ARM THE GLB LASER FOR JENNAY!
Guys (and girls, I see you), what are we doing? Okay, the Padres roster is rolling over faster than Ray Kroc in his grave, but Padres baseball is about so much more. It's about the people affiliated with Padres baseball. Your Tom "The Mentor" Garfinkels, your Darren "Beacon of Truth and Light" Smiths, your Mark "Mudcat" Grants, your Bob "It's a website, not an email address" Scanlans, your....
JENNY CAVNARS!
Jenny Cavnar is in this stupid vote of the hottest news chicks in San Diego. We should totes arm the Gaslamp Ball Laser and focus our might to make her win. We simply must.
Right now our Jenny is up against Alexis DelChiaro, and if she wins, matches up against Other Gaslamp Ball Favorite Chrissy Russo in the semi-finals. This would surely be news anchor smackdown of proportions so great, I shudder to call them epic, and the in-fighting that will surely occur could tear Gaslamp Ball itself asunder. The problem is that Jenny and Chrissy are currently LOSING. WE MUST CHANGE THIS.
UPDATE [12:06 AM 06/22/11 by Axion]
Chrissy has taken the lead in her bracket with 50.84%.
Jenny is still losing with 46.66%.
This FanPost was written by a member of the Gaslamp Ball community and does not necessarily reflect the views of the Gaslamp Ball managers or SB Nation.
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Hmm....watch the game or vote the whole game?
Jenny needs my support.
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
They’re roughly the same so far.
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
The guy running it is some d-bag with a Boston hat on
Meh. /voted for them anyways
Denorfia sucks.
Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser. -- Vince Lombardi
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 22, 2011 12:07 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
this is a struggle to be honest
i worked with Alexis in Yuma, and having seen her in person…DAMN! But..Padres Jenny Wins out in my heart
Scowling at Padres Losses since 1981
Jenny will always be my favorite
but this contest is stupid, demeaning, and apparently presided over by a human colostomy bag
by abara on Jun 22, 2011 4:10 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Oh I am certain that next week
they will turn the tables and have a “Hottest News Bros” contest as well.
Right?
Right???
contest is stupid, demeaning, and apparently presided over by a human colostomy bag
It sure is! Our participation is in no way an endorsement of anything but Jenny and/or Chrissy.
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
Who knew KUSI had such an effective email chain gang?
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
I run this town

Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
by Friar Fever on Jun 22, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Sadly, Jenny lost her round, but Chrissy advanced and is leading in the finals.
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

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