Oh year, I need a word limit...In the course of human events, there comes a time where a man must make a choice. He must choose what sports team to root for, and that choice will haunt him to his grave. Of course, the rules are different if you are a sasquatch, then you can choose three teams but not on Leap Year unless the Groundhog comes out of his hole. Also, women have the same rule as men...no more stalling? AWESOME!