The Rockies for some reason have been the only team that has been able to win a series against us in almost a month. They're trying to ruin this amazing stretch of baseball that we've been having. But not this time, Colorado. WE are the ones who ruin everything. If baseball was like rock, paper, scissors, then our Padres would be like paper, because paper beats rock. Except our Padres are more like jackhammers. And today, we are going to CRUSH THESE ROCKS.
GO FRIARS!! KEEP THE FAITH!!