The game just started and DeNorf singled to begin the game off Ednison Volquez. Casey Kelly is starting the game (LeBlanc is pitching in the minor league game, does this mean something?). Unfortunately, Salad-Bar and Rob Johnson are both in the lineup and they are both terrible at hitting so don't expect a lot of offense.

Also, Denorfia just got picked off, way to go superstar, because Orlando Hudson just singled as well. Lineup goes:

Denorf, O-Dawg, Can Do, Hop, Slugwick, Wilted Salad Bar, Rob J, Jodes' husband, and Casey Kelly.