I like Heath Bell enough, but with any luck, in 5 years the San Diego Padres will already have a World Series title under their belt and not be viewed as a place for elderly, overweight baseball players to slowly ease into retirement. No offense.

I'd like for Heath to comes back and get a hosting gig on TV or radio and make his permanent home in San Diego, but unless Bell finds the fountain of youth, that affects more than just his personality then I really hope the team isn't in a position where they would even consider signing him again.