Padres Dog Tags for Kids Promotion cancelled, being replaced
I got confirmation yesterday from the Padres that they did indeed decide to cancel the kids dog tags promotion, in response to the small, but vocal group that basically protested any sort of promotion that tied kids to the military. Laura Broderick, Padres VP of Brand Development, basically said that everything they do with the military is done to pay tribute to their service and did not want anything to call that into question. Since the schedules had not been printed and nothing finalized, they felt it better to swap out the promotion.
Personally, I think it's a shame. At this rate, kids won't be able to say that a player reached second base because it's a euphemism for touching a woman's breast (third base being analogous to placing a finger on a vagina). No longer will kids be able to say that a slugger has "killed" the ball, because it will remind some with particular sensitivities that the act of killing is forbidden by law. The giveaways regarding skin cancer prevention will all have to be cancelled because it will serve as a constant reminder that the sun does not appreciate white people.
I guess the Anti-Dog Tag group has a point if they want to think about the dog tags in the most morbid way, but lots of things have roots that are less than "nice". For example, did you know that the semi translucent dress shirts that Filipino men wear to weddings were originally required by the Spanish during their rule, so that one could easily tell if a Filipino was carrying a weapon? And yet, you go to a Filipino wedding and there they are...
Perhaps most telling is the following comment from a vet:
As a veteran
I would like to say that the dog-tag giveaway is a great idea. The reason for their creation does not really tell the whole story. I still have my dog tags from my time in service. I gave them to my son. He also has a couple of my old uniforms.
The giveaway won’t remind people of the death of servicemen. It will remind them that many people serve. Mr. Fullerton [sic] doesn’t say whether he is a vet or not, but I would guess he isn’t. The statement that this is some sort of recruiting ploy is absurd. If they give away 10,000 of these and poll the kids later on, of those that do enter the service, I doubt that more than 1 or 2 would cite the dog tag they got at the Padres game as the reason they joined.
Also, many of the kids that attend Padres games are from military families. This little trinket could help them feel a little closer to a mom or dad serving over seas. If you personally don’t like the promotion, don’t go to this game.
AQBan
Look for the replacement giveaway on the pocket schedules to be printed up this weekend!
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Boo for caving in
A thousand times boo
Don't hate the game, hate the nerds!
by thenerdhater on Mar 4, 2011 10:04 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
Asinine on every level
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by matthewverygood on Mar 4, 2011 10:04 AM PST reply actions
When kids can not have dog tags
Only dogs will be able to tag kids!
by Dex on Mar 4, 2011 10:08 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
that promotion would only lead to more
brown spots in the Park at the Park
"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover
by icaughthundleys#4 on Mar 4, 2011 10:14 AM PST up reply actions
Well, now we know
and some overzealous children’s military recruitment campaign once told me that knowing is approximately fifty percent of the conflict.
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by Axion on Mar 4, 2011 10:40 AM PST reply actions 4 recs
I always took it to mean anything involving touching of the special areas.
I need new pants.
I believe that we will win.
The meaning of 3B changed as oral sex became much more common
It used to refer to hands-genitalia contact, but it is now a much more generic term, meaning what Jodes wrote.
At least, that’s my understanding.
Anything that doesn't include...uh..
well….what jodes said.
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by Jonathan Holmes on Mar 4, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions
Would analingus be considered shortstop?
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by TheThinGwynn on Mar 4, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
In basketball terms, that would be a rim job.
In baseball? Left field?
It would give a whole new meaning to the nickname “Salad Czar.”
I need new pants.
I believe that we will win.
Lame
Caving to crybabies is the worst
This is a terrible thing for the Padres. - Jerry Coleman
by Padres_Hobo on Mar 4, 2011 10:53 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
AQFan summed up my feelings on he issue.
also, let me add: the person who got this started seriously sucks.
"follow @radio2012, trust me, you will find his optimism, innocence, and honesty quite refreshing. as a jaded bastard, i sure do." justdave2103
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by Jonathan Holmes on Mar 4, 2011 10:55 AM PST reply actions
Not you,
the woman who wrote the petition.
"follow @radio2012, trust me, you will find his optimism, innocence, and honesty quite refreshing. as a jaded bastard, i sure do." justdave2103
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by Jonathan Holmes on Mar 4, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions
I'm not sure Kap knows
"You're killing independent George!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by Art Vanndelay on Mar 4, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions
There are a number of reasons this premise is horseshit, but I'll go with False Equivalency
The people who objected to the dog tags aren’t just obsessing on the most morbid use. Dog tags are for identifying dead bodies. Period. Any other use is ancillary.
by lemonverbena on Mar 4, 2011 12:14 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
I guess the ones Carls JR gave me that say “Burger Slayer” are to let the Coroner’s Office know I died because i’m a glutinous fat ass.
"You're killing independent George!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by Art Vanndelay on Mar 4, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Le sigh.
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by TheThinGwynn on Mar 4, 2011 1:07 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Does that mean that the Padres
Are giving them to Kids so that the Coroners will know that they died of an overdoes of Awesome?
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
by MrDanielX on Mar 4, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Hey-O!!!!
and thats a rec
"You're killing independent George!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by Art Vanndelay on Mar 4, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions
The original intention of dog tags was certainly for post-mortem identification,
and you may consider providing the proper blood type, and the appropriate last rites ancillary, but dog tags have become iconic. In becoming iconic, they have risen above their original intention, and therefore this small but energetic group is way off base. I doubt any of the children that would have received these dog tags would have gone home to play casualty.
What I need is an electric monk
by Boilermaker19 on Mar 4, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions
Urge to know my gas mask size: rising
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by Axion on Mar 4, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Anxiety attack
Where would you find such a thing?
"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
gas mask size
is determined the first week of boot camp then it’s off to the gas chamber for confidence testing
Still waiting for Matt Holliday to touch the plate.
...there's no other way?
"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
My issue is that this just doesn't strike me as something
that one would consider within even the TOP 100 promotions you could give for children.
by Zen Blade on Mar 4, 2011 3:57 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
What kind of World do live in???
Whats next? are they going to tell us we can’t smoke on airplanes now???
"You're killing independent George!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by Art Vanndelay on Mar 4, 2011 2:11 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Yeah!
And we can’t spit on the floor, or take our pants off when it gets hot, or pee in the drinking fountain
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by matthewverygood on Mar 4, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions
Serious? I sweat I saw Rick Sutcliff doing all three between innings last year.
While swearing under his breath something about Steve Garvey and a fire extinguisher.
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
Would be nice...
….if baseball teams could get people to the ballpark without silly promotions giving away cheap junk….you know, with um…good ballplayers.
by EvilSammy on Mar 4, 2011 2:26 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
I think it's a shared cost, but I also could be wrong
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by matthewverygood on Mar 4, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions
I think I love my wife
which is a story about a married man who daydreams about being with other women and finds his will and morals tested after he’s visited by the ex-mistress of his old friend, but I could be wrong.
"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG
by TheGrandHatching on Mar 4, 2011 5:01 PM PST up reply actions
Wow. That's got "Major Motion Picture" written all over it.
Who would play the ex-mistress part?
by wegotballsley on Mar 4, 2011 11:01 PM PST up reply actions
I'm not worried about the cost or who pays..
…I just think it’s sad you have to give away worthless crap to get fans to a ball park. “Hey, let’s go to the park and pay $100 for the family to get in, $50 for food, $10 for parking so we can all get a 50 cent prize!”
by EvilSammy on Mar 4, 2011 4:20 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs

"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG
by TheGrandHatching on Mar 4, 2011 4:57 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
that soccer scarf i got last year is worth way more than 50 cents
Hawpe on pop, Hip Hawpe Hooray, I'm all Hawpe'd up, oh man this one is endless!
by turbopan on Mar 4, 2011 5:01 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Cancel all giveaways
We can’t be promoting sadness among EvilSammys who despise games being sold out.
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
sold-out Padre games???
http://chargerdynasty.blogspot.com/ " If you have some spare money hanging around, it would be worth your time to place some bets based on my Chargers 38 Bengals 7 prediction"
Yeah
because it proves your fan base is strong when it takes Cracker Jack prize giveaways to sell out the ballpark.
Conversely
When people are showing up because the franchise is the San Diego Padres and not solely because of the players in uniform, that means you have a much stronger fanbase than your silly ideal’s.
First you only want people to show up for the players, then it’s sad that people like to get free things given to them with their entertainment, now fanbases aren’t strong unless they share the same values you do. Where oh where will the goalposts move next?
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
You misunderstand
I’m not moving the goalposts. When I said “good ballplayers” I didn’t mean to say people should show up for individual players. Last year’s team likely overachieved with mostly non-name players, but as team they were good enough to win 90 games. By “good ballplayers” I meant “good team”. I honestly don’t care if teams have giveaways as a way to boost attendance. I just think it’s sad they have to. And I never said nor close to implied a fan base isn’t good if it doesn’t share my values or ideals. I merely said I believe it’s sad a team has to give away trinkets to get fans to ballgames and it’s sad fans don’t see they’re paying a lot of money to get a cheap piece of crap.
And..
ARE fans showing up to see the San Diego Padres? They didn’t have terrible attendance last year, but they averaged about the same as 100-loss Seattle. Of the 8 playoff teams, they ranked only ahead of Cincinnati and Tampa Bay. And Tampa has the worst stadium in the league. Atlanta, a crappy sports town, outdrew them. As did SF (by 13k a game). I won’t count Minn because they opened a new ballpark.
I love the Padres, and I know SD is a transplant town, but when you rank 6th in wins and 19th in attendance, there’s a problem. Especially in a city with the best weather in the country and one of the top 5 ballparks in either league.
GLB should sponsor the dog tags
then again, maybe not
Still waiting for Matt Holliday to touch the plate.
How about giving out
anti-war dog tags…
stamped with peace signs or “War is Not Healthy for Children and Other Living Things”
I drink therefore I am.
W. C. Fields
what about actual dog tags?
like the kind dogs wear. petco could sponsor it. give ’em to kids and they get lost we could find their parents.
Hawpe on pop, Hip Hawpe Hooray, I'm all Hawpe'd up, oh man this one is endless!
by turbopan on Mar 4, 2011 9:21 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Have you ever seen a kid on a leash and the dirty looks the kid's mother gets?
by wegotballsley on Mar 4, 2011 11:04 PM PST up reply actions
ever see a kid after a flea dip?
Hawpe on pop, Hip Hawpe Hooray, I'm all Hawpe'd up, oh man this one is endless!

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