Gaslamp Ball Dream Diary: Jedd Gyorko And I Go To The Royal Rumble

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This dream was 100% real and 100% awesome. Everything I detail is something I actually dreamed last night and I woke up pretty happy to have dreamed it. Enjoy.

The dream started out with Jedd Gyorko and I standing in line outside of an arena. I look at the tickets and it says Royal Rumble. I'm happy to be there. Jedd's smiling. Everyone's happy. We get inside and Jedd says to me "Hope these seats are good. You go and check 'em out. I have to go talk to a friend real quick."

I get to the seats and they're awesome. 10-11 rows back in the aisle ringside. Ring announcer says "Now it's time for the Royal Rumble match!" I'm looking around because Jedd's going to miss it and the music for the 1st wrestler hits and I don't know the song. I'm looking at the ramp to see who's coming out and I see a Padres jersey. It's Jedd. Jedd is in the Royal Rumble. Nobody's cheering because they have no clue who he is. I'm yelling Jedd's name and people are looking at me and I'm going "That's Jedd Gyorko!" He gets in the ring, starts stretching and the music hits for the 2nd wrestler.

WHEN IT COMES CRASHING DOWN AND IT HURTS INSIDE!!!

YOU GOTTA TAKE A STAND IT DON'T HELP TO HIDE!!

The crowd is going crazy. Everyone's cheering and IT'S HULK HOGAN! HOGAN IS IN THE RUMBLE! He's walking down the ramp and everyone's singing along.

I AM A REAL AMERICAN! FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN!.

He gets in the ring and Jedd and Hulk are having a stare off. Bell rings. Match begins.

Hogan destroyed Jedd. Jedd threw a punch. Hogan stopped it and started Hulking up. He did the point, everyone yelled "You!" He grabbed Jedd and whipped him towards the ropes. He came back to meet Hogan's boot and Hogan did the leg drop on him. He then picked up Jedd by the back of his jersey and did the "Everybody make some noise" thing he does with his hand on his ear to all four sides of the ring. He picked the side that made the most noise and threw Jedd over the top rope.

Hogan is posing in the ring when Jedd shows up at our seats with a neck brace on. I go "Are you okay?!?" He says "Yeah, man. Just living the dream." He has trouble sitting down when he says "I think you're in the match later. Get ready." Then that's all I remember. Dream over.

Kinda bummed that my dream ended before I got to go in the ring. But, that's okay. I saw what Hogan did to Jedd. Not even my dream wanted me to have any part of that.

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