The Padres had a baby T-Rex throw out the first pitch at the game today, it too was given no run support. The dinosaur is one of the stars of an upcoming live-action show based on the BBC's series "Walking with the Dinosaurs", coming to a
casino sports arena named after a casino, near you in November.
Walking with Dinosaurs will be performed at The Valley View Casino Center for a limited seven performance engagement from November 26-30.
The grounds crew guy working on the mound rubber couldn't even be bothered to watch.
I like that all dinosaurs are equipped with down feathers now. Back in my day they had scales and dragged their tails. I only wish that this T-Rex had a feathery mullet like our boy Cashner.
It'd suck to be local meteorologist Leslie Lopez, who also threw out a ceremonial first pitch, only to be upstaged by a lizard puppet.
Let me leave you with a good dinosaur joke. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the restroom? Because the "p" is silent. So good.