Anthony Rizzo Name Game

What can we call this behemoth of the West? Savior was taken by Chase Headley so thats gone. My favorite so far is "Big Ant". Another I thought of was "Saint Anthony". Oh well, whatcha got?

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I'd just call him "Sir".

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by TheThinGwynn on Jun 9, 2011 11:02 AM PDT reply actions

Budbot will call him

Rizzy

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

by Hormel on Jun 9, 2011 11:20 AM PDT reply actions

tony rizzo

It meshes well with the greats…Tony Gwynn and Tony Hoffman.

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by Mad_Villain on Jun 9, 2011 11:25 AM PDT via mobile reply actions

i thought it was dustin hoffman

/enberg’d

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by Nater Tater on Jun 9, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm going to wait until I see him in action to decide on a nickname

But I like “Saint Anthony” But it doesn’t roll very smoothly off the tounge

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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 9, 2011 11:34 AM PDT reply actions

I like St. Anthony as well.

The National League West title was all but a lock,
Then they lost 10 in a row, ‘twas like a punch in the jock!

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by Wonko on Jun 9, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions

I think we should just start referring to everyone who has been called up from the minors after Headley as a saint.

Saint Luke
Saint Mat
Saint Christopher
Saint Aaron
Saint Cory
Saint Ernesto

And the newly canonized:
Saint Anthony

The National League West title was all but a lock,
Then they lost 10 in a row, ‘twas like a punch in the jock!

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Jun 9, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

we truly are the friars!

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by Nater Tater on Jun 9, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Rizzo Fo'Shizzo

The kids still talk like that right?

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by Padres_Hobo on Jun 9, 2011 11:54 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Tony the Tiger? Tony the Rizzo? T-Rizzo? T-R-Longball? Lefty? Mr. Mash?

by wegotballsley on Jun 9, 2011 12:40 PM PDT reply actions

The Rat.

by Darklighter on Jun 9, 2011 12:59 PM PDT reply actions

Just what I was thinking

Or perhaps “Ratzo”

What I need is an electric monk

by Boilermaker19 on Jun 9, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Adrian Rizzo

Oh internet, what a wicked web you weave.

by Mad_Villain on Jun 9, 2011 1:05 PM PDT via mobile reply actions

We'll have to wait until he plays before the proper nickname pops up naturally.

Like the base runner rounding third ahead of a home run who tripped over the bag, landed on his chin and knocked himself out. The Home run hitter had to pick him up, carry him to the plate, put him down on it, then tag the plate himself to get credit for the homer. Afterward, the baserunner was known as “glass jaw”.

by wegotballsley on Jun 9, 2011 2:06 PM PDT reply actions