Operation Keep Them In The Cellar is a go! Wait, that's not catchy at all. Operation Hot Brother? No, that won't do either. Uh, I'm no good at this. Let's just say it's Dodger-beatin' time. Like, on the scoreboard, that is. I'm certainly not promoting violence. Kinda sad I have to clarify that, but that's the world we live in.
Carlos Quentin is out of the starting lineup today anyway, due to his run-in with a wall yesterday, so those bloodthirsty goons in blue will have to wait to reopen the can of worms.
Some rookie Dodger that has their scumbag fans all chubbed up is making his major league debut tonight. I'm looking forward to Eric Stults humiliating him every time up.
#Dodgers lineup vs. San Diego: Puig RF Punto 2B Gonzalez 1B Hernandez C Van Slyke LF Ethier CF Hairston 3B Cruz SS Fife P— Los Angeles Dodgers (@Dodgers) June 3, 2013
I have a good feeling about this one. Go Friar! Push them farther down the basement stairs!