Gameday Thread 3/19: Padres vs. Goatse'd
by sdchicken on Mar 19, 2011 2:54 PM PDT
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PrintOkay, so this is late and the last one I posted was mainly me making an ass out of myself. However, I figured I should probably throw up another one since the good guys are already up 5 runs after a good outing by San Diego native (and new hometown hero?) Aaron Harang. The Harangutan has been replaced by Justin Bieber lookalike Cory Luebke, who just laid a goose-egg after striking out two goatse'd players.
Okay, word count has been met. PLAY BALL AND GO PADRES!
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You did make an ass of yourself.
Problem is only 3 people were there to see it
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
I kind of like it that way
Unless there’s a possibility of getting laid out of me making an ass of myself…then I don’t mind the audience.
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I'm the same
If I do or say something dumb and someone finds it attractive, it isn’t dumb anymore
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
It just never happens
The “finding it attractive” part, that is
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
Well, sometimes you hope to pull it off as a "just as planned" maneuver
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I should start going with that
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
Logan Forsythe with a bomb that fell 200 feet short of the fence for a single
6-0 Padres
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
I like this guy
He has promise. If only he could learn to play shortstop
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He walks like the best of them
Hitting takes practice he doesn’t have time for
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
That's way Cabera needs a chance to show his stuff
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
*why
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
I think he got a bad wrap in 2010 after some injuries and never getting a chance to get back into his groove
However, he also needs to play everyday somewhere. It might have to be Tuscon unless The Pear gets taken out this season.
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I don't see Bartlett going anywhere
Cabrera will have to get used to Tuscon or learn to play 2B better as a backup for Hudson
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
Right
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
He was primarily a second baseman before we got him.
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThinGwynn on Mar 19, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
This is true
But Bud & Co. keep throwing him out in the 6 spot.
Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...
I was just remarking on the "learn to" part.
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThinGwynn on Mar 19, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Headley does have time to hit and it shows
3-run blast…10-0 Padres
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
Wait, no
Grand slam?
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
Killa Cam!!!
11-0 after a Maybin blast
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
I know it's only Braden Looper, and I know it's only spring training
But I love this team already
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I'm loving this team more every day
It’s one of the first times that I’ve had a true excitement for the team at this point in the year. I’ve always been ready for baseball, but this time around, I’m ready to see us contending with what I think is a stronger team than even we knew was possible.
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
Exactly
Last year was fun, when Jed slowly started transforming this team from old station-to-station players into a speedy, athletic one. Now that he’s had another year to continue that process, this team looks sleek and dangerous. Maybe not a hungry hobo ready to pick a knife-fight, but an angry ’50s youth gangster ready to rumble against the others at the big dance.
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Our 2011 San Diego Padres
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
by Friar Fever on Mar 19, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
lookin good
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
by Ketchup on Mar 19, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
And in other news, Cincinnati's split squads are taking the LOLkies and Dbags to task
10-2 against the LOLkies and 10-3 against the Dbags
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The Reds should do just as well again this year
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
If Volquez worked on his stuff over the offseason, he'll be a bad man to face
Only one they lost was Herr Harang
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
cubs suck!
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
They really wanted to make sure we knew that today
Of course, Braden Looper is responsible for 8 of those runs. I guess he is their new scapegoat.
Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...
Pretty big turn out in the OT today.
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
So many people trying to get a word in
Amazing we haven’t crashed the site yet
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
It's like McCovey ChronicLOLs in here
Except without all the douchebaggedness and superdickery
Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...
by sdchicken on Mar 19, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was going to look up Superdickery, but thought better of it
Don’t need a virus
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
Looks safe to me
Superdickery.com -Absurd, humorous, and sexually suggestive comic book covers.
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
by Ketchup on Mar 19, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That must be sdchicken's home page
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
It's not so bad
It’s the term coined to explain all of the crazy Superman/Lois Lane/Jimmy Olson comic book covers from the Silver Age, like so:
Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...
by sdchicken on Mar 19, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
This one is better. F**k you, Jimmy Olson. How dare you buy an inferior gift!
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Seriously...
What in the hell can you buy Superman that he can’t get himself?
Women…faster than a speeding bullet.
Cars…he’s faster than a speeding bullet.
Clothes…He wears the same thing every day for his “job” at the Daily Planet
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
Jimmy tried with that robe, but apparently Superman is a birthday suit boy when it comes to sleeping.
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It's obvious that he goes bare pickle after hours
To be cramped up in red tights on the job, he’s gotta let ’em hang some time.
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
Trying to out nerd me here, chicken?
I can’t stand for such a challenge! For shame, sir! (or ma’am. Never know these days) For shame!
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
LOL, I'm a d00d. This one is one of my favorites: Best way to dump an ex. EVAR.
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Even got her gagged
Hero by day, freak by night
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
This one is good, too. It shows that Batman's "no guns" rule has an exception: Sidekicks
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No guns is a lame rule anyways
The Riddler is annoying and should be taken care of swiftly.
“Riddle me this…CAP-CAP!” Problem solved.
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
And Luebke gives up a grand slam
Fortunately, the good guys are still beating the goatse’d a billion to four.
Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...
I would look him up, but I don't want Google responding with "Who the fcuk is that?"
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
by Friar Fever on Mar 19, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL
He was a first round supplemental pick that the Padres snagged back in 2006, the same year as Matt Antonelli. Ant was the safer, college pick. Kyler was the raw highschooler who the Padres thought could either hit or be converted into an LHP. Kyler ended up getting flipped to the Cubs along with Rob Bowen for Michael Barrett.
Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...
Okay, he's Jablonski Noel, a guy the Padres got in the 5th round of the 2010 draft
Didn’t realize he was in camp, but that’ s a damn good showing for his first spring training AB.
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Just a man trying to make a living
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
Could have thrown it over the mountains
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
I guess?
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
Another disappointment
Dude is going to be 26 and he still hasn’t gotten out of low A ball.
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WOOOO!
YAY!
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
HURRAY!
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
As they should
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
We win again
No biggie
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
Just Wu-Tanged my screen
Damn.
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
yeah!
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
I don't know what that is
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
I think it's Captain Hero's insignia from Drawn Together
A man whose nemesis always tricks him into washing his balls.
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You are just going for the kill shot on the out-nerding
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
It's more that my brain likes to glomp onto useless trivia
It makes studying a bitch, though. x_x
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Our brains are very similar, I believe
I know too much useless info and quotes, but when it gets down to actual schoolwork…nothing.
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
Yeah, it's a curse
The upside is that the one day you get selected to appear on Jeopardy is the day you make a million dollars.
Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...
I kill during Teen Tournament week
Sweeping categories like no ones business
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
what was the final score
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
Just popped in to say
WINSIES!
"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
We kept you away with the comics, huh?
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
Had to be
She probably couldn’t stand to see gentle Superman be a murderer
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
nah
I was napping haha
"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
During a game?!?!?
Tsk tsk tsk, I say.
Tsk…tsk………………………………tsk
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
HEY
I got up at 6 and then ran my first 5k! I deserved a nap!
/tooting my own horn
"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
Yeah...well
I read like 5 pages online and wrote about a paragraph of a 25 page paper, so HAH!
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
Well congrats on staying awake then
"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
I know, right?
I’m just that incredible
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
Awww....how sweet
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
But I don't speak chicken!
"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
But when his heart speaks, you need only listen
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
Okay, I mean
if it’s what you want, I guess I’ll cut you up, deep fry you, and feed you to my family
"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
A bad Douglas Adams reference
Especially bad since I’ve never read any of his books.
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Quoting that which you don't appreciate?
That’s pretty low, man.
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
I have bad associations with his work
Most of the douches I knew in high school fawned over his stuff like tweeners on sparkly vampires nowadays.
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Most of the douches I knew in high school couldn't read
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
Babel fish is a translating program
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
So you're going to do him Pilgrim style?
Cold-blooded…
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
Is there any other way?
"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
I can think of a few, but that's neither here nor there
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
He will turn this ship around and drop you back in the Dagobah System or wherever he damn well please
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
i read that as pooped
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
by Ketchup on Mar 19, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
So did I
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
I popped over to the Cincy v. Dbags game and saw that Adam Eaton hit a home run.
I almost thought it was another KT retread, until I saw that he was born in 1988 and was playing LF.
Come on, KT. Do it. Bring old Adam Eaton to the Dbags.
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See if Klesko doing anything on weekends
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
I'm pretty sure Phil Nevin has time to play after his paper route
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He hasn't been fired yet?
I heard he lost range in this throws. Papers ended up in bushes and the sort.
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
*his throws
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
Okay, so I was making fun of the Dbags earlier, but apparently Cincy's new reliever is gutless.
Dbags ahead 13-10
Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...
Oh shit, Sean Burroughs actually played a game.
He reached on a fielding error.
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WG DAMNIT.
I wanted there to be an OT today and this one was posted right after I stopped watching the game.
I need new pants.
I believe that we will win.
Or she could start watching the whole game.
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThinGwynn on Mar 20, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Or post an OT if she wanted one
Why ask a failed romance to come watch your successful one? You know, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. It's just weird for everyone.
by Friar Fever on Mar 20, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
I asked on Twitter if it would be worth posting an OT and no one replied so I figured not many people were watching.
I need new pants.
I believe that we will win.
He'd hate this place.
Everyone’s a comedian.
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThinGwynn on Mar 21, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'll let this one slide under the circumstances.
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThinGwynn on Mar 21, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
You know me, TTG.
I wouldn’t just stop watching a Padres game for no reason.
I need new pants.
I believe that we will win.
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