We're tasked with writing secrets about Petco Park once a week. At first we thought it would be easy and right up our alley. The problem is that this is the kind of stuff that we write about anyway so we've either already written about all the secrets we know or we may consider the things we know as trivia rather than a "secret" per se.
I've been asking everyone I know to tip me off on some secrets, but have only received a few suggestions. I'll keep those to myself right now in case I really run low on ideas and decide to use them. With all of that said, here's a secret for you.
Did you know that just behind and below the home plate seats there is a room filled with candy? 'Tis true.
I don't really know what else to say about this particular secret, so I'm going to make up a verse based on the tune Big Rock Candy Mountain.
If you're in the Sony Club Premiere Seats
You'll never want to leave
You can eat candy 'til it makes sick,
then wipe it on your sleeve.
You can watch the game in comfort
and servers never ask for a dime.
So kick up your feet
they'll stuff you with sweets
In the Sony Club Premiere Seats