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Setting the record straight

On Thursday, I frustrated many people on the Opening Day game thread (if you don't know what i'm talking about, this link should help you). I'm here to set the record straight...

 

 

I was totally messing with you guys!!! (LATE) APRIL FOOLS!!!

I'm not that dense, I thought I'd have fun and jerk with a few people's chains, Jodes0405 and Wonko in particular. I read the comments and I was vaguely familiar with the show in question (Heard of it, but never honestly took the time to sit down and watch an episode or two). In reality, "The Detective" is really a smart, 20 year-old student from Southwestern College looking to transfer to San Diego St. or CSU Chico, aspiring to have a Bachelor's Degree in Journalism and currently working toward an A.A. Degree in Liberal Arts with a Focus on Social Sciences, who does have his blond moments: case in point - I really have never seen Major League (until a few months ago, and it is friggin' hilarious), Field of Dreams, or The Bad News Bears (the Walter Matheau version), and up until now, I honest to God didn't know what the term "dickwaver" meant.

I know Google and Urban Dictionary will help me in 99.99999999999% of any and all questions, but sometimes, its fun to play the Barney Fife/Officer Barbrady caricature who's so clueless as to the situation around them.

This FanPost was written by a member of the Gaslamp Ball community and does not necessarily reflect the views of the Gaslamp Ball managers or SB Nation.

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