"Don't come any closer! Stay behind me! I will defeat the giant lizard monster!"
At one point last night, the Diamondbacks tied things up at 5-5. This was after the Padres had taken and held a lead for most of the game. And then Chase Headley hit his second home run of the night.
It was almost like watching a much stronger man arm wrestle a child. There comes a point when the stronger man lets his knuckles almost touch the table, in a way to let the child believe that he has a chance of winning, only to turn right around and slam the child's hand backwards in defeat.
Chase Headley is a man among children.
If you didn't know... Two home runs... One from each side of the plate...
Oh and the Padres are going to be very very good in 2013. Just sayin'.
#7 / Third Base / San Diego Padres
May 09, 1984
Half Man: Half Non-Secular Animal