time, but he is past that now. He lives for his pain med doses and food now that he can eat today for the first time :-)

Christina

by Christina on Oct 1, 2007 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Congrats!
It's good to have a moment of reality to put things in perspective once in a while- I am so glad your son will be OK.
It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know who is more hyped right now
...me, missus sqrunt, or my dogs
"Don't taze me bro!" ~~jbox

by sqrunt on Oct 1, 2007 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

OK, to make it <not> weird...
my friend dribbled a little on his finger and rubbed it on my shoulder...I'm taking it for the team...It's the fucking friar, bitch!...Experience it!!

by Dave @ Gaslamp Ball on Oct 1, 2007 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome
Dave you are going to win it for us

by boha on Oct 1, 2007 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

man...
I'm pretty sure you're gay now.

by Dex on Oct 1, 2007 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh man
i just cracked up.
Let's go drink some beer.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Oct 1, 2007 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

HERE WE GO
LET'S GET THIS LEAD.
"Let's go break their f*cking hearts."

by Drama on Oct 1, 2007 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Boy Howdy has it wrong. . .
This ain't the end!  Not if DodgerBlueBalls has anything to say about it!  I'm rooting hard for our neighbors to the 5 South, so it's time to whip out my stash of XXX, NC-17 DOLPHIN PORN!!!!!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Oct 1, 2007 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

So cool
"Don't taze me bro!" ~~jbox

by sqrunt on Oct 1, 2007 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many times have I said
"This guy's alright"?
"You get nervous when you see those guys come into the shower... you definitely don't close your eyes in there, even when you're shampooing." ~CY

by TheThirdGonzalez on Oct 1, 2007 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course it's not the end!
When I say that, that's when the fucking eagles come!

by Boy Howdy on Oct 1, 2007 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

If actual dolphin porn...
from DodgerBlueBalls doesn't do it, I don't know what will.

GO PADRES!

It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to take
...a nice long cold shower after this.
"Don't taze me bro!" ~~jbox

by sqrunt on Oct 1, 2007 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't be afraid
to be a hero, Enzie.
"You get nervous when you see those guys come into the shower... you definitely don't close your eyes in there, even when you're shampooing." ~CY

by TheThirdGonzalez on Oct 1, 2007 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON ENZ!
It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice, Ensberg!
Is Hurges all the Rox have left?

by Mr Meadows on Oct 1, 2007 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I think they have
15 more pitchers available

by Pants on Oct 1, 2007 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOHOOO
IS ANYONE ELSE COMPLETELY EXHAUSTED?

I CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS.  WE NEED TO SCORE NOW...
IT'S ALMOST MIDNIGHT OUT HERE

by Zen Blade on Oct 1, 2007 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

ATTA BLUMMER!
It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON BRIAN!
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE!
It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Myrow
Excellent time to endear yourself to SD fans.

by Mr Meadows on Oct 1, 2007 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

We should all be doing likewise!
It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's the spirit!
Flirt to win!
"You get nervous when you see those guys come into the shower... you definitely don't close your eyes in there, even when you're shampooing." ~CY

by TheThirdGonzalez on Oct 1, 2007 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaa
you have no idea.

I suspect you wouldn't look bad in a baseball cap either.

It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well maybe you could
come over some time and Ill show you..;)

by padresgirlforlife44 on Oct 1, 2007 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

When we win this game,
I am taking you out to dinner.
It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Medium-rare steaks
and Dos Equis.
"You get nervous when you see those guys come into the shower... you definitely don't close your eyes in there, even when you're shampooing." ~CY

by TheThirdGonzalez on Oct 1, 2007 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am 18, my friend
but if some XX happens to find its way into my hands I would be more than happy to oblige.
It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ew beef...
Im more of a salad kinda girl...

by padresgirlforlife44 on Oct 1, 2007 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

HERE WE GO!
DO IT MYROW, A LITTLE BASE HIT!
It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Myrow!
Experience the power of the unibrow!  

(that little cut isn't fooling anyone)

by Boy Howdy on Oct 1, 2007 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Too big of a swing.
HR's are nice, but we need you to get on!
It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Barrett.
Time to do your thing.
It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

cmon
Cameron could have done that.
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on Oct 1, 2007 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

HERE WE GO, GUYS!
C'mon, fighter, you know you want it!

by Demoira on Oct 1, 2007 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Arrrrrggghh.
Still, we get another out. Don't worry.
"You get nervous when you see those guys come into the shower... you definitely don't close your eyes in there, even when you're shampooing." ~CY

by TheThirdGonzalez on Oct 1, 2007 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Barrett....
Hero Time.

by Mr Meadows on Oct 1, 2007 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Whaddaya say, Barrett?
a little two-out bingo.
It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Barrett
this is the AB i was thinking off. I feel it.
Let's go drink some beer.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Oct 1, 2007 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

HERE WE GO MICHAEL!
It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON GUYS
POSITIVE!!!!!
"Let's go break their f*cking hearts."

by Drama on Oct 1, 2007 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

alright one more stop
boys
You say unicorn. I say horse with a seat on its head.

by i miss bip on Oct 1, 2007 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

That's what I thought
I slo-mo'd the Tivu (not Tivo) and he was on the bage when he caught the ball.

by Pants on Oct 1, 2007 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

If anyone is actually on the SDSU campus
Come to the bar in the student union and I will buy you many beers.

Look for the dude in the rally cap in a booth.

by boha on Oct 1, 2007 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Rats
I'm just across the freeway from you.

Too far to walk, and I don't want to have to put pants on.

by Boy Howdy on Oct 1, 2007 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

PUT YOUR PANTS ON
Only people named "Pants" are allowed to be pants-less.

Come get free beer.

by boha on Oct 1, 2007 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOP.
DROP.
SHUT 'EM DOWN NOW.
"You get nervous when you see those guys come into the shower... you definitely don't close your eyes in there, even when you're shampooing." ~CY

by TheThirdGonzalez on Oct 1, 2007 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

WE'VE GOT...
PITCHER
CATCHER
SUBBED CENTERFIELDER UP

by Zen Blade on Oct 1, 2007 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh man
And here I thought we avoided the two-game playoff when the Phillies lost.

Go Pads!  Experience East Coast writers falling asleep and writing articles based on the box score!

by Boy Howdy on Oct 1, 2007 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

GO PADRES!
This is what we do.  Shut 'em down, baby!

by Demoira on Oct 1, 2007 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

189 PITCHES
WE'VE THROWN 189 PITCHES SO FAR.

HERE'S LOOKING FORWARD TO ANOTHER 189!!!

by Zen Blade on Oct 1, 2007 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

GUYS
THIS IS ALL US. WHAT BULLY WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE????
"Let's go break their f*cking hearts."

by Drama on Oct 1, 2007 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

None.
"You get nervous when you see those guys come into the shower... you definitely don't close your eyes in there, even when you're shampooing." ~CY

by TheThirdGonzalez on Oct 1, 2007 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

HERE WE GO THATCHER!
It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

"Here we go again, kids
Now sing along."
"You get nervous when you see those guys come into the shower... you definitely don't close your eyes in there, even when you're shampooing." ~CY

by TheThirdGonzalez on Oct 1, 2007 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

ATTA BABY!
It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeff Baker
got a vote of no confidence from the PM.

I know that's not how it works, but still.

by ExPadtriate on Oct 1, 2007 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

KEEP MOWIN EM DOWN!
HERE WE GO THATCHER!
It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

The Phillies are probably loving this
Whoever they see on Wednesday is going to be EXHAUSTED!

by Mr Meadows on Oct 1, 2007 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

bullshit
WE'LL BE EVEN MORE READY TO GO.
"Let's go break their f*cking hearts."

by Drama on Oct 1, 2007 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just saying. . .
that dinosaur mascot RIGHT behind home plate is Effin' B*LLSHIT!!!!


"Effin, eh, Cotton!  Effin, eh!!"

by DodgerBlueBalls on Oct 1, 2007 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

That's how it will be...
That's how quiet it's gonna be when we score.
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on Oct 1, 2007 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice snatch,
Chasey Laine.
"You get nervous when you see those guys come into the shower... you definitely don't close your eyes in there, even when you're shampooing." ~CY

by TheThirdGonzalez on Oct 1, 2007 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Hah!
So that's the kind of thread this is gonna be!

by Boy Howdy on Oct 1, 2007 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You, you, you,
you oughta know.
"You get nervous when you see those guys come into the shower... you definitely don't close your eyes in there, even when you're shampooing." ~CY

by TheThirdGonzalez on Oct 1, 2007 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL
Lovin' it
"Don't taze me bro!" ~~jbox

by sqrunt on Oct 1, 2007 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol
gettin a little blue

by boha on Oct 1, 2007 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

THATCHMO!
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on Oct 1, 2007 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT YOUR ASS DOWN!
YOU DON'T WANT IT! YOU DON'T WANT IT!
It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

1-2-3
MoFo!  It's ours!!!  Let's go, boys!!

by Demoira on Oct 1, 2007 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Look at these fools.
No way we lose to jackasses in Jetsons jerseys.
"You get nervous when you see those guys come into the shower... you definitely don't close your eyes in there, even when you're shampooing." ~CY

by TheThirdGonzalez on Oct 1, 2007 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Concur
We score RIGHT HERE.  RIGHT NOW.  

END THEM.

by Mr Meadows on Oct 1, 2007 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks,
Jesus Jones.
"You get nervous when you see those guys come into the shower... you definitely don't close your eyes in there, even when you're shampooing." ~CY

by TheThirdGonzalez on Oct 1, 2007 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cripes....
I'm going to have to call in sick to work tomorrow.  This is draining....  (and I'm not even PLAYING!)

by Mr Meadows on Oct 1, 2007 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

PM
ruling Denver with an iron fist right now. Let's reward him.

by ExPadtriate on Oct 1, 2007 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

OUR BULLPEN IS STARTING TO WEAR THIN...
THATCHER, TREVOR....

CAMERON, CLAW, HAMPSON....
I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I TRUST THEM

by Zen Blade on Oct 1, 2007 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

YES
I SAID THAT LIKE 2 HOURS AGO

by Zen Blade on Oct 1, 2007 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok
ok. ok. ok. ok. ok. ok. ok. top of the order. ok. ok.ok.ok.ok.ok. can we score now? ok.ok.ok.ok.
Let's go drink some beer.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Oct 1, 2007 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

HERE COME THE FRIAR!

THIS GAME IS OURS, BOYS! GIVE THEM NOTHING! BUT TAKE FROM THEM EVERYTHING!

It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't worry...
The Rox are going to give up the ghost in the 13th.

by Mr Meadows on Oct 1, 2007 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

yes spidy
I AM SO GLAD TO SEE YOU
You say unicorn. I say horse with a seat on its head.

by i miss bip on Oct 1, 2007 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

That stat box
Was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my whole life.

by Boy Howdy on Oct 1, 2007 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

We gotta be careful with our posts
<whispers and points> You know who might pull our cards and give us the red button.
"Don't taze me bro!" ~~jbox

by sqrunt on Oct 1, 2007 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

NO
LEAVE IT ALL ON THE FIELD. FLIRTING...WHATEVER. IT'S ALL ABOUT THE WIN.
"Let's go break their f*cking hearts."

by Drama on Oct 1, 2007 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Horge Hulio
is not lookin' sharp.
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on Oct 1, 2007 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU KNOW WHAT???
FUCK 13!!!!! LET'S GO 20!!! WE WILL WIN THIS GAME!!! THIS IS OURS!!!
"Let's go break their f*cking hearts."

by Drama on Oct 1, 2007 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

WE ARE GOING
TO GO MORTAL COMBAT ON THEIR ASSES... AND

FINISH THEM!

HERE WE GO CAPT. BRILES!

It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

OK
WE'VE GOT THE LEADMAN ON... AGAIN
WE NEED TO SCORE

by Zen Blade on Oct 1, 2007 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I love it
This is tantric baseball!

by Boy Howdy on Oct 1, 2007 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Lead Man On
again.  

The difference?  This one comes home.

by Mr Meadows on Oct 1, 2007 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

HERE WE GO HAIRY!
ALL YOU BABY!
It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Ring ring, bitches.
Who you got left?
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on Oct 1, 2007 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

dont you want to go home....
just go home...

by Rob @ Gaslamp Ball on Oct 1, 2007 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

THEY WILL PULL JULIO
yes yes yes yesy se yse ose yo ose oseo yes oTOHJIWAOIFADSIOFJODA

by Zen Blade on Oct 1, 2007 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

This pitcher
sounds like he's a gift.  Let's take him.

Hell, if he keeps this up, we may be able to WALK the winning run home!

by Mr Meadows on Oct 1, 2007 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

HAIRSTON
PADRES MVP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let's go drink some beer.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Oct 1, 2007 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES SCOTT HAIRSTON!
I WANT TO HAVE YOUR CHILDREN!

umm. i mean...

It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't be ashamed
How can this feeling be wrong?

by Boy Howdy on Oct 1, 2007 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

GONE GONE GONE!!!!
Shrek!!!!!
"Don't taze me bro!" ~~jbox

by sqrunt on Oct 1, 2007 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

HAIRSTON FOR MAYOR!!
HAIRSTON FOR MAYOR!!!!!
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on Oct 1, 2007 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

HAIRSTON!!!
I LOVE YOU AND I WILL HAVE YOUR MAN-BABIES WHENEVER YOU DEEM IT NECESSARY AND PROPER!

by Boy Howdy on Oct 1, 2007 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

you and me both hahah
It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The best part
is that we know you were saving that.

by boha on Oct 1, 2007 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely awesome
This is hands down, the greatest post ever on Gaslamp Ball. The Pads ARE STYLIN'.... AND PROFILIN'..... WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

by usmceighmey on Oct 1, 2007 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

yyyyyyeeesssss!!!!!!!!!
"Let's go break their f*cking hearts."

by Drama on Oct 1, 2007 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit
Holy shit Holy shit Holy shit

I wanna bear hug someone!!!!

by padresgirlforlife44 on Oct 1, 2007 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm right next to you duh!
It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahah
You realize that when we win I have to take you out to dinner...
It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, I am very much looking forward to it!
Do you like Italian? Buca di Beppo is a good first date place...

by padresgirlforlife44 on Oct 1, 2007 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOVE italian
why is there one close?
It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Little Italy too.
It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO
FUCKING
WAY
!!!!!!!!!
"You get nervous when you see those guys come into the shower... you definitely don't close your eyes in there, even when you're shampooing." ~CY

by TheThirdGonzalez on Oct 1, 2007 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Wheres my $20???
Why can't you go home? Aren't you good enough for your home? ANSWER ME!

by Rob @ Gaslamp Ball on Oct 1, 2007 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh, how do I explain to the cops
why they've been called to my house by my neighbors?

by Demoira on Oct 1, 2007 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Also...
R. Kelly says 'hi'

by Dave @ Gaslamp Ball on Oct 1, 2007 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude
When your buddy peed on you, did he refer to himself as your "friar" and you, his "bitch"?

by Dex on Oct 1, 2007 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

No...dude...it's not gay....
I mean...it's just pee...and he's a Pirates fan...it makes sense, right?...c'mon dude...It IS the FRIAR, BITCH!

by Dave @ Gaslamp Ball on Oct 1, 2007 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don't understand
the correlation between the pirates and urine.
Let's go drink some beer.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Oct 1, 2007 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUDE, BRILES!!!!!
It's the Friar, Bitch!

by Dave @ Gaslamp Ball on Oct 1, 2007 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also....
I won't allow the pee again because the Friars won't be facing elimination again.

by Dave @ Gaslamp Ball on Oct 1, 2007 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALKDHFLADSKFJDSA;LKFH;L
AD;LFKHADS;LFKHDSFLKDSJFASLDKFJ

HAIRSTON IS THE MUCH CLUTCH PLAYER EVER!

Let's go drink some beer.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Oct 1, 2007 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Aw man
It wasn't until I posted my message that I realized everyone else did the "I want his children" joke.

:(

by JollyWaffle on Oct 1, 2007 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's no shame
In wanting to be part of Hairston's Harem

by Boy Howdy on Oct 1, 2007 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAH
we can all have his children, and create a super-breed of clutch hitting Padres.
It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe.
It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOLPHIN PORN!!!
"Don't taze me bro!" ~~jbox

by sqrunt on Oct 1, 2007 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

TT!!!
TREVOR TIME SUCKAHS!
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on Oct 1, 2007 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT
HAIRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY!
You say unicorn. I say horse with a seat on its head.

by i miss bip on Oct 1, 2007 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Boom goes the dynamite!
And other assorted cliches!
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on Oct 1, 2007 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I LOVE BASEBALL!!!
"You get nervous when you see those guys come into the shower... you definitely don't close your eyes in there, even when you're shampooing." ~CY

by TheThirdGonzalez on Oct 1, 2007 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

ALRIGHT!!!!
WAY TO GO, SCOTTIE!!!!  BARELY-LEGAL DOLPHIN PORN FOR EVERYONE!!!!!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Oct 1, 2007 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT!
I <3 THE PADRES!

HEADLEY! HELL YEAH! POUR IT ON!

It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Keep it going
Keep it going - make it a laugher. Clint Hurdle is suffering severe bite wounds from a rabid animal known as the past.
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on Oct 1, 2007 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Because theyre reading GLB
And they saw earlier when I threatened to notify the FCC if the shown that troll that said that Rockies double was a HR.
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on Oct 1, 2007 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can finally breathe now!
Yeah Hairston!  Way to come through in clutch.

by Cy Young 44 on Oct 1, 2007 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I LOVE SCOTT HAIRSTON!!!
I LOVE THE PADRES!!!!

AND I LOVE GASLAMPBALLERS!!!!!!

by Mr Meadows on Oct 1, 2007 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

BYE-BYE WHOOOLIO!!
THANKS FOR THE RUNS HAHAHAH!!
It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

"Thirteen's my lucky number
To you it means stay inside"
"You get nervous when you see those guys come into the shower... you definitely don't close your eyes in there, even when you're shampooing." ~CY

by TheThirdGonzalez on Oct 1, 2007 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

good question
definitely the most uncensored we've been in a while....

by Demoira on Oct 1, 2007 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Google bombs
Google bomb it - we'll get tons of new hits from users looking for HOT XXX ACTION CLICK HERE!
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on Oct 1, 2007 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES
whatever it takes
"Let's go break their f*cking hearts."

by Drama on Oct 1, 2007 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

the dolphins can stay
i guess.  if it's for the team.  of course earlier this evening i was holding a stuffed dolphin on my head as a rally cap.  

by socalgirl30 on Oct 1, 2007 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's late, the pads are winning
anything goes i guess
"Don't taze me bro!" ~~jbox

by sqrunt on Oct 1, 2007 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guys......
Keep it up. Two runs mean nothing. We've beaten that before.....right??? CLAMP DOWN!!!!!!
"Let's go break their f*cking hearts."

by Drama on Oct 1, 2007 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah seriously
what's with all the dolphins, porn and unicorns.  I'm confused.

by Cy Young 44 on Oct 1, 2007 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

You don't need to know...
just embrace it.
"You get nervous when you see those guys come into the shower... you definitely don't close your eyes in there, even when you're shampooing." ~CY

by TheThirdGonzalez on Oct 1, 2007 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha.
you'll find out, if you stay around.
Let's go drink some beer.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Oct 1, 2007 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame you
You don't comment for like a year and you wonder what happened to the neighborhood.

Does the Hude know we had our baby?

by Dex on Oct 1, 2007 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

More runs, guys....
why the f*ck not??

by Mr Meadows on Oct 1, 2007 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

tag team back again
Some say I'm crazy
Cause I'm pushin' up daises
The underground sound that you have found
Amazing outstanding demanding
Commanding you people dancin'
Shit that's a breath taker
I produce AKA the undertaker
You want to come down to the underground
Old school - here's a shovel can you dig it fool
Can you dig it
we can dig it
Can y'll dig it
we can dig it

W H double O M P as I flow
To the fly shit from the school of old
Hardcore keep the folk lore wreck
Three to the two and one mic-check
Mad skill flow ill on the mesh of steel
That's the grill of the microphone I just killed
Party people it's your party Tag Team is through
Whoomp there it is I thought you knew

Let's go drink some beer.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Oct 1, 2007 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I need to find the rulebook...
I'm pretty sure cartoon nipples aren't allowed in the Open Threads.

by Dex on Oct 1, 2007 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, let;s see some more runs now
Adrian, let's see one more 2 run home run

by Cy Young 44 on Oct 1, 2007 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

BE A PROFESSIONAL
HITTER AGON
You say unicorn. I say horse with a seat on its head.

by i miss bip on Oct 1, 2007 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

HERE WE GO A-GONE!
It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

ATTRITION WORKS!!
SO, LIKE 7 INNINGS AGO YOU GUYS WERE ALL LIKE... WE NEED TO TRY TO WIN NOW...
I WAS LIKE, JUST GIVE IT ANOTHER 2 HOURS AND WE'LL TAKE THEM
:)    JOKING!

PADRES!

by Zen Blade on Oct 1, 2007 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

My posts might dry up a bit for awhile
I'm turning the TV back on!  :-)

But I'll keep checking in.

GO PADRES!!!

GO TREVOR!!!!

by Mr Meadows on Oct 1, 2007 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Bring it!
"Don't taze me bro!" ~~jbox

by sqrunt on Oct 1, 2007 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wow
I had to put Alex to bed. We turned down the sound on the TV just in case the bottom of the 12th was bad. I came out and saw Hairston rounding the bases. YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAA!!
Christina

by Christina on Oct 1, 2007 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I may need a defribrilator
but I am here for the duration. I am so so psyched that I am getting to see this.
Christina

by Christina on Oct 1, 2007 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok.ok.ok.ok.ok.
LETS DO IT.
Let's go drink some beer.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Oct 1, 2007 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Bury those heads into those gloves...
Ahh, I love the smell of defeat

by Rob @ Gaslamp Ball on Oct 1, 2007 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow
So quiet at Coors. Lovin' it. Dugout needs to get loud.
"Don't taze me bro!" ~~jbox

by sqrunt on Oct 1, 2007 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS GAME ISN'T OVER YET, PEOPLE..

HERE WE GO TREVOR!! TURN UP THE AC/DC PEOPLE!

It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, boys!
Uno, dos, tres!
"You get nervous when you see those guys come into the shower... you definitely don't close your eyes in there, even when you're shampooing." ~CY

by TheThirdGonzalez on Oct 1, 2007 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you, boha
That.  Is.  Awesome.

by Mr Meadows on Oct 1, 2007 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

No joke.
TURN IT UP, GASLAMP BALLERS!
It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

TREVOR TIME
ON TBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TBS IS AWESOME NOW!
Let's go drink some beer.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Oct 1, 2007 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Good for TBS
Breaking out with the Hells Bells. Rockies Fan might be annoyed by that.

by Dex on Oct 1, 2007 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

TREVOR TIME!
Wow, TBS playing Hell's Bells. Maybe they aren't so bad after all.


"Don't taze me bro!" ~~jbox

by sqrunt on Oct 1, 2007 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

The time has come...
for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me.
Dean Vernon Wormer

by planetjeffy on Oct 1, 2007 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MAN
WE MAY NEED A THRID OVERFLOW
Let's go drink some beer.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Oct 1, 2007 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll give you black sensations
up and down your spine
If you're into evil you're a friend of mine
"You get nervous when you see those guys come into the shower... you definitely don't close your eyes in there, even when you're shampooing." ~CY

by TheThirdGonzalez on Oct 1, 2007 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Top of the lineup
but no Gwynns.  That's good.

by Mr Meadows on Oct 1, 2007 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

can't watch.
tv is off.
Let's go drink some beer.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Oct 1, 2007 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

There's zero.
Now let's get one, two, and three.
"You get nervous when you see those guys come into the shower... you definitely don't close your eyes in there, even when you're shampooing." ~CY

by TheThirdGonzalez on Oct 1, 2007 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON HOFFY!
We need you right here!
It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Hoffy
what have you done for me lately.  Close it out!

by planetjeffy on Oct 1, 2007 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

jesus i am gonna have a heart attack.
It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

mistake.
mistake. after mistake.
Let's go drink some beer.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Oct 1, 2007 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok Trev.
enough messin' round.  Git 'er done.

by planetjeffy on Oct 1, 2007 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

No.
"You get nervous when you see those guys come into the shower... you definitely don't close your eyes in there, even when you're shampooing." ~CY

by TheThirdGonzalez on Oct 1, 2007 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

good season guys
see you at retirement ceremony trevor.
Let's go drink some beer.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Oct 1, 2007 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

holy fucking shit
i cant even believe that this is happening right now
It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

game over.
- Danny

by Padres fanatic92014 on Oct 1, 2007 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

heath bell
YOU HAVE BEEN PROMOTED.
Let's go drink some beer.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Oct 1, 2007 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

STOP.
DROP.
SHUT 'EM DOWN NOW.
"You get nervous when you see those guys come into the shower... you definitely don't close your eyes in there, even when you're shampooing." ~CY

by TheThirdGonzalez on Oct 1, 2007 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

that's ok
it's just a tie
"Let's go break their f*cking hearts."

by Drama on Oct 1, 2007 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Trevor
never really has been good in meaningful games.

Oh well.  Heath Bell as closer next season.  Works for me.

by Mr Meadows on Oct 1, 2007 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

It's not over
Until it's over.  We've got a stable of relievers once we get out of this, and they've got nothing.

KEEP THE FAITH, GLBERS!

by Boy Howdy on Oct 1, 2007 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

so how does the offseason work around here?
i haven't been here long enough to know.
Let's go drink some beer.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Oct 1, 2007 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

K & a DP.
That's the formula.
"You get nervous when you see those guys come into the shower... you definitely don't close your eyes in there, even when you're shampooing." ~CY

by TheThirdGonzalez on Oct 1, 2007 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck
fuck fuck fuck
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on Oct 1, 2007 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm done with life.
"You get nervous when you see those guys come into the shower... you definitely don't close your eyes in there, even when you're shampooing." ~CY

by TheThirdGonzalez on Oct 1, 2007 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

WAY TO FUCKING CATCH THE BALL
NICE JOB BARRETT YOU FUCK THAT WAS A GREAT THROW
It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice season, guys.
See you next year.

by Mr Meadows on Oct 1, 2007 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

well ok then
They wanted it more. They just did.
My Band Rocks!

by keirdubois on Oct 1, 2007 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

wow...
Its been fun

by Dave @ Gaslamp Ball on Oct 1, 2007 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

TTG is dead.
This is the last entry ever by The Third Giles.
"You get nervous when you see those guys come into the shower... you definitely don't close your eyes in there, even when you're shampooing." ~CY

by TheThirdGonzalez on Oct 1, 2007 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm off to erase the game
from my Tivo.  Don't need to see that implosion.

by Mr Meadows on Oct 1, 2007 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck
He didnt even tag home.
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on Oct 1, 2007 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't even think right now.
HE NEVER EVEN TOUCHED THE PLATE!!!!
It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

and on top of that...
replay shows that holliday was out. damnit.

by Dex on Oct 1, 2007 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

You cannot give any team
this many chances.  Rockies deserve it more.  Hoffy is done.  Great career Trev, so long.

by planetjeffy on Oct 1, 2007 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

any reason to stay around for the offseason?
what can you veterns around here tell me about it?
Let's go drink some beer.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Oct 1, 2007 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK!!
WE NEED TO PICK UP THE GAME AGAIN! HE WAS OUT!
It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

it was fun guys+gals
see you next year... hopefully under better circumstances

by Zen Blade on Oct 1, 2007 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

He never touched home.
its not like Mcclelond has been biased or anything tonight. He has been perfectly fair. fucking ridiculous.
Let's go drink some beer.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Oct 1, 2007 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

HE WAS OUT!!!!!
Even on replay!!! BS CALL!!!
"Don't taze me bro!" ~~jbox

by sqrunt on Oct 1, 2007 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

so so sad
Stupid Padres. Stupid stupid team.
Christina

by Christina on Oct 1, 2007 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

This is wrong
It's like Maradona's handball.

by SD Chick N on Oct 1, 2007 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

McClelland and Winters...
Thanks a lot for nothing, you guys. Way to suck at your jobs.
It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Heath Bell
padres= 2008 closer
Go Padres!!!!

by sdpads24 on Oct 1, 2007 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

5 months til Spring Season
and hope begins anew.  F.U. crappy umps - even these lousy announcers admit he never touched home.

by planetjeffy on Oct 1, 2007 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Sorry to say it but.
Trevor is done. Done Da Done Done Done. Wait for the retirment ceremony soon. Heath Bell deserves it.
Let's go drink some beer.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Oct 1, 2007 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Very true statement
Trevor cannot close the Big Games. I was thinking about the TGJr hit that whenever he is on national TV (in my memory) he chokes. Now, I know that was not true in 1998, but still. Recently, he can't seem to handle the situations. I love him, and I love that he gets so many done, but...dammit I wanted POST SEASON!
Christina

by Christina on Oct 1, 2007 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Dex...
can I have the moderator of SnakePit's email?
It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Something needs to be done.
These guys have no class and need to cut this bullshit out.
It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is an excellent example
of why there should be replay.
"Don't taze me bro!" ~~jbox

by sqrunt on Oct 1, 2007 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Philip Fitzsimmons,8/16/69-10/2/07,R.I.P.
Gaslamp Ball contributor Philip "Irish" Fitzsimmons died of shock a few minutes ago after the Rockies defeated the Friars 9-8 in extra innings as Colorado advanced to the N.L.D.S. Fitzsimmons had a heart attack after Matt Holliday scored the winning run and died instantly. If you want to send your condolences to the Fitzsimmons family,do so right now by posting. Once again,as the Padres blew a chance to win the N.L. wild card,Philip Fitzsimmons is dead at the age of 38.
Philip Fitzsimmons says Padres rule,Dodgers suck!

by Philip Fitzsimmons on Oct 1, 2007 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Given that
The ump missed the earlier Home Run call for the rocks, it all works out even.

by pissedofffan on Oct 1, 2007 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

thatcher is the new bell
bell is the new hoffman. hoffman is the new piece of shit. cant handle the national spotlight. congrats in getting your fucking 500 saves in meaningless games cuz you cant do shit in a game that counts.
i hate tony gwynn jr.

by Peavyforprez08 on Oct 1, 2007 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

anyone remember
scott brocious?
Let's go drink some beer.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Oct 1, 2007 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baseball needs replay
and computer controlled strike zone.  I can't take it anymore.  

by planetjeffy on Oct 1, 2007 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa,
Honestly, I think Holliday didn't touch the plate.

Regardless, congrats to the Padres for a great season.  Big Ups to Trevor, especially, for 500 saves.  And hats off to Tony Gwynn for entering The Hall this past summer (and tell Chris that I'm still pissed at him for 1996).

And thanks to all you GLB'ers.  In addition to your team, you all should be proud of yourselves for being passionate, dedicated fans.

2008 is only a year away, for both our teams...

by DodgerBlueBalls on Oct 1, 2007 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

He never did get the plate.
But in all seriousness thank you for your support.
It's time to crane kick someone in the f*cking face. -goose

by JBro12 on Oct 1, 2007 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks
Next time, come and meet us at Petco.

If I can bring myself back there that is. UGH!

Christina

by Christina on Oct 1, 2007 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah
In all seriousness, your appearance really gave me a boost tonight.  Thanks.

by Boy Howdy on Oct 1, 2007 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really did not need this
I'm a wreck in general and the Padres mess with me like this? ::sob::
Christina

by Christina on Oct 1, 2007 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

next years starting rotation?
peavy
young
maddux
????
????
- Danny

by Padres fanatic92014 on Oct 1, 2007 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

why don't we hire stevie wonder, hellen keller,
and gloucester in King Lear to do the umpiring? better than FRIGGIN TIM MCCLELLAND
- Danny

by Padres fanatic92014 on Oct 1, 2007 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Please start a new thread
so I can Kvetch some more and let it all out.  Otherwise I'll be a mean son o bitch til spring.

by planetjeffy on Oct 1, 2007 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

All replays will show
how the Padres got robbed by inefficient umpiring. This just torks me to no end. I hope Holliday requires surgery to fix that permanent hairlip he has now.
"Don't taze me bro!" ~~jbox

by sqrunt on Oct 1, 2007 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Time to finish the job
Taking out rage on my body and finishing it off with Del Taco.
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on Oct 1, 2007 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

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