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ST Game Thread: 03/06 Padres @ Royals

The Padres travel to Surprise, AZ to face the Royals today. Tim Stauffer gets the start (2 innings) and we will get our first glimpse of Robbie Erlin (2 innings). Then Juan Oramas, Jose de Paula, Josh Spence, Miles Mikolas, and Brad Brach will each pitch an inning. Everth Cabrera will start at shortstop (yay!) after playing CF yesterday. Cameron Maybin will return to the lineup after missing yesterday with a "stomach flu" and will bat in the leadoff spot.

Game can be heard on ESPN 1700 today.

GO FRIARS!! KEEP THE FAITH!!

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Go Padres

Let’s beat these guys!

Cashner Rules Everything Around Me

by turbopan on Mar 6, 2012 11:45 AM PST reply actions   2 recs

Stomach flu?

Heath Bell knows it was crabs.

by Darklighter on Mar 6, 2012 11:46 AM PST reply actions   2 recs

Stomach flu.

A.K.A. eating at Panda Express

Cashner Rules Everything Around Me

by turbopan on Mar 6, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions   2 recs

So...he got Crabs from eating Panda? I thought they only had shrimp there

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

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by greekpadre on Mar 6, 2012 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Surprise!

"second base is the bizness." -jbox

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by Wonko on Mar 6, 2012 11:57 AM PST reply actions  

We need a win.

"second base is the bizness." -jbox

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by Wonko on Mar 6, 2012 12:01 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

What're you saying?

Must Win Game?

omg… Must. Win. Game.

by Dex on Mar 6, 2012 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I said what I said

The win is NEEEEEEDED.

"second base is the bizness." -jbox

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by Wonko on Mar 6, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Right

need/nēd/
Verb:
Require (something) because it is essential or very important: “I need help now”.

i.e. The win is “essential”.

MUST. WIN. GAME.

by Dex on Mar 6, 2012 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty much

I can’t imagine the existence of our species continuing if the Padres don’t win this spring training game.

"second base is the bizness." -jbox

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by Wonko on Mar 6, 2012 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

That's exactly what THE MAN would say

In a situation where overreaction was necessary. _

"second base is the bizness." -jbox

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by Wonko on Mar 6, 2012 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Anybody curious what Latos does today?

Not that it really matters in the grand scheme of things.

"second base is the bizness." -jbox

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by Wonko on Mar 6, 2012 12:03 PM PST reply actions  

Who will he spit on today?

"When you find your way. Then you see it disappear."

by padmadfan on Mar 6, 2012 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybin is a bust.

"second base is the bizness." -jbox

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by Wonko on Mar 6, 2012 12:06 PM PST reply actions  

Nooooooo

We didn’t score!

zomg

"second base is the bizness." -jbox

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by Wonko on Mar 6, 2012 12:09 PM PST reply actions  

time for more PFPs

Cashner Rules Everything Around Me

by turbopan on Mar 6, 2012 12:11 PM PST reply actions  

Red Scotch reporting

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Mar 6, 2012 12:15 PM PST reply actions  

Red Scotch standing by

"second base is the bizness." -jbox

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by Wonko on Mar 6, 2012 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

that is why we have spring training

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Mar 6, 2012 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

This is awesome

At bat on my phone, Padres baseball at lunch, couldn’t be happier.

GO Friars

by mrbarneydangles on Mar 6, 2012 12:21 PM PST reply actions  

What if we were winning?

And Kate Upton was holding your phone in her cleavage? Happier?

by Drama on Mar 6, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Kate Upton can't hold his phone in her cleavage.

She’s too busy keeping a Carl’s Jr. burger there.

by Darklighter on Mar 6, 2012 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't drink coffee

But I like the phrase “cup of coffee”.

"second base is the bizness." -jbox

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by Wonko on Mar 6, 2012 12:21 PM PST reply actions  

I don't drink tea

But I like the phrase “not my cup of tea”.
As in, “A cup of tea is not my cup of tea.”

www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThinGwynn on Mar 6, 2012 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Hermida walked

That’s money. ball.

"second base is the bizness." -jbox

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by Wonko on Mar 6, 2012 12:24 PM PST reply actions  

Darnell knows what a MWG is.

"second base is the bizness." -jbox

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by Wonko on Mar 6, 2012 12:25 PM PST reply actions  

Agreed.

"second base is the bizness." -jbox

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by Wonko on Mar 6, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Poor Jonathan Holmes...

"second base is the bizness." -jbox

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by Wonko on Mar 6, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

is ok

I’d rather hear Scan talk about Leitner’s tan personally…

by Dex on Mar 6, 2012 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

WASSUP EVERYONE! SIGNING IN FROM WORK

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by greekpadre on Mar 6, 2012 12:27 PM PST reply actions  

Grandal is a bust.

"second base is the bizness." -jbox

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by Wonko on Mar 6, 2012 12:28 PM PST reply actions  

Eh. I'll give him a break.

It’s ST. The proper time to learn about MWGs.

"second base is the bizness." -jbox

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by Wonko on Mar 6, 2012 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

He's very...instinctual?

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

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by greekpadre on Mar 6, 2012 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Stausome

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

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by greekpadre on Mar 6, 2012 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

That's nice of them to walk Cam because he's not feeling well

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

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by greekpadre on Mar 6, 2012 12:41 PM PST reply actions  

Radio fee is about 15 seconds behind Game Day

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Mar 6, 2012 12:42 PM PST reply actions  

Pretty typical.

"second base is the bizness." -jbox

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by Wonko on Mar 6, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

We need more offense.

"second base is the bizness." -jbox

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by Wonko on Mar 6, 2012 12:43 PM PST reply actions  

Brett Tomko relieved Mat Latos

I wonder how long they can keep the streak of ex-Padres pitchers going. I’m guessing not very long.

"second base is the bizness." -jbox

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by Wonko on Mar 6, 2012 12:46 PM PST reply actions  

I am expecting nothing less than perfection

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Mar 6, 2012 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

You is disappoint.

"second base is the bizness." -jbox

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by Wonko on Mar 6, 2012 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn

Didn’t get to use this:

"second base is the bizness." -jbox

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by Wonko on Mar 6, 2012 12:46 PM PST reply actions  

that's only when Timmy's not being Stawsome

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by greekpadre on Mar 6, 2012 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm aware.

"second base is the bizness." -jbox

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by Wonko on Mar 6, 2012 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Giovatella

makes me think of Ed Giovanola

"second base is the bizness." -jbox

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by Wonko on Mar 6, 2012 12:49 PM PST reply actions  

Methinks Erlin may have a touch of the nerves.

"second base is the bizness." -jbox

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by Wonko on Mar 6, 2012 12:51 PM PST reply actions  

[some lucid joke about touching my nerves]

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Mar 6, 2012 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty typical.

"second base is the bizness." -jbox

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by Wonko on Mar 6, 2012 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

are we in a "pretty typical" mood today?

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

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by greekpadre on Mar 6, 2012 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Wimbledon.

"second base is the bizness." -jbox

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by Wonko on Mar 6, 2012 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

covering fist base drills for bloggers

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Mar 6, 2012 12:54 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

TWSS

Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.

by Friar Fever on Mar 6, 2012 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

really?

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Mar 6, 2012 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Need. Refund. 2012. Padres Season Tix.

Moorad told us he would refund us the difference between 2011/2012 if we loss more than 95 games. I think losing the first 2 spring training games should count also

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Mar 6, 2012 12:51 PM PST reply actions  

I don't like DPs that result in runs.

"second base is the bizness." -jbox

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by Wonko on Mar 6, 2012 12:53 PM PST reply actions  

twss

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Mar 6, 2012 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

ew, just thought about that...

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by greekpadre on Mar 6, 2012 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Also considered

I don’t like DPs where someone else gets a point.

"second base is the bizness." -jbox

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by Wonko on Mar 6, 2012 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty typical.

"second base is the bizness." -jbox

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by Wonko on Mar 6, 2012 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

little early in the season.

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Mar 6, 2012 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Time to start winning

Get runs now.

Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.

by Friar Fever on Mar 6, 2012 12:54 PM PST reply actions  

Worst part about day game

In my office at work, can’t drink beer.

I need Wonko to run the stats, but I think there is a 0.82 reverse correlation between my soberness and Padres winning

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Mar 6, 2012 12:55 PM PST reply actions  

Sorry Andy

There’s no such place as Czechoslovakia anymore.

"second base is the bizness." -jbox

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by Wonko on Mar 6, 2012 12:57 PM PST reply actions  

Sure, its right next to the Soviet Union

I think Billy Joel did a concert there last week.

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Mar 6, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

You may be crazy

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Mar 6, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Andy's right about Opening Day.

It’s way more important than some other national holidays.

by Darklighter on Mar 6, 2012 12:58 PM PST reply actions  

like "Super Bowl Sunday"?

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

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by greekpadre on Mar 6, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

reminds me

need to tell my employees that I am not going to be in that day….

email…sent.

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Mar 6, 2012 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Blankzilla single

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

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by greekpadre on Mar 6, 2012 12:59 PM PST reply actions  

Blanks

Over/under 8 HRs this year?

GO Friars

by mrbarneydangles on Mar 6, 2012 1:00 PM PST reply actions  

over, only because i'm optimistic

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

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by greekpadre on Mar 6, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

really comes to PAs

If he gets 420 AB’s, I think he hits 20 easy this year.

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Mar 6, 2012 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

In the Majors?

Cashner Rules Everything Around Me

by turbopan on Mar 6, 2012 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

under

Although Like Ron Mexico said it comes down to PAs. I don’t see him getting that many PAs so I’m going to go under. He might hit 50 in AAA but there is a big difference between ML and AAA pitching.

Cashner Rules Everything Around Me

by turbopan on Mar 6, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

RISP

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

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by greekpadre on Mar 6, 2012 1:00 PM PST reply actions  

I remember drafting Hermidia in the 7th of Fantasy Baseball when he was going to win the rookie of the year.

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Mar 6, 2012 1:00 PM PST reply actions  

Run(s)!

Cashner Rules Everything Around Me

by turbopan on Mar 6, 2012 1:00 PM PST reply actions  

We scored.

"second base is the bizness." -jbox

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by Wonko on Mar 6, 2012 1:01 PM PST reply actions  

HERMES

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

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by greekpadre on Mar 6, 2012 1:01 PM PST reply actions  

Yay for runs!

Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.

by Friar Fever on Mar 6, 2012 1:01 PM PST reply actions  

We scored again.

"second base is the bizness." -jbox

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by Wonko on Mar 6, 2012 1:01 PM PST reply actions  

M0AR RUNZ

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

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by greekpadre on Mar 6, 2012 1:02 PM PST reply actions  

What channel are the Padres going to be on?

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Mar 6, 2012 1:02 PM PST reply actions  

Grandal

Getting the hang of this MWG thing.

"second base is the bizness." -jbox

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by Wonko on Mar 6, 2012 1:03 PM PST reply actions  

i missed a reference...what's MWG

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

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by greekpadre on Mar 6, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Must Win Game

"second base is the bizness." -jbox

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by Wonko on Mar 6, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

oh, wait...I KNEW THAT

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

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by greekpadre on Mar 6, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

This radio pairing is really hard to follow

when you are not paying attention.

There was an actual benefit for staying on the same topic for 3 innings at a time

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Mar 6, 2012 1:04 PM PST reply actions  

Touch his butt.

"second base is the bizness." -jbox

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by Wonko on Mar 6, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty typical.

"second base is the bizness." -jbox

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by Wonko on Mar 6, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Look, it's a hit by Evy

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

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by greekpadre on Mar 6, 2012 1:05 PM PST reply actions  

jodes is like in the future in this thread

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Mar 6, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Let's go Stansberry.

"second base is the bizness." -jbox

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by Wonko on Mar 6, 2012 1:07 PM PST reply actions  

Damn you, Kazmar.

"second base is the bizness." -jbox

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by Wonko on Mar 6, 2012 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Dammit Parrino

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

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by greekpadre on Mar 6, 2012 1:08 PM PST reply actions  

.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Mar 6, 2012 1:08 PM PST reply actions  

This must be what you spent your offseason working on.

"second base is the bizness." -jbox

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by Wonko on Mar 6, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

My commenting career is really gonna take off this season.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Mar 6, 2012 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Best shape of your life?

"second base is the bizness." -jbox

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by Wonko on Mar 6, 2012 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Something that will be on my gravestone.

“His best posting year was 2012”

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by Axion on Mar 6, 2012 1:20 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

is that Jodes?

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Mar 6, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

*removes mirror from your computer screen*

okay, now try.

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by Axion on Mar 6, 2012 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Booo

"second base is the bizness." -jbox

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by Wonko on Mar 6, 2012 1:13 PM PST reply actions  

are you effing kidding me?

Cashner Rules Everything Around Me

by turbopan on Mar 6, 2012 1:13 PM PST reply actions  

Pop-up HR

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Mar 6, 2012 1:14 PM PST reply actions  

hit is so it go over the fence

plus LF in Minute Maid is a Pop-up HR.

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Mar 6, 2012 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

True

But then wouldn’t it be a “towering” home run if it leaves any normal stadium. Which Surprise is size wise.

by athletics68 on Mar 6, 2012 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe that we will venable.

"second base is the bizness." -jbox

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by Wonko on Mar 6, 2012 1:21 PM PST reply actions  

Time to Gyork off.

"second base is the bizness." -jbox

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by Wonko on Mar 6, 2012 1:23 PM PST reply actions  

unGyork one.

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by Axion on Mar 6, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

(im still using the anitquated "rhymes with york" pronunciation)

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by Axion on Mar 6, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

You need to stick a Gyork in that.

"second base is the bizness." -jbox

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by Wonko on Mar 6, 2012 1:25 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Where do you put the K in Juan Pablo Oramas?

"second base is the bizness." -jbox

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by Wonko on Mar 6, 2012 1:29 PM PST reply actions  

"Good job of putting it on and taking it off right there"

I already <3 Scan

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by John Gennaro on Mar 6, 2012 1:30 PM PST reply actions  

Darnell Double!

Gettin’ it started.

Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.

by Friar Fever on Mar 6, 2012 1:33 PM PST reply actions  

CabreRBI

Get more.

Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.

by Friar Fever on Mar 6, 2012 1:39 PM PST reply actions  

...next inning.

Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.

by Friar Fever on Mar 6, 2012 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Everth now hitting .286.

What? Small sample size? I have no idea what that is.

by Darklighter on Mar 6, 2012 1:40 PM PST reply actions  

BAH! STRESS STRESS STRESS STRESS

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by greekpadre on Mar 6, 2012 1:48 PM PST reply actions  

Let's trade for Max Ramirez

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Richard Wade - "I feel like me from four years ago would punch present me in the face. I like to think that's because I've grown as a person."

by John Gennaro on Mar 6, 2012 1:50 PM PST reply actions  

fcuk

Cashner Rules Everything Around Me

by turbopan on Mar 6, 2012 1:50 PM PST reply actions  

Well crap

Time to start doing chores…

by athletics68 on Mar 6, 2012 1:50 PM PST reply actions  

AHHHHHHHHHH! DAFQERFIOJQNCASDJDFAWEDPJJLJFHa[

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by greekpadre on Mar 6, 2012 1:54 PM PST reply actions  

So....

Scan’s brother-in-law is Jose Vizcanio, who is from the Dominican Republic. Yesterday, Scan said his wife is Colombian. That’s one hell of a latin invasion.

Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.

by Friar Fever on Mar 6, 2012 2:03 PM PST reply actions  

way to go Teacozy

Cashner Rules Everything Around Me

by turbopan on Mar 6, 2012 2:14 PM PST reply actions  

Judge Jeudy!

Cashner Rules Everything Around Me

by turbopan on Mar 6, 2012 2:17 PM PST reply actions  

Typical

Cashner Rules Everything Around Me

by turbopan on Mar 6, 2012 2:20 PM PST reply actions  

p typ

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by Axion on Mar 6, 2012 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

is it over?

man. thank goodness.

Scan had a good line at the end. “Got sawed off there! Talk about black and decker”

by Dex on Mar 6, 2012 2:39 PM PST reply actions  

actually that gives me a great idea for a Padres sitcom

Bud Black and Jaff Decker. Two crazy kids just hammerin’ nails and sawin’ wood in the workshop.

by Dex on Mar 6, 2012 2:40 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

FSN San Diego are you reading this?!?!

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by Axion on Mar 6, 2012 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

They exist in the ether

You make speak to them and there is a non-zero chance that when they materialize they will have heard you.

"second base is the bizness." -jbox

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by Wonko on Mar 6, 2012 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

They could exist

and just not be broadcasting. Hey, how about a show about a TV network that doesn’t broadcast anything? ARE YOU READING THIS FSN San Diego?!

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by Axion on Mar 6, 2012 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

stupid fat fingers, what I meant to say was -

It’s a scientific fact that the regular season record is inversely correlated to our spring training. Keep on losing boys!

TBD

by IputtheYinTony on Mar 6, 2012 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, I remember we had the best hitting record of mlb last preseason

Or something like that. And our middle-infield was going to be the best evar…

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by Aussie fan on Mar 7, 2012 12:28 AM PST up reply actions  

it really drives me nuts

to see how after the first 3 SPRING TRAINING Games, “fans” are already writing the season as a loss and how pathetic we are. oy

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by Nater Tater on Mar 7, 2012 1:45 AM PST up reply actions  

p typ

Cashner Rules Everything Around Me

by turbopan on Mar 7, 2012 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

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