Outfielder-first baseman Jesus Guzman had two teeth extracted from the right side of his face during Monday’s day off. Guzman was in pain and is listed as day-to-day. He was unavailable to start Tuesday night.
Anyway, remember to "keep your chompers looking awesome, brush them twice a day and floss 'em".
You know what my dream job would be? The curator of our proposed Padres Oddity Museum to be located in the Showley Candy Factory.
I would have collected Guzman's teeth and put them in the dental exhibit or along side Tony Gwynn Jr's Hammate bones. I'd only handle them a few times a day and when I did I'd wear white protective gloves, I promise.