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Open Thread: What is the best hamburger in San Diego?

Mentor is in the process of re-evaluating the food options at Petco Park. If you've ever eaten at Petco Park, you know that they have food, but I would defy you to say that they have any "signature" items. He's asked Gaslamp Ball to help figure out what brands he should be going after and what he should be emulating.

First on our culinary tour is the hamburger.

If you know Padres history, you know that Ray Kroc loathed hot dogs. Little sausages shaped things packed full of who knows what. Owning the Padres must have been a constant source of nausea for the former owner, having to see thousands (or hundreds as it were) of fans shoving hot dogs into their mouths one or two at a time.

If there was one thing he loved, it was burgers. And as it so happens, it's the first thing that Mentor asked about.

If you could see one San Diego food brand offered at Petco Park which would it be? Example- #rockysburger?
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Personally, I've never been to Rocky's but Mentor tweeted a Hodad's photo shortly thereafter. I love me some Hodad's. So have at it. What's the best burger in San Diego?

Other things that Mentor's curious about that we can discuss now or later:

  • Margarita
  • Pizza
  • Craft Beer
  • Guacamole
  • Tacos
  • BBQ

Notably absent from the list... Anything having to do with breakfast. HMMMMMMMMMM...

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I'll get it started

Jumbo Jack. Beef & Bun. O’Brothers (depending on the chef). Any variation of Tijuana deli style hamburgers served at Mexican restaurants (or the really nice one at El Take It Easy).

by Dex on Jan 10, 2012 9:23 AM PST reply actions  

I personally don’t like Hodad’s. I know, I’m crazy. Their burgers are so thin! If I wanted 8 pounds of toppings, I’d go wild at Fuddrucker’s.

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by John Gennaro on Jan 10, 2012 9:24 AM PST reply actions  

I think Hodad's is overated

I love Liar’s club when they were in Mission Beach.

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Jan 10, 2012 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

amen

Rocky’s is a life altering experience

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

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by justdave on Jan 10, 2012 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Not the best burger in town, but I’d support an In n Out inside of Petco.

by Imissburritos on Jan 10, 2012 9:24 AM PST reply actions  

That'll never happen

And Tom even said he’s asked them

https://twitter.com/#!/TomGarfinkel/status/155458942414229505

http://twitter.com/matthewverygood

by matthewverygood on Jan 10, 2012 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Better link, sorry

here

http://twitter.com/matthewverygood

by matthewverygood on Jan 10, 2012 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Some more venues

Tioli’s, Station, Johnny B’s

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by matthewverygood on Jan 10, 2012 9:25 AM PST reply actions  

Rockys

also, Crazee Burger is legit.

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by justdave on Jan 10, 2012 9:25 AM PST reply actions  

I love Hodad's, but there's already one downtown.

Also, any burger with a fried egg on top. And bacon. Because it’s Breakfasttown.

by jodes0405 on Jan 10, 2012 9:26 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

I was thinking they should just do a breakfast place

Breakfast for dinner is in these days anyway. I’d eat some french toast at a game.

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by John Gennaro on Jan 10, 2012 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Hodads

Is the best burger I have ever had, and its a the perfect comfort food. I don’t expect a lot of comfort will be needed as I expect a 162-0 season. That said, should the unthinkable happen and we lose a game at home. I don’t want to have to walk all the way to 10th and Broadway to get me a little piece of meaty, cheesey, ketchup & Mustardy, Pickley heaven.

Padres Fan.

by MrDanielX on Jan 10, 2012 9:29 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

Did you go to Rory's?

It was a burger place in Mission Valley I think and their claim to fame was that PB burger

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by matthewverygood on Jan 10, 2012 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, this made me laugh a lot for some reason:
If you’ve ever eaten at Petco Park, you know that they have food

by jodes0405 on Jan 10, 2012 9:30 AM PST reply actions  

Five Guys...

I got hooked on this crack when I lived in Virginia. And the cajun fries? Awwwww snap!!

"The Internet?! Is that thing still around?"

by Jsn L on Jan 10, 2012 9:32 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

That's not a local place

Also, In N Out is better.

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by John Gennaro on Jan 10, 2012 9:35 AM PST up reply actions   3 recs

It is local...

there is one at Liberty Station…and also, In & Out sux…move along, nothing to see here.

"The Internet?! Is that thing still around?"

by Jsn L on Jan 10, 2012 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes

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by John Gennaro on Jan 10, 2012 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I stand corrected...

my apologies to Gaslamp Baseball. :(

"The Internet?! Is that thing still around?"

by Jsn L on Jan 10, 2012 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Ban Revoked!

Too lazy to go in and perform the ban.

by Dex on Jan 10, 2012 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Woohooo!!!

"The Internet?! Is that thing still around?"

by Jsn L on Jan 10, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

>.>

I’m watching you…

"The Internet?! Is that thing still around?"

by Jsn L on Jan 10, 2012 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Please join Bolts from the Blue so that I can ban you. Thank you.

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by Richard Wade on Jan 10, 2012 10:17 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm still waiting.

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by Richard Wade on Jan 10, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I'll play your little game Trebek...

"The Internet?! Is that thing still around?"

by Jsn L on Jan 10, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

And you're banned. Thank you.

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by Richard Wade on Jan 11, 2012 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

RIP Jsn L STUNG BY WASPS

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by Axion on Jan 11, 2012 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

But...but...

how will I part nuggets of wisdom on the Charger’s fandom?!?!?!

"The Internet?! Is that thing still around?"

by Jsn L on Jan 12, 2012 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Inspect the member!

"second base is the bizness." -jbox

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by Wonko on Jan 10, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

5 Guys >>>>>>In N out

and I love In N out

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Jan 10, 2012 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I do. I love salty nuts in my mouth

and my fries cooked in peanut oil.

In-n-Out is really good, but 5 guys has juicy burgers, better buns, and WAAAY better fries.

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Jan 10, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

The fries are much better if you order them well done.

But that’s beside the point. The burgers are better at In-n-Out, and that’s what matters.

by Darklighter on Jan 10, 2012 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

this is my only complaint of IN-NOut

for a fast food burger shop. Good+ Burgers, good shakes, horrible fries.

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Jan 10, 2012 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Five Guys is good, but In N Out is better.

And Five Guys is more of an East Coast thing, even though it seems like there’s a new one popping up in San Diego county all the time.

by jodes0405 on Jan 10, 2012 9:36 AM PST up reply actions   2 recs

Five Guys was the most disappointing foodstuff I've ever crammed in my blasphemy hole.

Everybody is all firmed up about it and I finally went there about five years ago…
I just don’t see what the big deal is. I guess I’m spoiled by my own burgers. I rule.

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by TheThinGwynn on Jan 10, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I know this feel.

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by Axion on Jan 10, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Meat Donuts!

"second base is the bizness." -jbox

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by Wonko on Jan 10, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh yeah!

I wonder if I could develop a mobile fry station, too.

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by Axion on Jan 10, 2012 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Get the eff out of here...

Five Guys PALES in comparison to In N Out. It’s like a greasy, lazy alternative.

"The Transplant" (So. Cal boy stuck in NYC)

by BryanHarvey'sMoustache on Jan 14, 2012 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Other curiousities

Margarita- I don’t like much, but I hear that Freds in Old Town has good ones.

Pizza- Tie between Bronx Pizza and Luigi’s IMHO

Craft Beer- Anything from Ballast Point or Stone… I hear Pizza Port is good, never had.

Guacamole- I hate guac, which earns me shun face from my San Diego friends.

Tacos- Mama Testa’s by far. Their fish tacos are wildly expensive and worth every penny.

BBQ- Phils is good. So good I never try anything else.

Padres Fan.

by MrDanielX on Jan 10, 2012 9:36 AM PST reply actions  

Luigi’s. YES.

They already have Stone on tap at Petco Park. Ballast Point on tap would be AMAZING.

by jodes0405 on Jan 10, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Odd story that someone told me that might be true

Luigi was one of the original owners of Bronx and left (taking the recipe, essentially) to start his own place. This is why the pizza is equally as good as Bronx’s.

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by John Gennaro on Jan 10, 2012 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I'll take you some time

I think it’s a little better than Luigi’s, but it’s pretty close.

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by John Gennaro on Jan 10, 2012 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

There’s good reason for that.

For one, they obviously don’t want to pay for the liquor license because they’re run as cheaply as possible (making them a perfect match for the Padres!). This is why they’re cash-only and have a shady accountant.

For two, they try and get as many people in as possible. This means getting as many people out as quickly as possible. They don’t like when you hang around for a while.

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by John Gennaro on Jan 10, 2012 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Bronx is very ok to me...

I think I prefer deep dish style, but my favorite for that in town is Lefty’s which is a Cubs place and we can’t have that in the ballpark.

by Dex on Jan 10, 2012 9:47 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Deep dish?

What is wrong with you people?

by Darklighter on Jan 10, 2012 10:03 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Agreed.

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by Jordan_Ming on Jan 10, 2012 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

This isn't my quote, so don't kill the messenger

“But if deep dish is your favorite pizza, then you don’t like pizza.”

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by Wonko on Jan 10, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions   4 recs

Rec'd!

Deep dish is nothing but bread with some pizza toppings put on it. If you can’t fold it, it’s not true pizza.

by athletics68 on Jan 10, 2012 12:05 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

You're forgiven

They are cash only which in this day and age can be a hassle. But man are they good.

by athletics68 on Jan 10, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

It was on tap last year

in that craft beer section

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by John Gennaro on Jan 10, 2012 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Well it was around the corner from the the spot

They also had Karl Strauss, I believe. There were multiple varieties from Ballast Point. Calico, for sure. I think either Big Eye, Black Marlin or both. They’ve had the Pale Ale (formerly known as Yellow Tail) at the bar area in the Mercado since before that, I believe. Don’t think I ever saw Sculpin or Wahoo.

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by Wonko on Jan 10, 2012 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Wahoo was there, and Big Eye and either Calico or Scuplin, forget which.

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by Axion on Jan 10, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I had Calico at Petco multiple times

So it was definitely there.

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by Wonko on Jan 10, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Why not make their own beer?

I told Neil the Beerman that Padres should make their own brew. PETCO Porter.

by bcline760 on Jan 10, 2012 10:01 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Yes!

I say get Mission to do it, what with the proximity to the park and all.

by Darklighter on Jan 10, 2012 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I feel Corey Brock needs to get behind this

25 years as a baseball fan and I'm still confused by the infield fly rule

by SolanaFan on Jan 11, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Just as long as he doesn't tweet about it often

Some people have very high standards when it comes to their Twitter feed.

Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.

by Friar Fever on Jan 11, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

All of these things

Although this place has amazing BBQ, is dog-friendly (which seems up the PETCO alley) and has an awesome patio with a giant screen for sports-watching.

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by John Gennaro on Jan 10, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Two birds with one stone...

Can’t go wrong with some Pizza Port pizza and beer. Ballast Point would be awesome as well. They should do something in the center field park area to incorporate all the local beer.

by pbnative on Jan 10, 2012 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I feel like

You couldn’t replicate Pizza Port pizza with the cooking equipment you have at the park since I imagine all pizza gets cooked on location at Petco.

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by Wonko on Jan 10, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I think you could

Actually Pizza Port would be the reasonable alternative to do both pizza and beer.

by athletics68 on Jan 10, 2012 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I think we can all agree

Getting some legitimate tacos/burritos/nachos in the stadium should be a higher priority than the burgers.

Put some Lolita’s IN the ballpark. Finding fish tacos is way harder at PETCO than it should be.

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by John Gennaro on Jan 10, 2012 9:48 AM PST reply actions   2 recs

I dunno what happened to Rubio's

But they should bring Rubio’s back and only allow fish tacos. Forget the other options. Rubio’s fish tacos and that’s it.

by Dex on Jan 10, 2012 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I think they did

Those places suck and there’s not enough of them.

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by John Gennaro on Jan 10, 2012 9:54 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Rec

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by Richard Wade on Jan 10, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Street tacos as an option would be nice too...

"The Internet?! Is that thing still around?"

by Jsn L on Jan 10, 2012 9:49 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

This and Dex's

Rubio’s Taco Shop. Fish or street tacos. Maybe margaritas.

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by John Gennaro on Jan 10, 2012 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Legit margaritas...

not the shiznit they serve now.

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by Jsn L on Jan 10, 2012 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Rubios seems so... mediocre.

Its fine afterwork on Tuesday… but I think we can do better for tacos.

Mama Testa is expensive… wouldn’t even have to raise prices for the park.

If we want something cheaper… anything than ends with -bertos.

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by MrDanielX on Jan 10, 2012 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

A 'Bertos on every corner!

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by StrangeBroP25 on Jan 10, 2012 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

This is a requirement.

Either before or after every game I go to, I always try to hit up Lolita’s. Mmmmmmm

by bcline760 on Jan 10, 2012 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Too bad Lolita's isn't always open when games are over.

At least three times last season I tried to go there after a game and the kitchen was already closed.

by jodes0405 on Jan 10, 2012 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Valentine's is pretty much on par and similar cost

You ever make that the second option? (between 8th and 9th on Market)

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by Wonko on Jan 10, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I like the laughter that the idea of "Breakfast Town" creates...

(and a couple mentions were made above)
But it would be cool if they just opened a restaurant called Breakfasttown. We could enjoy scrambled eggs drowning in Tapatio sauce. And then laugh that Breakfasttown has been made official.

by AIChief on Jan 10, 2012 9:49 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

I support this idea wholeheartedly.

And we should get Mentor to sell GLB shirts there.

by jodes0405 on Jan 10, 2012 9:52 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

OMG If I could score one of their "Breakfast at the Park"

Hash/Scrabbles they have DURING a game. I would be in heaven.

Padres Fan.

by MrDanielX on Jan 10, 2012 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I miss the breakfast bowls with buttermilk biscuit croutons. I could eat those for every meal.

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by John Gennaro on Jan 10, 2012 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Love it.

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by TheThinGwynn on Jan 10, 2012 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

This

"The Internet?! Is that thing still around?"

by Jsn L on Jan 10, 2012 9:56 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Thirded

How have I never heard of it before?

by Christina on Jan 10, 2012 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Right?

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by Richard Wade on Jan 10, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

WHAT THE HOLY F_CK

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by justdave on Jan 10, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Samesies.

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by Wonko on Jan 10, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Ditto

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by matthewverygood on Jan 10, 2012 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Rockys is very good...

but I don’t understand why so many Diegans seem to think it’s the best. There are better burgers in town.

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by theodore donald kerabatsos on Jan 10, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

this is not an accurate statement

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by justdave on Jan 10, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey, I'm not saying they're bad. They're great burgers.

It’s just that if I had to choose one burger, it wouldn’t be Rockys.

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by theodore donald kerabatsos on Jan 10, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

this is how a rocky's burger makes me feel

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by justdave on Jan 10, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions   3 recs

Another idea

Food trucks.

I don’t know how to pull it off, but SD loves food trucks.

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by John Gennaro on Jan 10, 2012 9:57 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

It would be sweet if they could put food trucks on the blocked streets.

Nationals Park has a huge ass lot they let vendors like than camp out in… its like a fun fair of food… an FFF if you will.

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by MrDanielX on Jan 10, 2012 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

How about a food cart...

serving french fries with curry gravy?

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by Jsn L on Jan 10, 2012 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Poutine!

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by matthewverygood on Jan 10, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

There is a food truck

that parks outside of Blind Lady Ale House and they have awesome burgers. Forgot the name, but grilled peach on the burger.

Also, Slow Cal BBQ has chronic nachos that awesome.

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by L Magico on Jan 10, 2012 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

MIHO?

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by John Gennaro on Jan 10, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Or maybe just steal some food truck inspired stuff

Like sweet potato tater tots.

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by Wonko on Jan 10, 2012 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I have a conference call in 4 minutes.

I would rather be OT’ing food. DAMMIT WORK!

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by MrDanielX on Jan 10, 2012 9:57 AM PST reply actions  

This thread is not helping in my quest to be beach ready by the time I get to San Diego

You’re making me hungry!
But I’m taking notes for when I get down there. It looks like 90% of my time will be spent eating and drinking!

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by Jordan_Ming on Jan 10, 2012 9:59 AM PST reply actions  

"Beach ready"

is a lie.

"The Internet?! Is that thing still around?"

by Jsn L on Jan 10, 2012 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

YOU'RE a lie

/jodes0405’d

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by Jordan_Ming on Jan 10, 2012 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

.

"The Internet?! Is that thing still around?"

by Jsn L on Jan 10, 2012 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

The problem with some of these hamburger choices

is that they are already like 8-10 bucks at their location. You bring them into the ballpark and you’ve got easily 12-15 bucks. I want an affordable burger that’s why I think I’d like just a jumbo jack or something.

by jbox on Jan 10, 2012 10:00 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

I actually think a JITB in the ballpark would be pretty awesome

But nobody would go anywhere else. And they’d run out of tacos every game.

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by John Gennaro on Jan 10, 2012 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn't want them to serve their tacos.

A. We already get free taco coupons.
B. They’d probably have to mark up the price for them, and I wouldn’t pay more than what they already cost for those.
C. I’d rather have tacos from somewhere else.

by jodes0405 on Jan 10, 2012 10:05 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I wish they'd do giveaways other than the tacos

I had so many free taco coupons that I never got around to using. How about a free Jumbo Jack or Breakfast Jack instead?

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by SolanaFan on Jan 11, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Rally's is actually good for the BP

the problem is that the can’t get the burgers out fast enough.

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by Ron Mexico on Jan 10, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I think there's one in Esco.

Unless I’m thinking of something else. Idk.

by jodes0405 on Jan 10, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

There is one somewhere north of here.

in that pre-LA area.

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by Axion on Jan 10, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

One in El Cajon. One in Spring Valley

Just had lunch there a couple weeks ago.

by Dex on Jan 10, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I think they prefer cheap leases.

In fact, they probably prefer everything cheap.

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by Wonko on Jan 10, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

The one in Spring Valley is right down the street from the Swap Meet

Cheap is how we live.

Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.

by Friar Fever on Jan 10, 2012 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

there is one in esco

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by justdave on Jan 10, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I know there were there at least a few season ago

right behind section 103 I believe, but not sure if it is still there.

Honestly I bring my own food to the games. Family of 4, food adds up.

Heck I brought in a whole bronx pizza before, box and everything and no one said a word.

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by Ron Mexico on Jan 10, 2012 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I've done the pizza thing before too.

They’re very good about letting you bring food into the ballpark.

by jodes0405 on Jan 10, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Probably the best thing about the Padres

is that you can bring in almost anything.

I should just buy some Carne, bring in a little hibachi grill and just make tacos for everyone.

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by Ron Mexico on Jan 10, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Better yet

Let’s wait until Friarhood plans and organizes one and then we’ll crash it.

by jbox on Jan 10, 2012 11:09 AM PST up reply actions   3 recs

we should get banners and take pictures next to their banners

bannerbombs

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by justdave on Jan 10, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

A George Foreman would work too.

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by Jsn L on Jan 10, 2012 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Man I miss Rally's

SO good.We used to have one in PL way back in the day. It was right on the way to the 8E so me and my old man would grab a Rally’s on the way to the Padres games.

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by mrbarneydangles on Jan 10, 2012 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Thats a tasty burger

Oh man, I do love me some burgers. Depends on what type of burger you want though:

-Nicky Rotten’s. My personal favorite. Since this is breakfast town, their breakfast burger is life changing. Its a bit big and you feel like you have a brick in your stomach though.

-Hodads-Great crunchy, tasty burger. A really good option since they have opened a 2nd location and you dont have to wait 1 hour in line at the OB one.

-Crazy Burger. Tons of options; and always solid. I’ve had a gator burger and boar burger there. Who’s feeling frisky?

-Five Guys/In-and-Out: Both are really good but Five Guys really likes to let everyone know that they are good. Did you know they have been in magazines? I get it.

Of course there is Rocky’s, Canadian Steak Burger (dont sleep!), and even Waterfront and the Bareback Grill have good options.

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by L Magico on Jan 10, 2012 10:00 AM PST reply actions  

Nicky Rotten's

very good, very different

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

by Hormel on Jan 10, 2012 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

They really need Oscar's breadsticks

even if they charged double I’d still buy it. Half a dozen breadsticks for 6 bucks? OK!

Also, I love the clam chowder in the sourdough bowl. They could start selling it at more than Anthony’s in the mercado and turn it into a signature item. It’s like $7 and it fills me up (I’m a morbidly obese ogre).

by kevintheoman on Jan 10, 2012 10:02 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

Excellent idea

Have a rec

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by John Gennaro on Jan 10, 2012 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

The corporate owned ones are still in business but not the franchise owned

or maybe I have that backwards. But there are still quite a few open still.

by kevintheoman on Jan 10, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

We still can't

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by John Gennaro on Jan 10, 2012 10:09 AM PST up reply actions   2 recs

Don't worry...

I’m from the Department of Redundancy Department.

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by Jsn L on Jan 10, 2012 10:18 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Hodad's for beef

Crazee Burger for everything else…

by athletics68 on Jan 10, 2012 10:05 AM PST reply actions  

Burgers

I don’t want an in n out there anymore bc I wouldn’t want to pay an outrageous price for it. And Its not exactly local but SmashBurger would be amazing! Even though there’s one a couple blocks from the ballpark.

by crazy_charisma on Jan 10, 2012 10:06 AM PST via mobile reply actions  

I’m down with smashburger even though it’s not local. I feel like “ballpark version of smashburger” would be a sad thing, though.

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by Axion on Jan 10, 2012 10:13 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

All for Smashburger

Still go there all the time in Clifton

by TheFan09 on Jan 10, 2012 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I like Smashburger

One of my new favorites IF I can’t make it to In n Out.

BUMMER that they get In n Out at the ballpark – there is really nothing more So Cal than that. All my east cast friends make a point of visiting one when they get out here for the first time. Friends from Wisconsin just went & raved.

Now I am curious about this Rocky’s place…and..well..I’ve gotta admit never been to Hodad’s yet either!

by Christina on Jan 10, 2012 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Just change the cups for the margaritas.

I feel bad for the people making them and carrying them around and I shouldn’t be the one feeling bad, they should.

You’re not going to settle on one craft beer here. Instead we should push out the crappy national brands, especially Coors. That’s a division rival.

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by Axion on Jan 10, 2012 10:09 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

True...

plus they seem like margarita shooters instead of straight up margaritas.

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by Jsn L on Jan 10, 2012 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I'd love it if they just had a big grill out at the Park

They you want a dog or a burger they cook it for you right there. Instead of the fried or boiled dogs.

by jbox on Jan 10, 2012 10:11 AM PST reply actions   2 recs

Oh god... so much this.

Baseball and hot dogs go together like… baseball and hot dogs. Yet, the dogs at the park are so shitty. Why is it impossible to find a nice plump, juicy, grilled dog at the ballpark?

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by theodore donald kerabatsos on Jan 10, 2012 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I have to agree

A nice grilled dog or sausage would be money.

by athletics68 on Jan 10, 2012 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

mmm

I’m just imagining the smell of an actual grill with hot dogs or burgers cooking in a game

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by Nater Tater on Jan 10, 2012 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Small Bar's Baja Burger gives me a PFOB

It’s got jalapenos, avacado, little tortilla strips, some kind of tomatillo sauce, and pepperjack cheese. And they grind the meat in house which makes a HUGE difference.

Quality Social makes damn good burgers too.

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by theodore donald kerabatsos on Jan 10, 2012 10:12 AM PST reply actions  

I've had a great one at Neighborhood

and The Corner is also great.

Just make bar kitchens everywhere! PROBLEM SOLVED!

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by Axion on Jan 10, 2012 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

The Corner's is very good

Hamilton’s burgers and grill-cheese blow my mind fairly consistently, but there’s no chance it’d work at Petco.

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by John Gennaro on Jan 10, 2012 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

True.

It’s good but I think I could make it better.

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by Axion on Jan 10, 2012 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

i make it pretty well

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by justdave on Jan 10, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

am I the only one

that thinks about Jalapeno handshakes whenever Jalapenos are mentioned?

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by Nater Tater on Jan 10, 2012 8:46 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Nope!

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by TheThinGwynn on Jan 10, 2012 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Ohter curiousities

Margarita – meh they’re all margarita mix and tequilla. Where ever is serving them today is the best.
Pizza – Thin is Bronx, thicker go Oggis.
Craft Beer – Green Flash (specifically Hop Head Red which is just perfection)
Guacamole – Avocado is disgusting, stick to salsa.
Tacos – I’m partial to Rubios Fish Tacos since they brought back the Alaskan fish.
BBQ – Phils… period.

by athletics68 on Jan 10, 2012 10:14 AM PST reply actions  

I love guac

but I don’t like avocados. Too slimey.

by kevintheoman on Jan 10, 2012 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

See, I'm the other way around.

Well, I don’t dislike ’amole; I just prefer ’cados solo.

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by TheThinGwynn on Jan 10, 2012 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Hard to find ripe ones elsewhere

It was a problem when I lived on the east coast.

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by John Gennaro on Jan 10, 2012 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Yep.

I like trader joes guacamole though. not too bad

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by Jordan_Ming on Jan 10, 2012 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Took me several years of living here to learn to like it.

No one in the northeast even knows what an avocado tastes like.

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by theodore donald kerabatsos on Jan 10, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Lived in California 28 of 30 years

And I’ve still never learned to love them. It must be genetic, I was born in Virginia from a family entirely consisting of New Englanders. Just not wired to love that green thing and anything that comes from it.

by athletics68 on Jan 10, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

But in the burritos and like rolled tacos and stuff

Don’t you specifically have to ask them to remove the guacamole?

by Dex on Jan 10, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I do

It’s a pain in the ass. More than once I’ve forgotten to and then nearly gagged on guac.

by athletics68 on Jan 10, 2012 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Sacreligious Californian

Lived 30/30 years here and I do not like avocados. My mom is the same way and she’s lived here longer!

by bcline760 on Jan 10, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Do you eat carne asada burritos?

What do you put in there? Or like street tacos?

by Dex on Jan 10, 2012 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I do

I just put a really spicy salsa there instead.

by athletics68 on Jan 10, 2012 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't like avocado

For burritos I go California. Steak, fries and cheese. Maybe leave in the pico de gallo if I’m feeling frisky.

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by Wonko on Jan 10, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Never been a big butter fan either

It’s congealed fat. I’ll take margarine thanks.

by athletics68 on Jan 10, 2012 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

omg

man… this explains a lot to me. You’re not wired like a human.

by Dex on Jan 10, 2012 10:23 AM PST up reply actions   3 recs

You know what's better than either

Bacon grease. If you’re going to put fat on stuff, put the best. Eggs over easy cooked in bacon grease should be a staple of Breakfast in the Park on Sundays.

by athletics68 on Jan 10, 2012 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

This...

my mom used to fry up potatoes with bacon grease

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by Jsn L on Jan 10, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I miss lard.

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by Axion on Jan 10, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Mmmmmmm...

Vitamin L

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by Jsn L on Jan 10, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Yep, that's how my mom does it.

She used to know a guy who would have bacon every morning, then cook his eggs in the grease and then toast his bread in the remaining grease. That’s a little gross. but I get the egg thing

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by Jordan_Ming on Jan 10, 2012 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

"Know" in the biblical sense of the word?

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by TheThinGwynn on Jan 10, 2012 12:57 PM PST up reply actions   4 recs

Bahahaha

oh god gross why would you put that image in my head?

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by Jordan_Ming on Jan 10, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow...

that changes the whole context of the post. Well play sir…well played.

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by Jsn L on Jan 10, 2012 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm a little upset TTG's comment isn't green.

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by Richard Wade on Jan 11, 2012 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I like you.

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by TheThinGwynn on Jan 11, 2012 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel like we're the same person

Internet high five

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by Jordan_Ming on Jan 10, 2012 10:24 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

If I don't like avocado or In N Out, does that mean I'm double banned?

Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.

by Friar Fever on Jan 10, 2012 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s practically all of the food groups.

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by Axion on Jan 10, 2012 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Which...I don't drink either

How I’m still alive without the food groups, it’s a mystery

Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.

by Friar Fever on Jan 10, 2012 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

are you a real person?

but actually im in the not liking avacado or guac group too.

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by Nater Tater on Jan 10, 2012 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

stoned by hard as stone avocados?

so when it was done the citizens could have guac for their post-stoning party?

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by Nater Tater on Jan 10, 2012 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

No they don't give up the good ones

They stone people with the soft mushy ones. It is not as painful, but it has a higher ick factor.

by field39 on Jan 10, 2012 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

us avocado haters

would be welcoming death as the “icky” avocados keep smashing and staying on us.

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by Nater Tater on Jan 10, 2012 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Is this because you drink real alcohol instead?

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by Richard Wade on Jan 11, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't drink that either

Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.

by Friar Fever on Jan 11, 2012 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah all thats left is the bacon group

and the cereal group

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by justdave on Jan 10, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

El Vitral is making some high end ones these days.

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by Axion on Jan 10, 2012 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Love this idea

Their quesadillas are top-notch as well.

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by John Gennaro on Jan 10, 2012 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

This

As long as they have a side of white sauce.

by athletics68 on Jan 10, 2012 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Unanimous

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by Axion on Jan 10, 2012 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Okay, thinking realistically here…

Given the facilities and necessary turnaround time at the park, the options are limited. Burgers would have to be the thin griddled style, which really only leaves Hodad’s. I think NY style pizza isn’t going to work well either, and deep dish isn’t really ballpark food, so I’d stick with Filippi’s. Bring Rubios back for fish tacos (though now that they’re back to hand battering the fish, I don’t know if that works). They’re doing well with beer, but they need to spread it throughout the park, and include some more local breweries.

by Darklighter on Jan 10, 2012 10:15 AM PST reply actions  

I'm thinking you'd serve the stuff up at like Western Metal

or at one of the restaurant style places. Also, nobody’s ever seemed to care about turnaround time before. I see those hot dogs boiling on the rollers. Can’t tell me it takes 2 innings to serve me up one of those.

by Dex on Jan 10, 2012 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I dunno...

All the food I see get served up there looks like it comes out of warmers, so probably not.

by Dex on Jan 10, 2012 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I think they truck stuff up there in the big carts.

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by Axion on Jan 10, 2012 10:22 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Rubios does need to come back

The stuff they had last year wasn’t that good. I need me a fish taco with a side shrimp burrito… in fact I know what I’m getting for lunch now.

by athletics68 on Jan 10, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Hamburgers don't work

If you don’t make them to order, they suck. If you do it takes too long. I say forget the hamburgers and go with Phil’s barbecue.

by field39 on Jan 10, 2012 10:21 AM PST reply actions  

Takes too long???

The lines are already 2 1/2 innings long!

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by theodore donald kerabatsos on Jan 10, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Gulden's Mustard for hotdogs

I went to see a Diamondbacks game at the BOB in 2000 and I had the option of putting some spicy mustard on the ol’ hotdog. This choice made me happy.

by AIChief on Jan 10, 2012 10:23 AM PST reply actions  

Why not have all 3

Dijon, Guldens, and the yellow crap. Because nothing beats Dijon.

by athletics68 on Jan 10, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

And can we get the legit kettle corn back?

It seems as if they just take the small broken pieces of regular popcorn, spray it with corn starch and call it good.

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by Jsn L on Jan 10, 2012 10:25 AM PST reply actions  

+1

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Jan 10, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

How much of a “no” is In-n-Out at the ballpark?

Like what if we sign In-n-Out as our power hitter? $10m/yr. C’mon guys.

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by Axion on Jan 10, 2012 10:26 AM PST reply actions  

K Street

It could still function as a street.

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by Axion on Jan 10, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

THE FRIARS ARE PLAYING A BASEBALL GAME!!! COUNT IT!

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by Axion on Jan 10, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Nope. We had the truck at my freshman orientation in college.

Seeing all the out of state kids have their first In-N-Out is something special.

by Darklighter on Jan 10, 2012 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm just as old

but my point is that the trucks are limited. They don’t do fries and I don’t think they’re set up for individual transactions

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by matthewverygood on Jan 10, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of nachos

Serious real life carne asada nachos and fries.

None of that current super nacho nonsense.

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by Axion on Jan 10, 2012 10:32 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Also, I was pretty happy with the craft beer selection last year...

but there needs to be more places in the park to get them. If it’s $8 for coors/bud light/urine and $9 for a craft beer, I’m getting the craft every time, but I don’t like having to walk halfway around the park to find it.

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by theodore donald kerabatsos on Jan 10, 2012 10:32 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

I'm located conveniently adjacent to where it was

and I’ve usually got an open lap.

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by Axion on Jan 10, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions   2 recs

Bingo

They should just do away with Bud and Coors. No one but the visiting fans we hate buy it anyway.

by athletics68 on Jan 10, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

especially Coors.

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by Axion on Jan 10, 2012 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Stone comes from Escondido water. They could probably make it from TJ River water and it would still be awesome and better than Coors.

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by Axion on Jan 10, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Nah it comes from the other side

It’s usually brewed over the course of about an hour from other superior beers and then bottled fresh from the source. I believe the current source is Tim Tebow.

by athletics68 on Jan 10, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I disagree...

I want idiot fans, of other teams, spending their money, in our park, on crap we don’t want.

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by Jsn L on Jan 10, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

True

If we let them drink the good beer we might run out.

by athletics68 on Jan 10, 2012 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I can't lie.

I’m guilty if having bought Bud AND Coors on multiple occasions at the ballpark for the sake of convenience.

by jodes0405 on Jan 10, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I've done this

usually after TEQUILA

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by John Gennaro on Jan 10, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh god, I'm guilty of that too.

I’ll be sitting lazily in my seat somewhere in the deepest part of the park wanting a beer but not wanting to have to hire a sherpa to get there. Then there’s always the process of trying to convince myself ahead of time that [insert whatever piss beer here] isn’t that bad. So, I buy a piss beer and that first sip is filled with INSTANT REGRET.

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by theodore donald kerabatsos on Jan 10, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I think I drank 3 last season.

One was honestly just because I was thirsty and needed some water.

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by Axion on Jan 10, 2012 10:42 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

This.

If better beer was conveniently available throughout the ballpark, I’d only drink that. But it’s not (yet).

by jodes0405 on Jan 10, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

You've bought me a beer before though.

:-O

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by Wonko on Jan 10, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Actually

I think I did. #goldenshowers #jk

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by Wonko on Jan 10, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Just go visit Neil the Beerman

In the Western Metal building field level. He has tons of craft brews. Alaskan, Ballast Point, Stone.

Now I’ve moved seats further from Neil :(

by bcline760 on Jan 10, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

CRAP!

You just reminded me I forgot to renew my seasons!

by athletics68 on Jan 10, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Am I a bad person...

for thinking Hormel beanless chili and Velveeta is tasty?

"The Internet?! Is that thing still around?"

by Jsn L on Jan 10, 2012 10:33 AM PST reply actions  

Yes

Velveeta is recycled tires dyed yellow.

by athletics68 on Jan 10, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I need therapy.

"The Internet?! Is that thing still around?"

by Jsn L on Jan 10, 2012 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey, guys.

Can ALL the open threads be this active this season? Friar Fever and I got lonely in here last year.

by jodes0405 on Jan 10, 2012 10:35 AM PST reply actions   2 recs

But sometimes I just like to watch.

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by Axion on Jan 10, 2012 10:35 AM PST up reply actions   2 recs

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by John Gennaro on Jan 10, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions   2 recs

Yes this

At least on the days I have off from work.

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http://www.fatforfood.com/

by Jordan_Ming on Jan 10, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I only look at Gaslamp Baseball at work...

so fulfilling your request should be easy.

"The Internet?! Is that thing still around?"

by Jsn L on Jan 10, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

BASEBALL FLANS

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by Axion on Jan 10, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

This

Baseball is like 50% about drink and food. Why else would it have those convenient breaks to go buy more of both every half inning.

by athletics68 on Jan 10, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Wait...you didn't like that?

Time to re-examine my life…

Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.

by Friar Fever on Jan 10, 2012 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Not that I didn't like it.

Just saying we (mostly you) deserve to have more company.

by jodes0405 on Jan 10, 2012 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope so

I run out of original things to say really fast when I’m alone.

Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.

by Friar Fever on Jan 10, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I want Carne Asada Fries.

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Bloody Elbow // "I think we're poking fun at Leland's 'boner.'" - Michael Fagan

by Richard Wade on Jan 10, 2012 10:35 AM PST reply actions   2 recs

Butter that bacon boy...

now bacon that carne asada.

"The Internet?! Is that thing still around?"

by Jsn L on Jan 10, 2012 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Paula Dean, get out of my sex dreams.

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by Axion on Jan 10, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Rec'd

Bolts from the Blue // "At least when Wade is spewing vitriol he does so with an intellectual flair." - insanebolt21
Bloody Elbow // "I think we're poking fun at Leland's 'boner.'" - Michael Fagan

by Richard Wade on Jan 10, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

smash burger?

get some ballast points or some other locals?

$2 street tacos?

Oh internet, what a wicked web you weave.

by Mad_Villain on Jan 10, 2012 10:40 AM PST via Android app reply actions  

Green Flash

We need to add Green Flash’s Hop Head Red to the beer selection at PETCO.

by athletics68 on Jan 10, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Brody's Burger

From Brody’s Burger and Beer. 1/3lb Cheddear Cheeseburger with bacon, blue cheese and saute mushrooms.

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Jan 10, 2012 10:44 AM PST reply actions  

yup

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Jan 10, 2012 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

beer selection is damn good

plus I live in Jamul……

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Jan 10, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for adding a picture.

The previous three times you recommended it in the form of written words was too difficult to decipher.

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by theodore donald kerabatsos on Jan 10, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I forgot the picture the last 3 times

Plus I wanted it to look at as I scrolled through the thread.

by athletics68 on Jan 10, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes and Yes

Just got my new home jersey in the mail yesterday.

by athletics68 on Jan 10, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I am Ron Mexico and I approve of this message

Plus get me some Ale Smith Raceway……………….

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Jan 10, 2012 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

and a couple of dogs...

Too soon?

"The Internet?! Is that thing still around?"

by Jsn L on Jan 10, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

SPEEDWAY!!!!!

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Jan 10, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I get confused sometimes

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Jan 10, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Vrooooooooom!!!

"The Internet?! Is that thing still around?"

by Jsn L on Jan 10, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

If you love that beer

I recommend trying to find The Gooch Food Truck. They have amazing onion rings that they batter with the hop head red. This is also why they’re at the brewery like once a week.

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by John Gennaro on Jan 10, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I want to buy a coconut

where this Islander dude cuts the top off and you can drink the milk from it at the game through a straw.

by jbox on Jan 10, 2012 10:48 AM PST reply actions  

A dude huh?

I would have gone with an islander chick, but I’m not going to judge you.

"The Internet?! Is that thing still around?"

by Jsn L on Jan 10, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Coconut water is the hottest new craze.

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by Axion on Jan 10, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

This is a legitimate use of a coconut product.

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by Axion on Jan 10, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I want to buy like 8 individual peanuts

Where an islander dude shells them, lays them out and uses a blowtorch to lightly roast them before sprinkling truffle salt over the whole shebang.

by Dex on Jan 10, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions   2 recs

Individual peanuts are expensive...

it’s why they’re sold in bulk.

"The Internet?! Is that thing still around?"

by Jsn L on Jan 10, 2012 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

My Food List

Street Tacos – TJ style cart, fresh tortillas and simple toppings
Corndogs – Good ones! Not Foster Farms. Ever had the ones at Disneyland? They are a meal in itself.
Dairy Queen – I would love a Blizzard on a hot day game, or really any game.
Carne Asada Fries.
Kabobs – Meat, Onion, Meat, Pepper, Meat etc
Satay Cart – Skewers of meat for when you need to Lo-Carb it.

I know all of you love Rocky’s but two doors down is a place called Big Kahuna’s that makes a great hamburger and the BEST chicken teryiaki. That place is awesome.

by fairweather on Jan 10, 2012 10:57 AM PST reply actions  

fairweahter lives!

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Jan 10, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Lurking

Yeah… it’s been a while since a topic has made me want to post. Food always does it.

by fairweather on Jan 10, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Street Tacos and a LEGIT Beer Garden

Its been said before, over and over on this site by many.

But these are by far the best ideas.

Put a Beer Garden in the Candy Factory,

And Street Tacos every where.

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Jan 10, 2012 10:57 AM PST reply actions  

Thinking about it, what I really want is some good, dark beers on tap.

I know it’s a bad idea, but I really want a Speedway at the game.

by Darklighter on Jan 10, 2012 10:58 AM PST reply actions  

Smoked Porters, Barleywines, Escondidian Black(out) IPA!

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by Axion on Jan 10, 2012 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Ale Smith Raceway.

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Jan 10, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m super underschooled on Ale Smith.

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by Axion on Jan 10, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Its a great educational experience

Not that Ale Smith is my Favorite.

My favorite Beer is Russian River Pliney the Elder, followed by Ballast Point Sculpin. Plus I love most things Deschuettes puts out. But Ale Smith makes some great, great stuff.

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Jan 10, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I've been meaning to try their offerings

but we live where we live, and they’re always like 3rd or 4th on the list of craft beers I want to drink the moment I’m ordering. Maybe I go bottle hunting today..

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by Axion on Jan 10, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

This

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by John Gennaro on Jan 10, 2012 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

my favorite right now is O'Douls

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by justdave on Jan 10, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

no that stuff tastes like rotten ass

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

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by justdave on Jan 10, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Have you tried Kaliber?

Good stuff.

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by TheThinGwynn on Jan 10, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

is it?

i have yet to try it

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

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by justdave on Jan 10, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

It tastes just like Guinness

…if you’re into that sort of thing.
I’m not a Guinness guy but as far as brews without booze, it’s the best I’ve had.

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by TheThinGwynn on Jan 10, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

i effing love Guinness

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

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by justdave on Jan 10, 2012 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Try it with a shot of Drambuie. Change your life.

"When you find your way. Then you see it disappear."

by padmadfan on Jan 10, 2012 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

It'd change his life, alright.

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by TheThinGwynn on Jan 10, 2012 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Meh

It has nothing on Clausthaler Amber.

by athletics68 on Jan 10, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll have to give that a try.

I just checked out their site.

www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThinGwynn on Jan 10, 2012 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah Barleywine

Now there’s a drunk Youtube video waiting to happen.

by athletics68 on Jan 10, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I'd drink Speedway all game

and wake up in a gutter somewhere

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by John Gennaro on Jan 10, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

and you blame this on the beer?

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Jan 10, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

i have done that

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

"The Red Sox and Yankees are playing as I type but I don't know who's winning because I don't watch Arena League baseball." - the genius TTG

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by justdave on Jan 10, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

who hasn't woken up in a gutter?

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Jan 10, 2012 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

directly from speedway too

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

"The Red Sox and Yankees are playing as I type but I don't know who's winning because I don't watch Arena League baseball." - the genius TTG

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by justdave on Jan 10, 2012 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

other offender

Old Rasputin

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

"The Red Sox and Yankees are playing as I type but I don't know who's winning because I don't watch Arena League baseball." - the genius TTG

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by justdave on Jan 10, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

worst ever

Is when I decided to drink Arrogant at the River when everyone else was drinking CL Smooths……not the best plan in the world.

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Jan 10, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Oooh Arrogant

I’d like to say I remember my first one… but then I’d be lying.

by athletics68 on Jan 10, 2012 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I remember my next one......47 minutes to Lunch!

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Jan 10, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

What are they doing with that wine bar they made at the end of last season?

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by Axion on Jan 10, 2012 10:59 AM PST reply actions  

So is it settled?

Big Macs. Everybody agrees?

by Dex on Jan 10, 2012 11:00 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

Going by this Thread.....

Maybe we should change our names to the “San Diego Hops”

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Jan 10, 2012 11:12 AM PST reply actions  

Waterfront has a good burger. not a burger spot as much as it is a bar that serves a good burger. yeah…

by soulSD on Jan 10, 2012 11:15 AM PST via Android app reply actions  

Cameron Maybin

"The Internet?! Is that thing still around?"

by Jsn L on Jan 10, 2012 11:17 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

I haven't lived here since '02...

But my faves have always been the double-double at In-N-Out or Rocky’s. If I had to pick one, I go Rocky’s just because having an ice cold beer with a burger is awesome.

by Drama on Jan 10, 2012 11:26 AM PST via iPhone app reply actions  

dude

we didn’t get to snuggle when you were here.

double u tee eff

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by justdave on Jan 10, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

here til Sunday

I haven’t even touched jodes yet. :)

by Drama on Jan 10, 2012 11:40 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

oh this changes everything

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

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by justdave on Jan 10, 2012 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

or does it?

He’s being all coy and shit.

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by Axion on Jan 10, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

that would just be redundant.

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by Axion on Jan 10, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

ಠ_ಠ

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by Axion on Jan 10, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Tacos el Gordo. Mexican Fiesta.

Legit ungringo mexican food.

by soulSD on Jan 10, 2012 11:34 AM PST via Android app reply actions  

Growing up in PL I have to go with Hodads for a burger

For Mexican, got to go to Hodad’s neighboor, Nicos. Best breakfast burritos and best carnitas. I swear I could eat carnitas from Nicos everyday.

As for beer, they should have plain old Budweiser at more stands. I remember one game I had to search high and low for a regular Budweiser, I was sitting out in left field.

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by mrbarneydangles on Jan 10, 2012 12:09 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

My choices

Burger = Hodad’s

Margarita = Old Town Mexican Cafe

Pizza = Fat Boyz in Mission Beach

Craft Beer = Karl Strauss

Tacos = Cotijas in Lemon Grove

BBQ = Still haven’t had good BBQ in San Diego……..and it’s definitely NOT Kansas City BBQ down by Seaport Village.

by RoyalsFan on Jan 10, 2012 12:13 PM PST reply actions  

I think the only good Karl is Pintail, too.

The rest are meh. May as well drink a Sam Adams.

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by Axion on Jan 10, 2012 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Karl has been upping their game on the special releases lately.

The 22nd Anniversary was great, and Two Tortugas is pretty good.

by Darklighter on Jan 10, 2012 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm totes open to this.

Impress me, Karl. Dare you.

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by Axion on Jan 10, 2012 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

bulls bbq next to brick by brick off morena

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by justdave on Jan 10, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Another burger

Charley’s in Lemon Grove is killer.

by RoyalsFan on Jan 10, 2012 12:25 PM PST reply actions  

pretty good, been there a few times

what about Johnny B’s?

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Jan 10, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Johnny B's in La Mesa

I used to go there all the time. Became good friends with Johnny. His Sunday special (salad/bread/steak/fries/beans/drink) for about $8 is the best deal in the city. Great place to watch NFL on Sunday. Agree about great burgers there.

by RoyalsFan on Jan 10, 2012 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Indeed, Avacado hasn't been treated properly...

It needs to be dumped on the “Avacado Highway” to be run over by rush hour traffic.

by athletics68 on Jan 10, 2012 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

This would only make miles and miles of street Guacamole...

You haven’t thought this through.

"When you find your way. Then you see it disappear."

by padmadfan on Jan 10, 2012 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Guacamole

The asphalt for a new century

by athletics68 on Jan 10, 2012 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

reminds me of an SEO consultant showing me his portfolio

He was like, “I got this website to rank number 1 for ‘avocado recipes’, ‘growing avocados’, ‘avocado’…” I was like, “what site?” He was like, “Avocado.com”, which is kinda like optimizing water to be wet.

by Dex on Jan 10, 2012 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I pretty much eat anything with hamburger meat and a bun, so...

I have no preference. If they gave away free burgers, those would be my favorite.

Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.

by Friar Fever on Jan 10, 2012 12:41 PM PST reply actions  

Ballpark Food Idea

Grunion Run Dogs. Recreate the SoCal grunion run tradition. Charge people to put on blindfolds and chase hot dogs through the sand in the beacher seats. Like put the hot dogs on little strings that the kids pull and you can eat whatever you can catch in a 30 second window.

by Dex on Jan 10, 2012 12:59 PM PST reply actions  

Yes, blindfold people and make them feel for hot dogs. We will all make new friends.

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by Axion on Jan 10, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions   3 recs

Crazy/ee Burger

Not saying it’s the best necessarily but they have some pretty unique/delicious options

by jeph on Jan 10, 2012 1:02 PM PST reply actions  

Antelope Burger is incredible

Though Kangaroo and Wild Board are damn fine as well.

by athletics68 on Jan 10, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

You don't like avocado but you like mountain lion and armadillo.

It’s all coming into focus.

"When you find your way. Then you see it disappear."

by padmadfan on Jan 10, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Food Idea

I still want them to institute the 100 hot dog club. Eat a hundred hot dogs over the course of a season and get a pin.

by Dex on Jan 10, 2012 1:11 PM PST reply actions  

doesn't seem like that hard to do.

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Jan 10, 2012 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

That's what I'm saying

I’d wear that pin with pride, though there’s no way I could get it in a season.

by Dex on Jan 10, 2012 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Over 1 per game

Imagine a 12 game homestand. It’d make me hate the taste real fast.

Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.

by Friar Fever on Jan 10, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

You'd definitely have to mix up the condiments.

"second base is the bizness." -jbox

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by Wonko on Jan 10, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Condom Mints...

they’re chewy.

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by Jsn L on Jan 10, 2012 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

and a pacemaker

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by justdave on Jan 10, 2012 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

pin… or pain?

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by Axion on Jan 10, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Another food idea

Posted on Twitter: Cartons of milk after a loss. Like the Padres lose and you buy a carton of milk on the way out so you can drink it and complain about how hot it is outside and how milk was a bad choice.

by Dex on Jan 10, 2012 1:14 PM PST reply actions   2 recs

Pour it on the ground

Walk out of the ballpark tear-free.

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by Axion on Jan 10, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

chocolate milk

so we can can all have chocolate milk farts by the 5th inning

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

by Hormel on Jan 10, 2012 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Exit coupons for adameve.com

So that we may venture forth and fornicate ourselves.

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by Axion on Jan 10, 2012 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh.

I would actually be all for that.

by jodes0405 on Jan 10, 2012 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

It's hard to get excited about adding food to Petco based on local favorites

When whatever they put in is just going to be a marked up version of that food. Just feels like getting ripped off. I like it when I go to other parks and get local stuff since I may not have time to make it out to wherever those local spots are. Convenience cost. So should I think of this like I’m a San Diego tourist?

Then again, it’s probably worth noting that I rarely feel the need to buy food at the ballpark.

/Debbie Downer’d

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by Wonko on Jan 10, 2012 1:40 PM PST reply actions  

I wonder if this was useful to Mentor at all.

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by Axion on Jan 10, 2012 2:11 PM PST reply actions  

a big fat gross

carne asada burrito from any corner taco shop except Robertos
also, Karina’s Taco Shop in Leucadia makes good shrimp tacos/burritos and chicken tacos
Ceviche….I want ceviche – maybe mex style in a cup with red liquid
Chicks Natural rotisserie chicken

finally..maybe a weed shop with some delicious snack items

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by Hormel on Jan 10, 2012 2:22 PM PST reply actions  

It's not Juanberto's?

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by Jsn L on Jan 10, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

or Rolondos

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by Hormel on Jan 10, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Gilbertos

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by Jsn L on Jan 10, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

flavorless

there are so many better places in SD for carne asada

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by Hormel on Jan 10, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Turkey Leg

anybody use to get those at the Q? I was always down for 1 a year. Every year I would think about how good it would be to walk around eating a giant smoked turkey leg. Then I would get one, take 4 bites, realize it was not as great as I thought, and spend the 4-8th inning trying to get the cardboard like turkey meat out between my teeth.

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by Ron Mexico on Jan 10, 2012 2:43 PM PST reply actions  

no, just smoked

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by Ron Mexico on Jan 10, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

As far as Hot Dogs go

My biggest complaint about them, is that the variety of hot dogs is not consistent in the park. You have your cheap ones, then you have the Friar Dog, and then you have the speciality dogs, plus the different sausages.

But I always forget what dogs I can get where, and some dogs I have to half way around the stadium to get. Which sucks since it takes forever to get to my seats from the plaza level.

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by Ron Mexico on Jan 10, 2012 2:46 PM PST reply actions  

July dollar days.

Dollar hot dogs and sodas. Oh man.

by jodes0405 on Jan 10, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually liked the 5 for 5 deal.

get two of those for the kids and they were set for the game, Mom & Dad drank the sodas

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by Ron Mexico on Jan 10, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

The sonoran dog is really good and could become a signature item

It just needs to be renamed. Sounds like arizona dbags food.

by kevintheoman on Jan 10, 2012 4:31 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

It sounds like Arizona food because it is.

And it can’t be a signature food if they don’t start cooking the bacon properly. Too chewy right now.

by Darklighter on Jan 10, 2012 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Love Sonoran Hot Dogs

a benefit of living in arizona, can get a good one anytime

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by Nater Tater on Jan 10, 2012 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

justdave is so into this discussion...

That the number of times his signature has appeared has managed to land this post on the SI Yankees Blog page. That’s called SEO.

by Dex on Jan 10, 2012 5:11 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

this is so awesome on so many levels.

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by Ron Mexico on Jan 10, 2012 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, first blog

Some poor old Yankee fan from Staten Island is so confused……….that a city like San Diego exists.

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by Ron Mexico on Jan 10, 2012 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

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by Wonko on Jan 10, 2012 5:24 PM PST up reply actions   3 recs

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by justdave on Jan 11, 2012 7:38 AM PST up reply actions  

ASSIST IS MINE

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by TheThinGwynn on Jan 11, 2012 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Top 5 Burgers (to someone late to the party)

1. Hodad’s
2. Slaters 50/50
3. Burger Lounge
4. In N Out
5. Rockys

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by TheAxManCometh on Jan 10, 2012 5:19 PM PST reply actions  

Nor is In-N-Out.

Which leaves Hodad’s (YUM), Burger Lounge (overpriced), and Rocky’s (ain’t gonna happen).

by Darklighter on Jan 10, 2012 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

SD food brand or not

In-N-Out is simply awesome. Rocky’s would be great too, but that won’t happen. Sadly never been to 50/50 or Burger Lounge.

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by Jonathan Holmes on Jan 11, 2012 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Why wouldn't Rocky's happen?

People keep saying that. I could see it happening before In-N-Out.

by Dex on Jan 11, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Because there's nothing to them

Literally

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by TheAxManCometh on Jan 11, 2012 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

50/50 is okay, not great

The idea is of mixing 50% ground beef and 50% ground bacon sounds better than it is.

by jbox on Jan 11, 2012 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

triple blend for burgers.....

I’ve said too much already

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by Ron Mexico on Jan 11, 2012 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Does it have to ONLY be in San Diego?

I would still put Slaters against anything Rocky’s has, and it isn’t even a contest.

Re: Burger Lounge, they do have the BEST TURKEY BURGER I’ve ever had in my life. Don’t know if that counts

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by TheAxManCometh on Jan 11, 2012 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Pizza Port deserves some love with respect to pizzas

Plus, you beer lovers (and cider lovers if you’re a beer-hating liquor lover like me) should enjoy its ample stock of adult beverages. :-)

Plus, their wings kick all kinds of ass!

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by sdchicken on Jan 10, 2012 10:56 PM PST reply actions  

Prefer their wings

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by TheAxManCometh on Jan 11, 2012 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

That was my best lunch memory

$3.74 for a piece of pizza, hot dog, and a soda.

TBD

by IputtheYinTony on Jan 11, 2012 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Best burger

My favorite burger is the county is Nessy Burger, the small stand next to the 15 on the 76. But like all good burgers they’re fresh and made to order which will never work at the ball park.

by SwastedDotCom on Jan 11, 2012 7:44 AM PST reply actions  

At baseball games in Japan...

you can bring your own beer into the game. If you run out of beer or didn’t bring yours, there are young ladies walking around with keg’s strapped to their backs. What they need at PetCo is a dude rolling around with a hibatchi grilling up burgers to order…he’d need a vegi and condiment buddy too.

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by Jsn L on Jan 11, 2012 8:03 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Of course Japan

that is like a whole different country though.

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by Ron Mexico on Jan 11, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I want cute girls bowing before me

with a beer in their hand at every game

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by Hormel on Jan 11, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Driven past this place hundreds of times

Never stopped. Must correct.

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by Axion on Jan 11, 2012 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't know...

This review and, more importantly, the pictures that accompany it, make it seem pretty unappetizing. I mean, look at that cheese! It’s not even melted!

by Darklighter on Jan 11, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I've gotta try it once

but the odds of me going “I’m hungry, let’s drive out to nowhere” are still super slim.

BTW… Speedway… f*ck. If it’s at the ballpark, it’ll have to be in 8 oz. cups.

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by Axion on Jan 11, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. You do not serve pints of Speedway.

Though I’m told once upon a time Live Wire served pitchers of it.

by Darklighter on Jan 11, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I drank a whole bottle on Saturday

it was my 6th beer of the night.

Sunday sucked.

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by Ron Mexico on Jan 11, 2012 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

unmelted cheese...

Means it wasn’t under a heat lamp. At least that’s how it was when I worked concessions at the zoo. Fresh off the grill and melted cheese were two different things.

by Dex on Jan 11, 2012 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Cheese should be applied while the burger is still cooking so it melts.

A cold, unmelted slice of American cheese has no business going in anybody’s mouth.

by Darklighter on Jan 11, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

He's banned.

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by TheThinGwynn on Jan 11, 2012 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

In-N-Out Burgers.

That would be awesome.

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by Jonathan Holmes on Jan 11, 2012 10:13 AM PST reply actions  

The Jimmy

Jimmy’s Famous American Tavern has the best local burger…The Jimmy.

Also, for the heck of it:

Margarita—don’t know, don’t care
Pizza—Woodstock in PB and in SDSU area. Also, there’s a hip place somewhere in North Park that throws an egg on their pizza
Craft Beer—I love me some Woody
Guacamole—Haven’t been to a guacamole store lately
Tacos—I’m gonna say burritos here and argue for Ortiz’s in OB
BBQ—Phil’s Phil’s Phil’s

by Bburd1717 on Jan 11, 2012 2:13 PM PST reply actions  

Issues

Margarita = Old Town Mexican Cafe/El Agave
Pizza = Bronx Pizza, don’t even go there
Tacos = El Indio – I like the pureness
BBQ = 1) Famous Daves, 2) Phils, 3) Bubbas

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by TheAxManCometh on Jan 11, 2012 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

A lot of the Mexican places don't use authentic cheese.

Hell, El Ranchito puts American on their quesadillas… pretty sure El Indio isn’t legit either.

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by StrangeBroP25 on Jan 11, 2012 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

El Indio sucks

Nicos in OB is my favorite.

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by mrbarneydangles on Jan 11, 2012 11:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Lucha Libre 2 years ago was a damn good place for tacos

It’s still good now, but in a diminished capacity.

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by sdchicken on Jan 12, 2012 1:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Where's Lucha Libre?

I’ve never heard of it.

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by mrbarneydangles on Jan 12, 2012 7:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Washington & San Diego I think

It’s right off of the 5 & Washington.

I guess my problem is that I’ve never liked tacos, I’m a burrito guy through and through. Lucha has some just ridiculous burritos but its’ not my favorite. That honor goes to El Cotixan’s fajita burrito

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by TheAxManCometh on Jan 12, 2012 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Washington and India technically

right across the intersection from Gelato Vero.

I like the food at Lucha Libre although I can’t get their signature items (vegetarian) but the real draw is the general style of the place and calling in to reserve the Champions Table. It’s the perfect f-u to everyone waiting in line.

by abara on Jan 12, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I like Nicos

I used to work right by the one in Sorrento Valley.

by jbox on Jan 12, 2012 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Tons of legit places use velveeta

The best cheese steaks use cheese from a can. What kind of cheese do you want them to use?

by Dex on Jan 12, 2012 8:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Oaxaca cheese

If you’ve never had queso oaxaca, then you haven’t lived life. It takes the best qualities of cheese and butter and puts them in one amazing package.

Whenever I’d make street tacos for friends, I’d use queso oaxaca.

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by sdchicken on Jan 12, 2012 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Seven trades this offseason, some of them massive

and the thread about food is bigger than all the trade discussions put together

by abara on Jan 11, 2012 4:00 PM PST reply actions  

And nothing better to do than debate the intricacies of the meat patty and what it shares a bun with

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by Friar Fever on Jan 11, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey

I’ve eaten food almost every day of my life. I’m qualified, okay?

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by Axion on Jan 11, 2012 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

What if I've never missed a day of food?

Am I more qualified than you? Please say yes. There’s gotta be one thing I’m better at than you.

Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.

by Friar Fever on Jan 11, 2012 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

hmmm

Well does one of you get out to more places and eat a wider variety of foods? Does one of you specialize in a certain type of food? I mean food is such a broad topic that each of you could be more qualified depending on the scope of the study. If its avocado’s or alcohol, sadly FF, It would make you less qualified.

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by Nater Tater on Jan 11, 2012 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Qualifications are: 1-Do you like food? 2-Are you a fatass?

If the answers to the above are both yes, then you are clear to proceed.

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by sdchicken on Jan 12, 2012 1:44 AM PST up reply actions  

can number 2 really happen without number 1?

i mean im sure there might be that rare exception or maybe you became such a fatass that food now repulses you….anyways..I am clear to proceed!

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