GlBPaD: The Face of the Franchise is somewhat indistinguishable from other faces
I saw another version of the bus advertising currently running. No tattoo on this one so it must not be Mat Latos. Unfortunately for me and my reputation as a baseball blogger, I could not tell who it was off hand. I think that's Clayton Richard. I'm almost positive it is, but I find myself unable to tell the difference between one guy and the next without an especially distinguishing feature. Like, though I still think Matt Cain is a little bitch, I am forced to admit that I am drawn by the charismatic Brian Wilson and The Part-Filipino Phenom Tim Lincecum. I think it's mostly because I'm able to easily distinguish them from a sea of faces during the baseball season with their signature features like epic beards and ink or long hair and mopey facial expressions. All of those distinguishing features perhaps indicate extended marijuana abuse. And if I'm only able to distinguish based on features that indicated extended marijuana use, then I wonder what that says about my personality considering I don't have any tattoos and I don't abuse substances in general. I am fascinated by the underbelly of our culture.
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Please do NOT tell me you just said you are somehow drawn to BRIAN WILSON.
The agony.
by scout1222 on Mar 23, 2011 4:01 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I think it's the beard...
And that commercial where he came off so gay for himself. I’m gay for people who are gay for themselves.
by Dex on Mar 23, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
his new commercial is pretty hilarious
i felt dirty laughing, but i laughed.
"I suggest more bike" ~KSK
Not Latos
Latos also throws with his right.
Probably Clayton. Leubke also a lefty, but unlikely to be him.
by Imissburritos on Mar 23, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Had no idea Lincecum was touring with Journey

Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
by Friar Fever on Mar 23, 2011 4:10 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
And the guy is Clayton
That same picture is on flyer for the Flex-10 pack I got from Fan Fest. Plus, it’s only fitting he be the spokesman for flexing. His forearms have their own forearms.
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
agreed
can we ban Dex already? Or do we have to wait until he writes about his love of Barry Bonds?
"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"
I think we have to wait until he gets a Giants-themed tramp stamp.
It’s more likely than you think.
by Darklighter on Mar 23, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you sure we have to wait for that?
Next time you’re around Dex, look to see if he’s sportin’ a tat of Brian Wilson’s beard in that area…
Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...
Hate Lincecum and Wilson
Love Cain.
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
I'm okay with Lincescum since he grew up a Joey Cora fan.
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"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThinGwynn on Mar 23, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Pretty sure the Petco grounds crew thinks Cain's a giant douche.
He’s not content to simply brush away the SD on the back of the mound; he has to dig a crater into it.
by Darklighter on Mar 23, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
agreed
I hate that they put the “keep off grass” signs while the Padres are doing their handshakes.
"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"
Suck it
Brian Wilson is white trash.
by The Gribbler on Mar 23, 2011 4:46 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
If your marijuana is being abused
I know of a shelter you can send it.
It looks like the player-to-be-named threw the center-right turn signal.
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
Mustaches are cooler than beards
All the players should grow mustaches and our slogan can be “Fear the Stash” We’ll be so cool. Just imagine Hundles with a huge mustache.
Mat Latos is the real deal...Go Lakers, Pads, and Bolts
by mrbarneydangles on Mar 23, 2011 6:26 PM PDT reply actions
kind of looks like bud black
Someone photoshopped an old photo of his playing days and put him in a padre uniform.
P.s. its actually leblanc.
by SD Jake on Mar 23, 2011 7:16 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
So why are these ads on the back, and not the sidewalk side of the bus?
They only want people with cars to buy tickets?

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