When people in the UK see stuff like this, they must think stuff like, Oh those crazy Americans. But the thing is, you can't actually get this amazing thing in America. Why can't you get this thing in America? Because we need this thing in America.

Imagine starting off with something real artisan like a pizza topped with spinach and artisan ham or something and you get through the slice and all of a sudden you're eating a hot dog.

That's called innovation.

And it's also the exact sort of thing that needs to be brought to baseball parks throughout America.

It could only be made better if there was a layer of nacho cheese surrounding the dog before you get to the crust itself. And then it would be perfect.