Yes, I'm being serious here.
All we need is say 30 or 40 people to send to send dex or jbox a buck a piece. Then they can pick up one of those Walmart jerseys, probably two, and send it to the Channel 4 offices with a card simply signed ... "All the best, your friends from Gaslamp Ball"
How do we make this happen? Which one of you is the community organizer around here?