This has got to be the strangest most awesomestsuses job request evar. MLB wants to hire 1 person to live, eat and drink baseball for a year. This means watching every single game (is that possible?) and blogging / vlogging / flogging? about it, from some undisclosed location in NYC (God, please let it be Ray's Pizza on 7th Ave between 48th and 49th). They want someone witty and presentable...ie chugging straight out of a bottle of Jack and eating 40 chicken McNuggets may be witty, but not presentable. You must pass a background check, which disqualifies every person on GLB - especially if they read your comments in the OTs.
You have until March 7th to apply. If you need help with your essay, someone to remove your excessive nose hair, etiquette lessons or a BABIP tutorial...we'll all help you - since we don't want any fcuking Dodger or Giant fans to snag this once in a lifetime opportunity.