Navigation: Jump to content areas:


Pro Quality. Fan Perspective.
Login-facebook
Around SBN: Trent Richardson Interviews Fellow Brown Brandon Weeden

Padres force extra innings then let Reds score a billion runs

Jon and I went to last night's game.  It was our 4th game of the Padres first home stand.  There were moments of pure ecstasy where we thought we were about to witness the first walk off win of the 2011 season. On the flip side of the coin, there were brutal moments where we were eating really gross $13 steak sandwiches while the Padres struck out with the bases loaded and the Reds dropped 6 runs on us in the 11th inning. 

  • At the start of the game it didn't look as if Clayton Richard would last long.  His first pitches were all lined hard into the outfield.  Fortunately the Padres were able to escape from trouble only allowing one run.  After that Richard settled in.  The game was afoot.
  • Have you noticed that Padres pitchers are having a tough time throwing the ball to bases.  On Sunday Aaron Harang, with plenty of time, lobbed a ball about 10 feet over the head of Chase Headley.  If you remember Richard had a butt load of trouble at the end of last season throwing to the bags as well.  He almost threw another ball away again last night. Tom Krasovic goes into more detail about his yips on his blog.
  • I think the most exciting moment of the game for me was when Alberto Gonzalez hit a triple and then tried to take home on a throwing error.  We were seated on the third base side and I was swinging my arm and screaming "RUN YOU S.O.B. RUUUN!" Then he was thrown out by about 30 feet.  I shouldn't be a third base coach.
  • The most shocking moment of the game came when the Reds decided to intentionally walk Ryan Ludwick with runners on base.  Has anybody in the history of baseball ever been intentionally walked when they are batting .097?  Dusty Baker is crazy.
  • Sure it's early, but I was thinking today about my gut feeling about Brad Hawpe when the Padres signed him earlier this year.  Hoyer really doesn't want to rush Anthony Rizzo through the system, but as a counterpoint I don't want to watch Brad Hawpe hit.
  • As I said, the game had moments where you thought the Padres might prevail because Cameron Maybin, Nick Hundley, Orlando Hudson and Alberto Gonzalez all had big hits, but the team made enough mistakes where none of that mattered.
  • We met Pad Squad Erin for the 4th time last night.  It was like the first time for her because she didn't remember us.
  • We also ran into fellow Padres Blogger Kaybee from Unfinished Business.  After the game she told us that she was fired up to write about "Cory" and she was going to "let him have it".  We were like "Do it!  Corey Brock deserves it."
  • We tried the steak sandwich at the Food Network cart, behind Section 121, that came highly recommended by Gaslamp Ball's own matthewverygood.

    "The Food Network steak sandwich is amazing" - matthewverygood

    "13 bones but worth it." - matthewverygood

    Jon and I both agreed it was kinda disgusting.  In fact I made the bold claim that I'd pay someone $13 if they would have stopped me from eating it.  I was going to get a picture of the sandwich but Friarhood Steve distracted me with his tales of blogging and I forgot.  Let me paint you a picture with words instead.  The sandwich is fried steak on a roll with a quart of blue cheese dressing poured on top of it.  Just thinking about it now I had to take a few deep relaxing breaths so that I wouldn't gag.  I tweeted matthewverygood that his sandwich didn't live up to the hype.  His response:

@gaslampball I only said it was good. If anybody put it on a pedestal, it was you!less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply

 

Yeah WE were the ones that put it on a pedestal matthewverygood, it was us.

Here's what Petco Park looks like after 11 innings of baseball and the home team is down by 6.

Picture_008_medium

 

Tough one tonight back on the grind tomorrow peace and hair grease SD...less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply


Final - 4.12.2011 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 R H E
Cincinnati Reds 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 6 8 10 0
San Diego Padres 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 2 6 1
WP: Logan Ondrusek (2 - 0)
LP: Cory Luebke (0 - 1)

Complete Coverage >


Star-divide

Roll Call: 5fingerGreenehandpunch, sdchicken, TheThinGwynn, Ketchup, scout1222, matthewverygood, Drama, Jonathan Holmes, PullenHoseFriar, field39, tonoxtono, iheartyourfart, Natrone Bomb, Derek Snyder, partmanpartmonkey, abara, Axion, Dubsco, bot, Rich Garcia's defective eyes, EnglishChris, MrDanielX, exiled_charger, jodes0405, mrbarneydangles, Hormel, isaic16, floop, padmadfan, I8EtoDunbar, Back2SD2006, Jordan_Ming, SDfaithful, FriarFaithful4Life, padres4life, MALL~DOUGH, athletics68, Aussie fan, Darklighter
Total Users: 39
Total Posts: 1042

Comment 181 comments  |  4 recs  | 

Do you like this story?

Comments

Display:

Orlando Hudson?

Don’t you mean A-Gon?

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Apr 13, 2011 9:43 AM PDT reply actions  

He'll just blame it on the sandwich

Impaired his vision because it was that bad.

Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.

by Friar Fever on Apr 13, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly

I’d have trouble picking half these guys out of a line up.

by jbox on Apr 13, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fair dues

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Apr 13, 2011 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

I feel like I need to study the Blueprint on a daily basis to get them all straight in my mind.

by scout1222 on Apr 13, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

You mean everyone doesn't do that already?

Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.

by Friar Fever on Apr 13, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe that's my problem.

And no offense Padres, but this team isn’t as good lookin’ as last year’s team, so it’s a little more difficult to get motivated to do it.

by scout1222 on Apr 13, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

But look at that face!

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Apr 13, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Such a nice smile

Swoon

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
http://www.marchforbabies.org/JordanMing

by Jordan_Ming on Apr 13, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Premature celebration?

"Way to be all matchy, f________." - TTG's Awesome Friend

by Winfield's Ghost on Apr 13, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

All day

everyday

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
http://www.marchforbabies.org/JordanMing

by Jordan_Ming on Apr 13, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

That man

is one of the few who bring the average appearance score up. I love him!

by scout1222 on Apr 13, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I too was at the game, despite being a school night and driving from Riverside

I’m thinking about burning my new jersey, I’m 0-2 with it…but I paid $90!!!

"Speak softly and wear a loud shirt" - Kimo's Rules

by greekpadre on Apr 13, 2011 9:50 AM PDT reply actions  

It's not the jersey

It’s the sandwich

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Apr 13, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

i didn't have the sandwich though...

"Speak softly and wear a loud shirt" - Kimo's Rules

by greekpadre on Apr 13, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

The smell of blue cheese with the Buddy senses

“Let’s see…who should bat here?” (sniff) “Denorfia, grab a bat.”

Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.

by Friar Fever on Apr 13, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

*messes with

Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.

by Friar Fever on Apr 13, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I actually LOLed when I saw they intentionally walked Ludwick. Really?

$13 for a sandwich seems crazy even for a baseball stadium. Is it a really big sandwich?

by scout1222 on Apr 13, 2011 9:51 AM PDT reply actions  

We are all yelling

“RUN YOU S.O.B. RUN!”

but he didn’t do that at the moment we told him to. His execution was off, that’s on him.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Apr 13, 2011 9:53 AM PDT reply actions  

I thought he stumbled, then hesitated

Then ate a sandwich and ran

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Apr 13, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

And none of us told him to do that

He just had to improvise…

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Apr 13, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

So rec'd

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
http://www.marchforbabies.org/JordanMing

by Jordan_Ming on Apr 13, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Made my day

"Who do you think wiil the replacement for Jerry Jr. Cabarra or Frederson"

by Natrone Means Business on Apr 13, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

nice post jbox

I enjoyed reading it, even though the bile taste in my mouth after the 11th inning is still in my mouth.

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Apr 13, 2011 9:54 AM PDT reply actions  

I stand by my assessment

http://twitter.com/matthewverygood
http://lobsterstuffedwithtacos.tumblr.com

by matthewverygood on Apr 13, 2011 9:57 AM PDT reply actions  

Only good or is it amazing?

I’m confused…

"Way to be all matchy, f________." - TTG's Awesome Friend

by Winfield's Ghost on Apr 13, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

We all are

Is it on a pedestal or is it not on a pedestal?

by jbox on Apr 13, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

To be or not to be?

That is the question

Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.

by Friar Fever on Apr 13, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe you didn't get the pedestal?

Maybe you are supposed to get a little pedestal to eat the sandwich off of?

"Way to be all matchy, f________." - TTG's Awesome Friend

by Winfield's Ghost on Apr 13, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or maybe he was supposed to come down from his pedestal in order to enjoy the sandwich

Be like regular folk

Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.

by Friar Fever on Apr 13, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dex is the one on the pedestal

jbox is the one who doesn’t care about your dreams.

"Way to be all matchy, f________." - TTG's Awesome Friend

by Winfield's Ghost on Apr 13, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

ANSWER THE QUESTION!!! JERK!!!

"Way to be all matchy, f________." - TTG's Awesome Friend

by Winfield's Ghost on Apr 13, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah but

it’s a dangerous .097.

by EvilSammy on Apr 13, 2011 10:10 AM PDT reply actions  

A mean .097

One of those is a solo shot…

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Apr 13, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I need a winsies today

I’m leaving class early just to watch the game! That’s probably bad, but it’s a 3 hour ceramics class. I mean, really. Do I need three hours to add six inches to my coil pot? No.

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
http://www.marchforbabies.org/JordanMing

by Jordan_Ming on Apr 13, 2011 10:26 AM PDT reply actions  

Some girls

could spend all day adding six inches to their coil pot

by unclemoe on Apr 13, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

6 inches in 3 hours

Name your price

"Who do you think wiil the replacement for Jerry Jr. Cabarra or Frederson"

by Natrone Means Business on Apr 13, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

"I'll be your spokesman"

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Apr 13, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

How about Clay Dick as the spokesman?

"Who do you think wiil the replacement for Jerry Jr. Cabarra or Frederson"

by Natrone Means Business on Apr 13, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Someone needs to toss him in a kiln

Solidify his skill set

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Apr 13, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I still like "suckling on b-holes"

Hat tip to TTG

Can’t wait to use that on my buddies when they get butthurt about something

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Apr 13, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still like “suckling on b-holes”

It’s all fun and games till sdchicken gets awkward

Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.

by Friar Fever on Apr 13, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Gaslamp Ball Night

gets potentially better and better.

by scout1222 on Apr 13, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Full of Awkward

The San Diego State University Aztecs~Back to Back Champions of the Mountain West Conference Tournament

by eastbaysd on Apr 13, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just afraid

it won’t be nearly as fun if we can’t punctuate our words with animated GIFs and random images.

by scout1222 on Apr 13, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

You can't do that in real life?

Wow, must suck to be you… :-p

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Apr 13, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just say

you can’t tighten up the graphics on level 3 any more than they already are.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Apr 13, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bad news guys.

Only added 3 inches today. Now no one will be my spokesman!

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
http://www.marchforbabies.org/JordanMing

by Jordan_Ming on Apr 13, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's face it, baseball is a business

and no one in their right mind will pay money to watch Brad Hawpe play. Dude needs to go, at least to the bench.

by recorddigger on Apr 13, 2011 10:44 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm hoping Blanks or Rizzo can force their hand

Of course, Rizzo belongs right up there with Team LOB if his last few games are any indication…

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Apr 13, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Blanks is months away and is starting his season in AA

Rizzo is raking in AAA so he’ll be the one doing the forcing

http://twitter.com/matthewverygood
http://lobsterstuffedwithtacos.tumblr.com

by matthewverygood on Apr 13, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe this team needs a dedicated taunting squad

A group of loud, rowdy fans to yell “Noonan!” right before the bad guys make a pitch, field a play, or try to hit the ball…

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Apr 13, 2011 10:51 AM PDT reply actions  

I swear I'm in that picture you posted.

We were sitting in Section 110 row 17.

I can’t find myself, though.

by Zach (maestro876) on Apr 13, 2011 10:54 AM PDT reply actions  

Yep I'm right there.

On the extreme right of the picture in the foreground there’s an old usher with one of those straw hats and a beard. Look to the left of him and you’ll see two Reds fans, one with a red hat and black jacket, and one with a red jacket and no hat. I’m just to the left of the no-hat guy, wearing the blue hate and black jacket. The guy sitting next to me with the denim jacket and bald spot is my boss.

Woo hoo!

by Zach (maestro876) on Apr 13, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

wearing the blue hate

Me too. They umpiring was turrible!

/MMD

www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThinGwynn on Apr 13, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.

by Friar Fever on Apr 13, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I'm really tired of people bitching about Ryan Ludwick.

Especially after last night. He’s doing everything he possibly can. Hits the ball hard nearly every time. They’re just finding gloves.

by Zach (maestro876) on Apr 13, 2011 10:55 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Hawpe isn't getting unlucky like Ludwick.

Hawpe is striking out 40+% of the time. That’s bad. Compare that to Ryan, who isn’t even striking out 20% of the time, he’s just got a miniscule .080 BABIP.

by Zach (maestro876) on Apr 13, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

.080

how is that possible, isn’t that like .240 points below average?

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Apr 13, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Small sample size

That’s how it’s possible. It’s like flipping a coin 5 times and seeing it come up heads each time. Based on that, it’ll come up heads all day, every day.

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Apr 13, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

because the coin I use has two heads

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Apr 13, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU ARE name is Harvey Dent.

/made jodes’ day

www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThinGwynn on Apr 13, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my gosh, I can't believe I did that. Good catch.

I blame my glasses. I never think clearly when I wear my glasses instead of my contacts.

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Apr 13, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, blame the glasses

Damn things probably got you through college and now they’re just a bother. For shame!

Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.

by Friar Fever on Apr 13, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah Ludwick should be hitting like .250

He’s had 40 PA’s with a babip of .080. If he had a babip around his career average .305 he’d be hitting about .250 with an obp of .400.

I can think of 5 or 6 times when Ludwick’s hit the ball hard for an out.

Ludwick’s just been snake bit. You could see the frustration on his face last night after lining out in the 9th or 10th, whenever it was.

by Antonio Olivares on Apr 13, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like Ludwick

He plays hard and has been getting beaten up via the HBP. He’s going to come through sooner or later…

Hopefully sooner

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Apr 13, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thats a good point. I like Ludwick more than Hawpe

And I think that they will come around soon.

"We fight, we claw, we hang around. We find a way to do it." - Cam Maybin

by MrDanielX on Apr 13, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone who left

must have thought the Padres were going to tie the score and prolong the game. They’d watched a whole 10 innings of Padres barely hitting, what’s another 2 minutes?

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Apr 13, 2011 11:08 AM PDT reply actions  

Interesting

So they were the true fans. Not us.

by jbox on Apr 13, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nay, good sir.

It is they who do not enjoy baseball. Sticking around while the Padres batted wasn’t going to get anyone stuck in traffic.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Apr 13, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

We need a Left Fielder

and a Platoon 1B who can hit the damn ball… Seriously, could blanks possibly hit worse than .138? And Sneaky Pig worse than .094? I know its a small sample size, but our middle of the order is poop… and rally killers. Ludwick has to stop hitting balls hard to the warning track and start swatting line drives into the gaps Hudson and Maybe style.

"We fight, we claw, we hang around. We find a way to do it." - Cam Maybin

by MrDanielX on Apr 13, 2011 11:28 AM PDT reply actions  

Blanks still isn playing as far as i can tell

I hope as soon as he healthy he plays a couple weeks in Tucson, crushes, and is brought up. Not likely. Hell prob need more time.

Anyone have an update on blanks? I thought he was supposed to start DHing in the minors soon but haven’t seen anything.

by SD Jake on Apr 13, 2011 11:43 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Last I heard he's out until the ASG

and then up above someone said he’ll start in San Antonio when he does come back

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
http://www.marchforbabies.org/JordanMing

by Jordan_Ming on Apr 13, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Someone=matthewverygood

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
http://www.marchforbabies.org/JordanMing

by Jordan_Ming on Apr 13, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Be careful

That may not have been intended to be a factual statement.

by scout1222 on Apr 13, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions   3 recs

rec'd!

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
http://www.marchforbabies.org/JordanMing

by Jordan_Ming on Apr 13, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you

You read my mind. I thought Hoyer put together a team that could play at Petco. I think Ludwick will come around if he stops trying to hit the ball out. Hudson is playing like he knows the park and Hawpe…well I’m not giving up on him yet, but my patience is not endless. I promise not to jump off the band wagon ever, but that game first made me mad then very very sad.

by sdval-inaz on Apr 13, 2011 11:41 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

I think it's a good Petco team: Fast and defense-oriented

They just need to stop giving away outs like Herpes, whether by making errors on the field or getting caught stealing.

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Apr 13, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

True... I feel like we have been running outself into too many outs.

I like the aggressiveness, but in games like this, it costs us a win.

"We fight, we claw, we hang around. We find a way to do it." - Cam Maybin

by MrDanielX on Apr 13, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus, a lot of those calls were close ones that just didn't go their way.

I could have sworn Will was safe on that infield hit

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Apr 13, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the whole team has had some bad luck

It seems like every time there is a call at a critical moment that could go either way it goes against the Pads.

If a couple hits fell in, or calls went their way the Pads could easily be 8-2 right now.

They’ll come around. Last year after 10 games I’m pretty sure they were 4-6.

by Antonio Olivares on Apr 13, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not quite herpes

Herpes can be given away without care, impersonally.

These outs they give away, they require some care and effort, like a yeast infection in your ear.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Apr 13, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

They lovingly caress the opposing team with their STD...

Sort of like Crabs?

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Apr 13, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can get those

from a toilet seat. That’s rather impersonal, too.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Apr 13, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another problem

What’s up with all the stolen bases by the opposition. I don’t get to see many games so are they running on Hundley or the pitchers? All the teams we have played so far seem to be running amok.

by sdval-inaz on Apr 13, 2011 11:50 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

I <3 Killa Camzilla

I just saw his twitter line

He makes this team exciting to watch

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Apr 13, 2011 12:03 PM PDT reply actions  

he makes me want a twitter

just because he’s so awesome.

I'm rated B for Boobies

by Captain.Awesome on Apr 13, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

But I still stand in solidarity with Mat Latos’ anti-twitter faction

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Apr 13, 2011 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come to the dark side.

You are missing out on instant access to things like this:

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Apr 13, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Soylent Green

Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.

by Friar Fever on Apr 14, 2011 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

dont you worry

bot is here to comfort your sads

canadas marriage is like their money, or military, no one takes it seriously

by bot on Apr 13, 2011 12:32 PM PDT reply actions  

im farting in the padres bucket tonight to wake up the bats

its going to be a blood orgy

canadas marriage is like their money, or military, no one takes it seriously

by bot on Apr 13, 2011 12:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Remembering that the Reds are actually a good team eases some of the pain

But we seriously should have won both those games. It’s a day game so I’m expecting Venable to hit for the cycle and for the bats to wake up.

Maybe we could name one of our minor league teams the Bats? It seems like a cool minor league team name and we could instil hitting in the youngsters at an early age. Ok, I’m done, let’s win today.

Mat Latos is the real deal...Go Lakers, Pads, and Bolts

by mrbarneydangles on Apr 13, 2011 12:47 PM PDT reply actions  

The Reds’ Triple-A affiliate is the Louisville Bats.

www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThinGwynn on Apr 13, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That always happens

You think you have a good idea, and someone already came up with it.

Mat Latos is the real deal...Go Lakers, Pads, and Bolts

by mrbarneydangles on Apr 13, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, Budbot. Seems to be so much fail in this linwup

Padres Maybin 8 Bartlett 6 Hudson 4 Cantu 3 Ludwick 7 Headley 5 Denorfia 9 Johnson 2 Stauffer 1.

At least Hotlett is back.

Killer Camzilla leading off. Interesting

The San Diego State University Aztecs~Back to Back Champions of the Mountain West Conference Tournament

by eastbaysd on Apr 13, 2011 12:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Replace Norf with Cunningham.

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Apr 13, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please

The San Diego State University Aztecs~Back to Back Champions of the Mountain West Conference Tournament

by eastbaysd on Apr 13, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like Budbot caught a bugbot...

Where is AVG when you need it?

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Apr 13, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Replace the Norf with (insert favorite grounds crew here)

"Rob Johnson sucks" --me
"Norf just does it because he straight up suckles on b-holes out there."--TheThinGwynn

by tonoxtono on Apr 13, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Killer Camzilla leading off. Interesting stupid.

Why have a guy that strikes out in over 30% of his plate appearances, while walking in less than 8% of those appearances, bat lead off?

I really wish we would hire a co-manager to do all the actual managing of the team.

by Antonio Olivares on Apr 13, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reds linwup

Stubbs CF, Phillips 2B, Votto 1B, Gomes LF, Francisco 3B, Heisey RF, Hernandez C, Janish SS, Wood LHP.

The San Diego State University Aztecs~Back to Back Champions of the Mountain West Conference Tournament

by eastbaysd on Apr 13, 2011 12:53 PM PDT reply actions  

johnson 2 stauffer 1 maybin 8 bartlett 6 headley 5 denorfia 9 cantu 3 dudwick 7 hudson 4

canadas marriage is like their money, or military, no one takes it seriously

by bot on Apr 13, 2011 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

This must be the alternate universe linwup

The San Diego State University Aztecs~Back to Back Champions of the Mountain West Conference Tournament

by eastbaysd on Apr 13, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keith Law HATES THE PADRES!

He created the “Hoffman” for “Ill-Gotten Saves”. and then later admits he eats children, kicks dogs and burn coal in his back yard just for the hell of it.

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Apr 13, 2011 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

F_____g b______t

www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThinGwynn on Apr 13, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

here it is

http://insider.espn.go.com/mlb/blog?name=law_keith&id=6335908

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Apr 13, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

its hard to see the stuff about the children and coal. You have to print it out and use Lemon Juice and read it against the light of a candle, Benedict Arnold style.

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Apr 13, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

ESPN is the worst... THE WORST

Their “insider” crap really annoys me.

"We fight, we claw, we hang around. We find a way to do it." - Cam Maybin

by MrDanielX on Apr 13, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their Fantasy Baseball coverage is really really good.

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Apr 13, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seems oddly contradictory as well

Since he admits in the article that Hoffman is one of the top three closers of the era…

by isaic16 on Apr 13, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not an ESPN Insider

So I have no idea what Keith Law is talking about.

"follow @radio2012, trust me, you will find his optimism, innocence, and honesty quite refreshing. as a jaded bastard, i sure do." justdave2103

http://twitter.com/#!/radio2012

by Jonathan Holmes on Apr 13, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

he is basically saying he hates the “save” as it doesn’t show performance and needs context. So he created a stat called “the Hoffman” when you give up at least 1 run and record a save. He then names it after Hoffman who received the most (53), but that is more indicutive of his longevity.

He then talks about how tasty BBQ kids taste as he reads Karl Marx.

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Apr 13, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, in other words...

…he’s a douche.

"follow @radio2012, trust me, you will find his optimism, innocence, and honesty quite refreshing. as a jaded bastard, i sure do." justdave2103

http://twitter.com/#!/radio2012

by Jonathan Holmes on Apr 13, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Just like “The Edge”.

www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThinGwynn on Apr 13, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was an odd game

They hit the ball hard all night, got a ton a runners on late and wound up with nothing to show for it. It was extremely frustrating, but it was more about the randomness of baseball than LOFT.

by field39 on Apr 13, 2011 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

how many were left on base?

that was the most frustrating part

by LJSD on Apr 13, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was yelling at the TV and my laptop was in serious danger last night,

but in the light of day it looks different. They hit the ball hard and it didn’t fall.

by field39 on Apr 13, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Laptop

I almost threw my laptop…then realized it was a lot of money.

by tharv99 on Apr 13, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

if we played this homestand in another ballpark i feel we would ahve won more games

wait silly me, i dont “feel”

canadas marriage is like their money, or military, no one takes it seriously

by bot on Apr 13, 2011 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Rockies fan here. I hope you don't mind a chime in on Hawpe

Last season was an anomaly for him. He’s a streaky hitter and by streaky I mean goes in longer swoons and sustains longer successes. I’ve seen most of his AB as Padre, and he his starting to hit the ball(when he hits it) with some good authority. Last night he was just plain robbed. I wouldn’t freak out just yet. Give it about 10 more games before hitting the panic button :)

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say it's playoffs or bust"- J. Hammel
Toddfather, Tulo, CarGo plus The Answer - Rox 2011 NL West Crown
Orig.Thugget Loyalist #4, UNugg #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Apr 13, 2011 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

10 MORE GAMES!

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Apr 13, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hawpe has 29 ABs

you need at least 100 PA before you can tell anything*

paraphrasing the Jedi

"There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."
---Steven Wright

by Hormel on Apr 13, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

not sure I can hawpe long enough for him to turn things around.

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Apr 13, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hawpe for tomorrow."

"There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."
---Steven Wright

by Hormel on Apr 13, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never give up hawpe on the Padres

"Rob Johnson sucks" --me
"Norf just does it because he straight up suckles on b-holes out there."--TheThinGwynn

by tonoxtono on Apr 13, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

10 MORE GAMES!

"Rob Johnson sucks" --me
"Norf just does it because he straight up suckles on b-holes out there."--TheThinGwynn

by tonoxtono on Apr 13, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

10 MORE GAMES!

This season will be over in 3 if he doesn’t start to hit.

by jbox on Apr 13, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really

Is there anyway that ludwick, hawpe, and headly don’t have to bat in the middle of the lineup. That’s 2 K’s and a flyball everyime they come up.

by tharv99 on Apr 13, 2011 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD NEWS!!!

things cant get much worse than last night

i hawpe we hit more

by LJSD on Apr 13, 2011 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

No, it's never true!

It’s one of those things you just don’t say, like “What’s the worst that could happen?”. You say it, and then you get hit by a car or a giraffe or a meteor! Don’t you watch TV?!

by Darklighter on Apr 14, 2011 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

THAT COMMENT THERE is

HEEELARIUOS. yea. LJSD not a good idea dude

Pardon me, While I burst, Into flames!

by MALL~DOUGH on Apr 14, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Comments For This Post Are Closed


User Tools

Cognitively aware of the San Diego Padres since about 1980-1981... Fans since '76.
Yahoo_full_count

Managers

Kinghippo_small Dex

Untitled_small jbox

Faith Keeper

P1230002_small jodes0405