Cole Hamels wouldn't want to play for hometown Padres
by jbox on Feb 23, 2012 11:56 AM PST
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Jon Heyman why hamels couldnt play for hometown sd: "why would i want to go where fans only support you from the 3rd inn. thru the 6th?''
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Which Padres super fans are staying in their seats and supporting players during the middle innings? In theater they called it an intermission, in football it's called half time, in baseball they call it "the 3rd thru 6th".
It's common knowledge among baseball fans that those are the boring innings. That's prime fish taco eating time. Get up and walk around, use the bathroom if nature calls. One in four dentists agree that If you don't stretch your legs you're going to get cramps by the 9th.
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What?!
People attend Padres games?
"Rob Johnson does not suck" --me
"Norf is straight up awesome on b-holes out there."--TheThinGwynn (sort of)
"I hate Rob Johnson's stupid face"-- sdchicken
What?!
There’s a baseball team in Southern California that doesn’t have “Los Angeles” in the name?
(Also, Cole Hamels can choke on a dick. He was an unpleasant punk at Rancho Bernardo too.)
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by StrangeBroP25 on Feb 23, 2012 12:16 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
I think that young buck needs some abuse .
Let’s have a meet-up for his first start in San DIego this summer and we’ll heckle the shit out of him. Let’s meet during the 3rd inning when we get to the park.
by AIChief on Feb 23, 2012 12:38 PM PST reply actions 11 recs
As long as the heckling doesn't take too long...
I like to leave before the 7th to beat traffic.
by Dex on Feb 23, 2012 12:39 PM PST up reply actions 11 recs
Also cheering is so uncouth
I prefer to politely encourage players at normal volume and pitch when urged to “make some noise”
by lasers pew pew pew! on Feb 23, 2012 12:57 PM PST up reply actions
If a fan isn't urged "to make some noise"
does a fan make a sound at all?
//things to ponder in silence between the 3rd and 6th innings
by AIChief on Feb 23, 2012 1:01 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
when urged to make some noise
I remain completely silent. NO ONE tells me what to do.
It's Quentin time.
by turbopan on Feb 23, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh good, I always wait outside the park until the 3rd inning anyways
Also, have you seen the lines for the trolley? There’s no way I could wait until the game is actually over to leave, it’d be too crowded!
"Rob Johnson does not suck" --me
"Norf is straight up awesome on b-holes out there."--TheThinGwynn (sort of)
"I hate Rob Johnson's stupid face"-- sdchicken
in all seriousness
having everyone start heckling in the 3rd inning would be pretty great. if only there was a Padres equivalent to The Show…
jodes was supposed to get on that
Where would everybody sit?
by Dex on Feb 23, 2012 6:25 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions
Well, I really tried.
But like I told you, The Show is an Aztecs fan base. Not a San Diego fan base. It is full of fans of many different baseball teams, and a good chunk of them are Giants fans. So trying to get them to come to a Padres game was impossible.
No pants. No problem.
We don't need The Show to come to Padres games.
We just need our own equivalent. Apply some of that engineer’s problem-solving know-how!
by Darklighter on Feb 24, 2012 10:20 AM PST up reply actions
We mos def
need dudes dressed up as a banana and one with a box head.
I know who I want to dress up as a banana.
~San Antonio Spurs~ ~San Diego State Aztecs~ currently rockin' my world!
I think to do it right, we need three sections.
One in right field, one in left field, and one at home. Outfield sections are responsible for heckling opposing batters (right field for lefties and vice versa) while the home plate section is responsible for heckling opposing pitchers. And then the bonus for having three sections equally spread out is getting some good whole-stadium chants going.
by Darklighter on Feb 24, 2012 11:42 AM PST up reply actions
Dude, we're only there for 4 innings
This is too much work.
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
by Friar Fever on Feb 24, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
if everyone is serious about this...
ive been working on chants for about a season and a half. i thought of 2 for cole hamels after i read this. most of the chants for opposing teams have some curse words but i have chants for our players too. i wanted to start a fbook page once i got a enough people to buy in. i was planning on sitting in right field. we need name. i was thinking THE CLERGY. if everyone is down i can start a thread with all the chants listed and we could get this going. ive been wanting to this for the last 3 seasons….yes im a little excited.
by justGWYNNbaby on Feb 25, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions
I really like this idea
But can only contribute for three days in June.
queen of the rec fairies
although it broke our hearts it did not break our will the herd
Where do I sign up?
I’m all over this.
Cole was in the Padre ESPN forum as PLFTOAO in his pre douche-nozzle days.
~San Antonio Spurs~ ~San Diego State Aztecs~ currently rockin' my world!
He was a frequent contributor
And he didn’t act like a total shithead. Then, he growed up.
~San Antonio Spurs~ ~San Diego State Aztecs~ currently rockin' my world!
Screw Hamels
Hope he’s having fun in the hell hole that is Philadelphia.
GO Friars
by mrbarneydangles on Feb 23, 2012 12:39 PM PST reply actions
I guess even though Philly fans throw batteries on the field
They still show up. Cause that’s the important thing. That and about $120 million.
by vivajackmurphy on Feb 23, 2012 12:48 PM PST reply actions
He is getting confused
He only hears Philly fans cheering from the 3rd “thru” 6th. After that all the transplant Phillie fans have to commute to the suburbs. While the true SD fans continue to eat fish tacos and play on their iPads. Right? Am I right?
by lasers pew pew pew! on Feb 23, 2012 12:54 PM PST reply actions
Hetman is confused
The tweet should read: I won’t play for the Padres because they won’t drive the Brinks truck to my house and unload it.
Seriously, kind of a douchy thing to say though. But bottom line, I doubt he’d have trouble playing for the Padres if they offered the most money. It’s not all about playing in front of a packed house. If he would’ve signed a Weaver extension, the Phil’s would’ve had him locked up already.
I mean, I don’t mind if it’s all about the Benjamin’s…just don’t pretend it isn’t, and its all about fan support or something. Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining.
by hunterfan on Feb 23, 2012 1:11 PM PST reply actions 5 recs
cole hamels = total fuckbag.
what a fucking moron. now i just assume that’s what he did as a kid when he went to padre games.
cash rules everything around me CREAM get tha money dolla dolla bill yaaaaallll
by staceyaugmon4HOF on Feb 23, 2012 1:32 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
It's not lost on me that
an anagram of Cole Hamels is Camels Hole… and this stinks nearly as bad!
by london_balling on Feb 23, 2012 1:46 PM PST via mobile reply actions 5 recs
Wow, excuse you sir
that’s not very nice.
"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
http://www.fatforfood.com/
Cole Hamels is a dodger lover.
He assumes that’s how Padres fans are because as a kid he only went to games when his beloved Dodgers were playing us and, in his syphillis-addled pubescent mind believed that all of those dirty Dodger fans who bought up all the tickets and streamed in late and left early when their crummy team was so far behind were San Diego fans.
(theory)
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by TheThinGwynn on Feb 23, 2012 1:58 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
I have an idea
Let’s sign ex-Philly Roy Oswalt and ask him in July which city he likes more.
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Hater.
i’m down for this 3rd inning heckling shenanigans.
"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."
Cole Hamels can suck my...
Feel free to insert your choice of word in… I would do it but I’m going to take a shit because the third inning just started.
by athletics68 on Feb 23, 2012 5:05 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
He wouldn't last a day here.
“Are my comments good? Did I post that picture right? Why did nobody rec this?”
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by Axion on Feb 23, 2012 5:09 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Let's just trade for him
Offer the Phils our best prospects+Stauffer and Luebke… all for Hamels.
That’ll teach him.
Oh, suck it, Hamels. You will never start a game… but we will bring you in during the 3rd inning so our fans can see you pitch.
I like this idea
With a clause in his contract that says if he surrenders a hit between the third and sixth innings, everybody gets Jack in the Box— wait, everybody gets Hodad’s. Much better.
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Gaslamp Ball: SMELLS LIKE PROSPECTS IN HERE
Please, call me StrangeBro.
by StrangeBroP25 on Feb 23, 2012 5:34 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
"He looks like my kind of Brochacho. Hit me back later, Brole Hamels!"
Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...
by sdchicken on Feb 24, 2012 2:31 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
I can't stop looking at that beard
It is like Billy May’s went bananas with the spray hair-in-a-can. It does not look real to me.
This is a terrible thing for the Padres. - Jerry Coleman
Need to touch up your roots, brah.
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by TheThinGwynn on Feb 24, 2012 2:48 PM PST up reply actions
hahahahaha
poster boy for douchyness. “whats up bro? you look chill.”
by justGWYNNbaby on Feb 25, 2012 12:52 PM PST up reply actions
April 19-22
A four game set. We need to organize! Somebody come up with a good chant.
by Dex on Feb 23, 2012 6:30 PM PST via iPhone app reply actions
He already thinks San Diego is LA so let's really confuse him . . .
We’ll do one of those annoying San Francisco Giants chants: “What’ the matter with Hamels!??? HE’S! A! BUM!”
He’ll be looking out in LF for a Giant Coke bottle and a baseball glove. Then we’ll all leave in the 8th instead of the 6th. And his mind will be totally fucked.
by AIChief on Feb 23, 2012 7:03 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
So, who gets to wear the Seal costume?
~San Antonio Spurs~ ~San Diego State Aztecs~ currently rockin' my world!
You can be the Lucille.
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by TheThinGwynn on Feb 23, 2012 11:14 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I vote AIChief for official Cole Hamels Heckling Club President.
We would be in good hands.
No pants. No problem.
We disagree with your sophomoric appraisal of the cheering habits of our fanbase.
Fire Bud Black.
Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser. -- Vince Lombardi
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Feb 24, 2012 5:51 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Explanation point!
Fire Bud Black.
Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser. -- Vince Lombardi
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Feb 24, 2012 5:51 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
chant 2
we heard you dont like us
fuck you hamels, fuck you hamels.
*to the tune of “rock the casbah”
by justGWYNNbaby on Feb 25, 2012 12:57 PM PST up reply actions
The first time any of us got to see Heath Bell's charging entrance to a ballgame was the allstar game.
Before that I had only heard rumors about that and some Hell’s Bells thing that they used to test the PA with late in games after all the fans had gone home.
by SeeAnFrockOh on Feb 23, 2012 7:57 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
yeah , I never understood why number 51 was retired
i mean, who was that guy?
Scowling at Padres Losses since 1981
I think all of baseball retired it to honor Randy Johnson
for being the first emu to break the species barrier.
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by TheThinGwynn on Feb 23, 2012 11:16 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Who is this Cole Hamels fella anyway?
We San Diego fans barely pay attention to our own team for 1/3 of a game, and dont even give statues to supposed baseball legends that lived here. Why would we care what this east coast fella thinks about us anyway?
Scowling at Padres Losses since 1981
Oh, I see
He’s going to follow a long line of good pitchers, and join the Padres at the end of his career. You know, so we can watch his whole start before we leave in the 6th.
It’s the least he could do for the hometown fans.
Wait one motherfcuking minute...
You mean there’s a 7TH INNING? AND AN 8TH AND A 9TH?
Well fcuk a duck, you learn something new every day!
Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...
50 years from now Bill Swank is going to want to put up a statue of this guy at RB High School.
It's Quentin time.
and generations of Poway and MC students will rubber-cement half a broomstick to its arse
Yakety Sax: Making divisional matchups hilarious since 1963.
Gaslamp Ball: SMELLS LIKE PROSPECTS IN HERE
Please, call me StrangeBro.
by StrangeBroP25 on Feb 24, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
The first thing I did when I saw this article was look up to see if it went to RB during the broomstick incident
I was sad to find out that he was a freshman a year or two late. (P.S. FIGHT ON FOR MT CARMEL!)
BEAT L.A.!
by kevintheoman on Feb 24, 2012 5:02 PM PST up reply actions
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