Ducksnorts is done
Once upon a time, when jbox and I were first considering starting a Padres blog, we took a look around at all the Padres blogs that were around in 2005 and there were three. Two of them hadn't been updated in over a year and there was Ducksnorts.
The conversation we then had was this:
"I don't think we know as much about baseball as Ducksnorts."
"Yeah, we'll just have to talk about the Padres from our own perspective."
"That's a real messed up perspective."
"Who cares? It's a Blogspot blog. Nobody will read it anyway."
And Geoff at Ducksnorts, being on it as well as he is, welcomed our new little blog that spoke very randomly about my wife's cousin happening to see Khalil Greene in a restaurant. That was the extent of the analysis. Khalil Greene eats at restaurants.
So we did that for a while.
And not long after we verified that we had about eleven daily readers (a number which remains consistent today), SB Nation contacted us and asked if we'd like to be a member of the network. At the time, there were only a handful of blogs on the network. Athletics Nation, McCovey Chronicles, Bleed Cubbie Blue... Maybe a few others. Not more than ten.
Our first call, after talking to Blez, was to call Ducksnorts. How legit could this network of bloggers be if they're asking us to join the network before asking Ducksnorts? And sure enough, after talking to Geoff, we found that they had actually contacted him first and that we were seconds. Later we found out that they had contacted at least one other blogger who started same time as us.
And ever since then, Ducksnorts and Gaslamp Ball lived a happy existence. We knew we weren't ever going to do as much heavy analysis, or maybe be as good of writers, or even possibly pay attention to the games as well as Ducksnorts, but that was OK. Because people who wanted Ducksnorts had Ducksnorts and the other eleven people had us.
JBox and I got to hang out with Geoff a few times over the last five or six years and having read each others blogs in that time (I only assume Geoff read us), hanging out was always great because it was like just hanging out with somebody you knew from high school who grew up and changed, but never changed so much that you couldn't count on talking baseball and Padres and perhaps HTML programming, depending.
And then other blogs came and went and other blogs came and stayed. (boo cake)
And now Ducksnorts has come to the end of its run in the same year that REM and the White Stripes called it quits. And Gaslamp Ball still hasn't been around as long as Ducksnorts was around for when we first started our blog. And yet we are old. Old and trying to be young, like an obscure blogging version of Blink-182, which made their kinda awkward comeback this year also.
Next season will be weird without Ducksnorts. Our eleven regulars might not notice, but I don't know what the rest of you are gonna do. Good luck with that and thanks for everything, Geoff.
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I still need an adult.
Hmm. I wonder how old that daughter is now.
Fire Bud Black.
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 30, 2011 9:19 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
One of the top five greatest laughs I've ever had anywhere was that thread that night.
"Way to be all matchy, f________." - TTG's Awesome Friend
by Winfield's Ghost on Sep 30, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Many thanks to Geoff.
Sad to see him go. Nobody did a better job of objectively analyzing the Padres than he did. He always brought the best technical analyses of the team, and he always made it interesting by looking at things from a unique perspective, or trying to analyze the same data in two, or three, or four different ways. His perspective will be missed.
My mustachioed sperm donor is dead to me and I’m dead to the dumpster he sprayed his gravy in. - TTG
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 30, 2011 9:20 AM PDT reply actions
One manly tear shall be shed for the Great Geoff of Ducksnorts: :'-(
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The King is dead. Long live the King!
Whereas it has pleased Almighty WG to call to His Mercy our late Sovereign Lord King Blog Ducksnorts the First of Blessed and Glorious memory, by whose Decease the Crown is solely and rightfully come to the High and Mighty Prince Gaslamp Ball:
WE, therefore, the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of this Realm, being here assisted with these His late Majesty’s Privy Council, with representatives of other Members of the Commonwealth, with other Principal Gentlemen of Quality, with the Lord Mayor, Aldermen, and Citizens of San Diego and the rest of the World, do now hereby with one voice and Consent of Tongue and Heart publish and proclaim that the High and Mighty Prince Gaslamp Ball is now, by the death of our late Sovereign of happy memory, become King of the Padres Blogs Gaslamp Ball, by the Grace of WG King of this Internet Realm and of all Their other Realms and Territories, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Friars, to whom Their lieges do acknowledge all Faith and constant Obedience with hearty and humble Affection, beseeching WG by whom Kings and Queens do reign, to bless the Royal Prince Gaslamp Ball with long and happy Years to reign over us.
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Really enjoyed Ducksnorts
The Annuals he put out were great resources, and made me a better fan. The Padres Blogosphere will be collectively dumber without Geoff. Good luck!
by soulSD on Sep 30, 2011 11:45 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I will really miss Ducksnorts.
Ducksnorts and GLB were the yin and yang of Padres blogs. This is the capper on a truly bad season.
This was well written.
Towers. Hoffman. Vasgersian. Adrian. Ducksnorts.
Greatly indebted to Ducksnorts
T’will be greatly missed.
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although it broke our hearts it did not break our will the herd
I am really bummed that Geoff is ending Ducksnorts
I mean, I totally get why he is doing it. All that in-depth analysis he does has to take a ton of time to do well. But I always kind of thought of Geoff as the really, really smart acquaintance who can tell me a bunch of stuff that I either didn’t know or am not bright enough to figure out myself. This may be a stretch, because Gaslamp Ball, which I love dearly, is sort of like People Magazine to Ducksnort’s The Economist (but come on, who doesn’t LOVE People Magazine?) but I’m sort of hoping that maybe Geoff will be inspired to post some gems to GLB from time to time and class us up a little bit. Not that we need class. I kind of like us a little downtown gauche. How many other places can you love a baseball team while also making cracks about various profane bodily functions?
I will miss you, Geoff. You have shared your insights about the Padres all these years and never once told a dick or fart joke. Awesome.
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