"If you guys don't mind, I'm just gonna pull a mattress up to the mound right here and sh_t the bed." Mandatory Credit: Christopher Hanewinckel-US PRESSWIRE
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I get it. Like the Padres are the "poor" team and the Phillies are the "rich" team, but when the Phillies and the umpires officiating the game do just about whatever it takes to try to get you a win, Padres? Maybe just take the charity.
For example, balks don't happen every game. In fact, they're pretty rare. You got two of them this game and saw these gifts of extra bases and said, "F_CK CHARITY".
Another example. Runners on. The batter squares up for a sacrifice bunt. The batter says, "I want to exchange this out for the opportunity at advancing the runners." The play is right in front of you. What do the Padres say? "F_CK CHARITY" and let the bases load.
And then you take something like a batter getting physically hit by a thrown ball. Umpires never call what we saw tonight. If a batter gets hit by a ball, 9,999 out of 10,000, the umpire will give the batter the benefit of the doubt and award the base. When Shane Victorino got hit by a ball, the umpire said, "No. Stay here. I want to give these pathetic little loser sh_ts a chance."
And what did the Padres do with that chance? They said, "F_______CK CHARITY" and they let VIctorino hit a home run.
Now I want to know one thing. WTF is wrong with you, Padres? Are you trying to act like a bunch of tards out there? Because you know what you look like? A bunch of tards. Unbelievably pathetic.
Creanium and B Cres do the deed tonight and hold sh_t the f_ck down.
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