Guess who has two thumbs and was supposed to do a preview of this game but fell asleep instead? That's right. Jodes has barely been on vacaysh a day and I've already managed to screw up. SHE'S IRREPLACEABLE, I TELL YOU. Story of my life or something.
Eric Stults is getting his start on, opposing Brandon McCarthy. Stults is coming off a win against the Mets, shutting them out over five innings after allowing 4, 3, 5, and 5 runs his previous four starts. Which Stults will we see tonight? Guess we'll have to watch to find out. THEY DON'T PLAY THE GAMES ON PAPER, SONNY.
McCarthy has been dealing lately, allowing no runs over his last 17 innings. That means he's due to get rocked, right?
Amarista is starting the game on the bench but people still have something to complain about because so is Kyle Blanks.