Giants 10, Padres 1: Let's Pretend That Never Happened

That's a good looking uniform. It's a shame they didn't play a game in them. - USA TODAY Sports

I don't recall a baseball game happening. Do you?

I know hometown boy Sean O'Sullivan was supposed to start against alleged emergency room sexual predator Chad Gaudin, but I seem to have four hours of missing time where a baseball game was supposed to be. I'm looking at lineup cards that say Yonder Alonso and Jedd Gyorko came back from the disabled list today, but I'm pretty sure the game was postponed. This box score I'm looking at has to be fake.

According to reports that I just can't verify, the Padres got on the board first, but things completely fell apart after Chase Headley got dinged for interference during a rundown and Tim Stauffer imploded. Yeah, right, and the moon landing was faked, too. I do remember Bobby Cressey playing some sweet tunes on the organ and a pretty fireworks show, but everything else is a blank.

There's definitely a game tomorrow, though. Edinson Volquez takes on Tim Lincecum at 7:10 PM.

For all you conspiracy theory folks, Jodes put together some very convincing GIFs from this supposed game.

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Final - 7.12.2013 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R
San Francisco Giants 0 0 1 0 1 3 5 0 0 10
San Diego Padres 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1

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