True story, bro. Here's what Wiggins got in his e-mail yesterday:
Wiggins, while we appreciate your desire to share the amazingly unique ideas that your brain creates, please do so elsewhere. We have a nice community here at Gaslampball and we don't need you to upset the peace.
Thank you for your consideration on this matter.
Not long after, Dex e-mailed Wiggins...
Pretty funny poll option about fat chicks. Welcome back. I hope you stick around for a while. We missed you.
Wiggins has one question: Who's running the operation here? Jbox? Dex? OR THE FANS. Wiggins thinks the fans should make the call on this one. Who cares if Jbox (Boo!) or Dex (Hooray, good liege!) are in charge. What matters most is one thing: A love for the San Diego Padres. This ain't DodgersBall, man. It's Gaslampball, and Wiggins is all about gas, lamps, balls (well, maybe not those), and putting those all together into the best fansite ever on the history of the WWW.
A quick aside: Wiggins was riding the bus yesterday and a lady missing her two front teeth and with a black eye came and sat next to him. Those chicks are the easiest, take it from Wiggins.
Actually, guys, nevermind. Wiggins will listen to JBox on this one. Wiggins is too tired to type any more. Plus Wiggins' mom's internet sucks. Wiggins is stealing the neighbor's WiFi. LOL!
Take the poll. OR ELSE. Really, though. OR ELSE.
The fate of Wiggins. YOU DECIDE.
Listen to Jbox and leave. (24 votes)
Listen to Dex and stay. (7 votes)
Wiggins, you are like the wind. You cannot be controlled. (24 votes)
Puddle. (9 votes)
What'cha mean "Who's running Gaslampball?" WIGGINS IS. (2 votes)
Replace TheThinGwynn with Wiggins4Ever and it's ALL GOOD IN DA HOOD, BROHEIM. (2 votes)
Maybe Wiggins should commit suicide? (An actual option Wiggins has considered) IT'LL BE YOUR FAULT. ONLY CLICK IF YOU CAN LIVE WITH YOURSELF. (8 votes)
76 total votes