Satire: This wasn't really a letter from Matt Bush to anybody.

Hey bitches,

It's me again, MATT F__KIN' BUSH! F__K EAST COUNTY! F__K OLD DUDES ON MOTORCYCLES!

You know what I hate is when I'm sitting in traffic and some motorcycle rides by me. AIN'T NOBODY BEATS MATT F__KIN' BOOOOOOOSH IN A RACE!!!

I also hate that I'm getting old. I'm old and I'm not makin' the scrilla I'm supposed to make! I'M A NUMBER ONE DRAFT PICK, BITCHES. I NEED TO BE PAID. Because of that, when I see old people, it reminds me I'm not gettin' paid and I hate gettin' old and therefore, by conclusiveness...I hate old people.

And if there's one thing I super hate. It's old people on motorcycles. In fact. If I see a 72 year old dude on a motorcycle, I'm liable to run over their wrinkled heads with my SUV that I bought with the bonus Kevin Towers gots for me. SHOUT OUT TO KT, BITCHES.

So, in case you're keepin' score, I ain't afraid to beat down f__kin' East County bitches and I certainly ain't afraid of no 72 year old man. I'm a number one draft pick, bitches! I'm gonna be a star one day like Josh Hamilton, cause he proved that you can get your party on and then just turn that sh_t off and get paid.

When do I get paid again?

Peace out wannabes,

Matt Bush