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Padres Dog Tags for Kids Promotion cancelled, being replaced

I got confirmation yesterday from the Padres that they did indeed decide to cancel the kids dog tags promotion, in response to the small, but vocal group that basically protested any sort of promotion that tied kids to the military. Laura Broderick, Padres VP of Brand Development, basically said that everything they do with the military is done to pay tribute to their service and did not want anything to call that into question. Since the schedules had not been printed and nothing finalized, they felt it better to swap out the promotion.

Personally, I think it's a shame. At this rate, kids won't be able to say that a player reached second base because it's a euphemism for touching a woman's breast (third base being analogous to placing a finger on a vagina). No longer will kids be able to say that a slugger has "killed" the ball, because it will remind some with particular sensitivities that the act of killing is forbidden by law. The giveaways regarding skin cancer prevention will all have to be cancelled because it will serve as a constant reminder that the sun does not appreciate white people. 

I guess the Anti-Dog Tag group has a point if they want to think about the dog tags in the most morbid way, but lots of things have roots that are less than "nice". For example, did you know that the semi translucent dress shirts that Filipino men wear to weddings were originally required by the Spanish during their rule, so that one could easily tell if a Filipino was carrying a weapon? And yet, you go to a Filipino wedding and there they are...

Perhaps most telling is the following comment from a vet

As a veteran

I would like to say that the dog-tag giveaway is a great idea. The reason for their creation does not really tell the whole story. I still have my dog tags from my time in service. I gave them to my son. He also has a couple of my old uniforms.

The giveaway won’t remind people of the death of servicemen. It will remind them that many people serve. Mr. Fullerton [sic] doesn’t say whether he is a vet or not, but I would guess he isn’t. The statement that this is some sort of recruiting ploy is absurd. If they give away 10,000 of these and poll the kids later on, of those that do enter the service, I doubt that more than 1 or 2 would cite the dog tag they got at the Padres game as the reason they joined.

Also, many of the kids that attend Padres games are from military families. This little trinket could help them feel a little closer to a mom or dad serving over seas. If you personally don’t like the promotion, don’t go to this game.

AQBan

Look for the replacement giveaway on the pocket schedules to be printed up this weekend!

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Boo for caving in

A thousand times boo

Don't hate the game, hate the nerds!

by thenerdhater on Mar 4, 2011 10:04 AM PST reply actions   2 recs

Asinine on every level

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by matthewverygood on Mar 4, 2011 10:04 AM PST reply actions  

When kids can not have dog tags

Only dogs will be able to tag kids!

by Dex on Mar 4, 2011 10:08 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

that promotion would only lead to more

brown spots in the Park at the Park

"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover

by icaughthundleys#4 on Mar 4, 2011 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, now we know

and some overzealous children’s military recruitment campaign once told me that knowing is approximately fifty percent of the conflict.

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by Axion on Mar 4, 2011 10:40 AM PST reply actions   4 recs

The meaning of 3B changed as oral sex became much more common

It used to refer to hands-genitalia contact, but it is now a much more generic term, meaning what Jodes wrote.

At least, that’s my understanding.

by Zen Blade on Mar 4, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Anything that doesn't include...uh..

well….what jodes said.

"follow @radio2012, trust me, you will find his optimism, innocence, and honesty quite refreshing. as a jaded bastard, i sure do." justdave2103

http://twitter.com/#!/radio2012

by Jonathan Holmes on Mar 4, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Would analingus be considered shortstop?

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by TheThinGwynn on Mar 4, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

In basketball terms, that would be a rim job.

In baseball? Left field?

It would give a whole new meaning to the nickname “Salad Czar.”

I need new pants.

I believe that we will win.

by jodes0405 on Mar 8, 2011 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Lame

Caving to crybabies is the worst

This is a terrible thing for the Padres. - Jerry Coleman

by Padres_Hobo on Mar 4, 2011 10:53 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

AQFan summed up my feelings on he issue.

also, let me add: the person who got this started seriously sucks.

"follow @radio2012, trust me, you will find his optimism, innocence, and honesty quite refreshing. as a jaded bastard, i sure do." justdave2103

http://twitter.com/#!/radio2012

by Jonathan Holmes on Mar 4, 2011 10:55 AM PST reply actions  

Not you,

the woman who wrote the petition.

"follow @radio2012, trust me, you will find his optimism, innocence, and honesty quite refreshing. as a jaded bastard, i sure do." justdave2103

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by Jonathan Holmes on Mar 4, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm not sure Kap knows

"You're killing independent George!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Art Vanndelay on Mar 4, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

It's Kap

"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor

by Ketchup on Mar 4, 2011 11:00 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

There are a number of reasons this premise is horseshit, but I'll go with False Equivalency

The people who objected to the dog tags aren’t just obsessing on the most morbid use. Dog tags are for identifying dead bodies. Period. Any other use is ancillary.

by lemonverbena on Mar 4, 2011 12:14 PM PST reply actions   2 recs

I guess the ones Carls JR gave me that say “Burger Slayer” are to let the Coroner’s Office know I died because i’m a glutinous fat ass.

"You're killing independent George!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Art Vanndelay on Mar 4, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Le sigh.

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by TheThinGwynn on Mar 4, 2011 1:07 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Does that mean that the Padres

Are giving them to Kids so that the Coroners will know that they died of an overdoes of Awesome?

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Mar 4, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

Hey-O!!!!

and thats a rec

"You're killing independent George!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Art Vanndelay on Mar 4, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

The original intention of dog tags was certainly for post-mortem identification,

and you may consider providing the proper blood type, and the appropriate last rites ancillary, but dog tags have become iconic. In becoming iconic, they have risen above their original intention, and therefore this small but energetic group is way off base. I doubt any of the children that would have received these dog tags would have gone home to play casualty.

What I need is an electric monk

by Boilermaker19 on Mar 4, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Gas Mask Size

is on there as well, so you can put them on injured military people.

by jbox on Mar 4, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Urge to know my gas mask size: rising

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Mar 4, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Anxiety attack

Where would you find such a thing?

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos

by Jordan_Ming on Mar 4, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

gas mask size

is determined the first week of boot camp then it’s off to the gas chamber for confidence testing

Still waiting for Matt Holliday to touch the plate.

by sqrunt on Mar 4, 2011 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

...there's no other way?

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos

by Jordan_Ming on Mar 4, 2011 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

My issue is that this just doesn't strike me as something

that one would consider within even the TOP 100 promotions you could give for children.

by Zen Blade on Mar 4, 2011 3:57 PM PST up reply actions   3 recs

What kind of World do live in???

Whats next? are they going to tell us we can’t smoke on airplanes now???

"You're killing independent George!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Art Vanndelay on Mar 4, 2011 2:11 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Yeah!

And we can’t spit on the floor, or take our pants off when it gets hot, or pee in the drinking fountain

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by matthewverygood on Mar 4, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Serious? I sweat I saw Rick Sutcliff doing all three between innings last year.

While swearing under his breath something about Steve Garvey and a fire extinguisher.

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Mar 4, 2011 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Would be nice...

….if baseball teams could get people to the ballpark without silly promotions giving away cheap junk….you know, with um…good ballplayers.

by EvilSammy on Mar 4, 2011 2:26 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

promotions

are entirely paid for by the sponser as far as I know. Could be wrong though.

by kevintheoman on Mar 4, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it's a shared cost, but I also could be wrong

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by matthewverygood on Mar 4, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I love my wife

which is a story about a married man who daydreams about being with other women and finds his will and morals tested after he’s visited by the ex-mistress of his old friend, but I could be wrong.

"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG

by TheGrandHatching on Mar 4, 2011 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not worried about the cost or who pays..

…I just think it’s sad you have to give away worthless crap to get fans to a ball park. “Hey, let’s go to the park and pay $100 for the family to get in, $50 for food, $10 for parking so we can all get a 50 cent prize!”

by EvilSammy on Mar 4, 2011 4:20 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG

by TheGrandHatching on Mar 4, 2011 4:57 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

that soccer scarf i got last year is worth way more than 50 cents

Hawpe on pop, Hip Hawpe Hooray, I'm all Hawpe'd up, oh man this one is endless!

by turbopan on Mar 4, 2011 5:01 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Cancel all giveaways

We can’t be promoting sadness among EvilSammys who despise games being sold out.

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by Axion on Mar 4, 2011 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

sold-out Padre games???

http://chargerdynasty.blogspot.com/ " If you have some spare money hanging around, it would be worth your time to place some bets based on my Chargers 38 Bengals 7 prediction"

by strummer on Mar 5, 2011 3:24 AM PST up reply actions  

lol wut taht?

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos

by Jordan_Ming on Mar 5, 2011 7:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

because it proves your fan base is strong when it takes Cracker Jack prize giveaways to sell out the ballpark.

by EvilSammy on Mar 7, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Conversely

When people are showing up because the franchise is the San Diego Padres and not solely because of the players in uniform, that means you have a much stronger fanbase than your silly ideal’s.

First you only want people to show up for the players, then it’s sad that people like to get free things given to them with their entertainment, now fanbases aren’t strong unless they share the same values you do. Where oh where will the goalposts move next?

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Mar 7, 2011 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

You misunderstand

I’m not moving the goalposts. When I said “good ballplayers” I didn’t mean to say people should show up for individual players. Last year’s team likely overachieved with mostly non-name players, but as team they were good enough to win 90 games. By “good ballplayers” I meant “good team”. I honestly don’t care if teams have giveaways as a way to boost attendance. I just think it’s sad they have to. And I never said nor close to implied a fan base isn’t good if it doesn’t share my values or ideals. I merely said I believe it’s sad a team has to give away trinkets to get fans to ballgames and it’s sad fans don’t see they’re paying a lot of money to get a cheap piece of crap.

by EvilSammy on Mar 7, 2011 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

And..

ARE fans showing up to see the San Diego Padres? They didn’t have terrible attendance last year, but they averaged about the same as 100-loss Seattle. Of the 8 playoff teams, they ranked only ahead of Cincinnati and Tampa Bay. And Tampa has the worst stadium in the league. Atlanta, a crappy sports town, outdrew them. As did SF (by 13k a game). I won’t count Minn because they opened a new ballpark.

I love the Padres, and I know SD is a transplant town, but when you rank 6th in wins and 19th in attendance, there’s a problem. Especially in a city with the best weather in the country and one of the top 5 ballparks in either league.

by EvilSammy on Mar 7, 2011 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

How about giving out

anti-war dog tags…
stamped with peace signs or “War is Not Healthy for Children and Other Living Things”

I drink therefore I am.
W. C. Fields

by Hormel on Mar 4, 2011 6:04 PM PST reply actions  

what about actual dog tags?

like the kind dogs wear. petco could sponsor it. give ’em to kids and they get lost we could find their parents.

Hawpe on pop, Hip Hawpe Hooray, I'm all Hawpe'd up, oh man this one is endless!

by turbopan on Mar 4, 2011 9:21 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

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