First mail at new place
You know it's some baseball cards
Yep, and they're from Sam
Oh, cool, check it out
Four Pads from the Update set
How's that for a start?
Million dollar arm
Thirty-seven cents of brain
That was a bit harsh
Seems like a nice dude
A heck of a pitcher too
You should follow him
Seven other cards
I'll write haikus for those too
Here we go again
Dear Gaslamp Ballers
Thanks for reading this. Love, Joe
P.S.: jodes says "Hi!"
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- Birthday Card: Carlos Quentin Turns 31
- Farewell Card: Anthony Bass, Autographed
- An Abundance of Errors: Jake "Peavey" Rookie Card
- 8.5 Will Venable Cards
- Awesome Card of an Even More Awesome Guy
- Tony Gwynn Basketball Cards Are A Thing Now
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